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Bloody glad I am not part of your lot Biffen.

Biffen is particularly [censored] at the moment OD because some of his financial interests have been jeopardized by .... er ... good policing. ( see today's Hun)

 
Biffen is particularly [censored] at the moment OD because some of his financial interests have been jeopardized by .... er ... good policing. ( see today's Hun)[/quote

The damage will be felt in the local community- mostly by people who own things.

The rest of Fitzroy st will always find a way to get mental.they might resort to licking frogs.

Hope floggo doesn't get any fruity ideas.

Did someone say fruity ideas? Try this ...

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Beautiful.

Someone has to pick up the slack while DF is away (or wherever he is) :lol:


Don't want to rain on your parade Jazza but in our family there is old saying.

"Behind every cloud there is more darkness and gloom, ended only by the inevitability of decay and death".

youve just made me feel like a bundle of orgasms ready to explode.

thanks for giving me that warm fuzzy feeling.

youve just made me feel like a bundle of orgasms ready to explode.

thanks for giving me that warm fuzzy feeling.

Sometimes I think you are a very sick man, jazza ... :blink:

Sometimes I think you are a very sick man, jazza ... :blink:

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

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im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

I will be the first to say jazza

I pass !

I will be the first to say jazza

I pass !

cant get a full time welfare officer to push you around?


im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

you pull out the calves with a chain attached to a 4wd? :o

shades of deliverance country (or romsey)

you pull out the calves with a chain attached to a 4wd? :o

shades of deliverance country (or romsey)

Or maybe just some big and very stubborn calves ... :blink:

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

Not sure I am much use to you there, jazza -- used to help out on my uncle and aunt's farm many years ago, but calving was not one of my experiences (and I very much doubt one of Biffen's). I think you should also stay right away from any ideas BBO might have ... :blink:

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Sometimes I think you are a very sick man, jazza ... :blink:

Fits in well on here.

I sometimes think this thread couldn't possibly go off in another direction and then it does.

Never disappoints :)

If only our club could emulate. ( though not necessarily by such tangential imitation) :rolleyes:


I sometimes think this thread couldn't possibly go off in another direction and then it does.

Never disappoints :)

If only our club could emulate. ( though not necessarily by such tangential imitation) :rolleyes:

thats the problem with our club.

to many school ties ran it for years and they forgot about the farmers.

we would bring a no BS policy to the club and actually work as committee members instead of brown nosing during the day.

our attitude would sort out the weak gutless grease in the hair pillow biters and get on with the business of winning games.

ive always said if some fool buys my farm i will join the committee{voted on of course}and bring some straight talking to player retention and aims for the coming season rather than soft kock JW benefit pieces in the paper

maybe working with a 4 wheeler all night calving might sort some of our players out..

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thats the problem with our club.

to many school ties ran it for years and they forgot about the farmers.

we would bring a no BS policy to the club and actually work as committee members instead of brown nosing during the day.

our attitude would sort out the weak gutless grease in the hair pillow biters and get on with the business of winning games.

ive always said if some fool buys my farm i will join the committee{voted on of course}and bring some straight talking to player retention and aims for the coming season rather than soft kock JW benefit pieces in the paper

maybe working with a 4 wheeler all night calving might sort some of our players out..

I think death would come first jazza

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

did you mean "glossy" or "grotty" jazza


No probs Jazza.

I am free during the day.

Most of my city job are at night.

Happy to work without gloves just to get a feel for it.

Can't be any worse than my ex girlfriend .

That was a chore at best.

Cost me 80 per cent of a house in the cbd to get out of that one but was worth every cent.

Hope your cows are friendlier than that one.

Post 10318 above. One of Biffen's more subtle and esoteric efforts.

far far too verbose for my failing brain synapses bbo

often the things left unsaid speak with the greatest volume

 
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Agree. Couldn't have said it better myself.


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