The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 22,064]

Bloody glad I am not part of your lot Biffen.

Biffen is particularly [censored] at the moment OD because some of his financial interests have been jeopardized by .... er ... good policing. ( see today's Hun)

[Biffen 12,814]

Biffen is particularly [censored] at the moment OD because some of his financial interests have been jeopardized by .... er ... good policing. ( see today's Hun)[/quote

The damage will be felt in the local community- mostly by people who own things.

The rest of Fitzroy st will always find a way to get mental.they might resort to licking frogs.

Hope floggo doesn't get any fruity ideas.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,075]

Did someone say fruity ideas? Try this ...

[Redleg 40,077]

Did someone say fruity ideas? Try this ...

Beautiful.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,075]

Beautiful.

Someone has to pick up the slack while DF is away (or wherever he is)

[jazza 1,323]

Don't want to rain on your parade Jazza but in our family there is old saying.

"Behind every cloud there is more darkness and gloom, ended only by the inevitability of decay and death".

youve just made me feel like a bundle of orgasms ready to explode.

thanks for giving me that warm fuzzy feeling.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,075]

youve just made me feel like a bundle of orgasms ready to explode.

thanks for giving me that warm fuzzy feeling.

Sometimes I think you are a very sick man, jazza ...

[jazza 1,323]

Sometimes I think you are a very sick man, jazza ...

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

Edited April 30, 2014 by jazza

[old dee 23,487]

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

I will be the first to say jazza

I pass !

[jazza 1,323]

I will be the first to say jazza

I pass !

cant get a full time welfare officer to push you around?

[daisycutter 29,317]

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

you pull out the calves with a chain attached to a 4wd?

shades of deliverance country (or romsey)

[Red and Bluebeard 2,075]

you pull out the calves with a chain attached to a 4wd?

shades of deliverance country (or romsey)

Or maybe just some big and very stubborn calves ...

[Red and Bluebeard 2,075]

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

Not sure I am much use to you there, jazza -- used to help out on my uncle and aunt's farm many years ago, but calving was not one of my experiences (and I very much doubt one of Biffen's). I think you should also stay right away from any ideas BBO might have ...

[Redleg 40,077]

Sometimes I think you are a very sick man, jazza ...

Fits in well on here.

[beelzebub 23,198]

I sometimes think this thread couldn't possibly go off in another direction and then it does.

Never disappoints

If only our club could emulate. ( though not necessarily by such tangential imitation)

[jazza 1,323]

I sometimes think this thread couldn't possibly go off in another direction and then it does.

Never disappoints

If only our club could emulate. ( though not necessarily by such tangential imitation)

thats the problem with our club.

to many school ties ran it for years and they forgot about the farmers.

we would bring a no BS policy to the club and actually work as committee members instead of brown nosing during the day.

our attitude would sort out the weak gutless grease in the hair pillow biters and get on with the business of winning games.

ive always said if some fool buys my farm i will join the committee{voted on of course}and bring some straight talking to player retention and aims for the coming season rather than soft kock JW benefit pieces in the paper

maybe working with a 4 wheeler all night calving might sort some of our players out..

Edited April 30, 2014 by jazza

[old dee 23,487]

thats the problem with our club.

to many school ties ran it for years and they forgot about the farmers.

we would bring a no BS policy to the club and actually work as committee members instead of brown nosing during the day.

our attitude would sort out the weak gutless grease in the hair pillow biters and get on with the business of winning games.

ive always said if some fool buys my farm i will join the committee{voted on of course}and bring some straight talking to player retention and aims for the coming season rather than soft kock JW benefit pieces in the paper

maybe working with a 4 wheeler all night calving might sort some of our players out..

I think death would come first jazza

[Biffen 12,814]

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

[daisycutter 29,317]

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack.

also enjoying the footy this year.

calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me.

4wheeler and chains provided of course.

would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

did you mean "glossy" or "grotty" jazza

[Bitter but optimistic 22,064]

Post 10318 above. One of Biffen's more subtle and esoteric efforts.

[Biffen 12,814]

No probs Jazza.

I am free during the day.

Most of my city job are at night.

Happy to work without gloves just to get a feel for it.

Can't be any worse than my ex girlfriend .

That was a chore at best.

Cost me 80 per cent of a house in the cbd to get out of that one but was worth every cent.

Hope your cows are friendlier than that one.

[daisycutter 29,317]

Post 10318 above. One of Biffen's more subtle and esoteric efforts.

far far too verbose for my failing brain synapses bbo

[beelzebub 23,198]

often the things left unsaid speak with the greatest volume

[Bitter but optimistic 22,064]

far far too verbose for my failing brain synapses bbo

Stick to the grunts, groans, aaaahhs and "don't stop" of the bluerinsers DC.

[Redleg 40,077]

[quote name="Biffen" post="917952" timestamp="1398850398"

Agree. Couldn't have said it better myself.