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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Roos will reduce that number over the next couple of years.

Should I give you a call in 2017?

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    Should I give you a call in 2017?

    Be my guest.

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    Be my guest.

    Shall do

    Any suggestions on how I fill in my winters in the mean time?

    Now be nice

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    Shall do

    Any suggestions on how I fill in my winters in the mean time?

    Now be nice

    I suggest you stock up on Single Malt.go to tas and get the worlds best from the distillery door.

    Or come down to the Gat and pick up some medicine that makes you feel like a winner for a brief time.

    I'm going to take up haberdashery as a hobby.

    I bet the MFC players cannot even knit.

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    If any one is interested Chan Phat grocery in Victoria St, Richmond is selling bananas for $1.29 per kilo. I bought a few kilos for myself and a couple for the local possums. How wonderful.

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    I suggest you stock up on Single Malt.go to tas and get the worlds best from the distillery door.

    Or come down to the Gat and pick up some medicine that makes you feel like a winner for a brief time.

    I'm going to take up haberdashery as a hobby.

    I bet the MFC players cannot even knit.

    Not so certain of that Biffen they must have some sort of skill for something

    Edited by old dee

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    I suggest you stock up on Single Malt.go to tas and get the worlds best from the distillery door.

    Or come down to the Gat and pick up some medicine that makes you feel like a winner for a brief time.

    I'm going to take up haberdashery as a hobby.

    I bet the MFC players cannot even knit.

    Are you giving up being a philanderer?

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    Sorry philanthropist.

    Mankind is better off without my help Bbo .

    Currently I am not feeling well disposed towards humanity.

    The hot water is on the blink at the Gat and the Grand old flag may as well be in the urinal for another year.

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    Mankind is better off without my help Bbo .

    Currently I am not feeling well disposed towards humanity.

    The hot water is on the blink at the Gat and the Grand old flag may as well be in the urinal for another year.

    I don't mean to be rude Biff, but who uses hot water at the Gat?

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    I don't mean to be rude Biff, but who uses hot water at the Gat?

    I don't mean to be rude Biff, but who uses hot water at the Gat?

    Some of us on the penthouse floor entertain people here.

    The riff raff midnight cowboys are forced to shower before they are given a key.

    Usually dirty rural types.

    Although , I will concede that most of the hot water here is heated in teaspoons.

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    Some of us on the penthouse floor entertain people here.

    The riff raff midnight cowboys are forced to shower before they are given a key.

    Usually dirty rural types.

    Although , I will concede that most of the hot water here is heated in teaspoons.

    Have you ever considered cleaning up your lifestyle Biff?

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    Have you ever considered cleaning up your lifestyle Biff?

    Only in moments of weakness.

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    Shall do

    Any suggestions on how I fill in my winters in the mean time?

    Now be nice

    I have some horse shares if you would like to get involved in the sport of kings.

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    I have some horse shares if you would like to get involved in the sport of kings.

    Pass too rich for my modest financial resources Mr Leg

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    Is it "the sport of kings" you follow on Redtube RL?

    More princesses on there, but I believe most Kings have indulged in the things shown there.

    I believe a king sized bed often features.

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    What an improvement on the week end.

    Close to a 10 goal turn around in the score against us from the same game last year.

    So I not sure what you glass half empty types are talking about?

    The MFC is on the improve.

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    You know, I've just come to the realisation that this thread is the only one on Demonland where more than 50% of its regular posters are sane.

    Does this mean the club's in trouble?

    Fairly confident you don't need this thread to work that one out WJ
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    I am attending a Dees function on Wednesday night, should be a blast.

    Hope there is plenty of booze (and banana cake) :blink:

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    somebody please start a conversation.

    about anything but footy.

    i need to argue a silly point just to feel better.

    Ok. How did you get that cow to smile like that in your avatar? Or don't I want to know ... :blink:

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    You know, I've just come to the realisation that this thread is the only one on Demonland where more than 50% of its regular posters are sane.

    Does this mean the club's in trouble?

    So who the less the 50% insane posters?

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    Ok. How did you get that cow to smile like that in your avatar? Or don't I want to know ... :blink:

    You are leading with your chin R and B

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    Should I level a Necro or Thief for WvW?

    I had one too but the wheels fell off ... :lol:

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