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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Caps are not hats.

Mind you, talking about stuff you borrow from the missus, I must say the dress you wore at lunchtime on Wednesday was quite captivating.

Ha Ha. That brings back memories Whispering. I worked with a bloke for 5 years, then he told me he was really a woman. His missus let him dress up in her clothes provided he didn't do it in front of the kids!

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    Believe it or not most came from my father and are only stored in the grey matter.

    They are probably going to fade with me R and B.

    You could preserve them for posterity OD!

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    You could preserve them for posterity OD!

    Are they all that important Akum?

    I doubt it .

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    OD, can I borrow your book of similes? You seem to have an endless supply of them .. :blink:

    I realize people will call me a pretentious snot or pedant (truish) R&B, but that is a metaphor.

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    I realize people will call me a pretentious snot or pedant (truish) R&B, but that is a metaphor.

    Good evening "pretentious snot" how are you?

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    Good evening "pretentious snot" how are you?

    Not bad OD, thanks. Watching the cricket. My computer has had a couple of antibiotic shots but must go to hospital tomorrow. Full of Malware and other shite.

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    Not bad OD, thanks. Watching the cricket. My computer has had a couple of antibiotic shots but must go to hospital tomorrow. Full of Malware and other shite.

    Ahh the joys of the electronic world Bbo

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    Ahh the joys of the electronic world Bbo

    As they say ... to err is human, but to really stuff things up you need a computer.

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    I am doing my anti rain dance pointed towards South Africa.

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    I am doing my anti rain dance pointed towards South Africa.

    Hope it works better than your "win " dance for the Dees over the last two years.

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    I am doing my anti rain dance pointed towards South Africa.

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    Love your foot wear Red

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    I realize people will call me a pretentious snot or pedant (truish) R&B, but that is a metaphor.

    Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" :lol: Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) :blink: Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

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    Believe it or not most came from my father and are only stored in the grey matter.

    They are probably going to fade with me R and B.

    They will live forever on this thread, OD ... There are worse ideas than a website entitled "The Wisdom of Old Dee" :blink:

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    Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" :lol: Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) :blink:Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

    Very close to the mark R & B I suggest.

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    Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" :lol: Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) :blink: Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

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    SAVE SHANNON BYRNES FAN CLUB

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    For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

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    The very mention of that name makes me feel ill.

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    The very mention of that name makes me feel ill.

    Come off it - what do you say when someone has a similar refrain about Jake Spencer?

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    Come off it - what do you say when someone has a similar refrain about Jake Spencer?

    One has a future the other does not.

    Also I don't think I have jumped into support for Spencer every time someone makes a negative remark.

    I like the kid and consider him the best Ruckman we have at present.

    However I don't ever remember saying he is god's gift to the ruck game.

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    The very mention of that name makes me feel ill.

    So I can sign new up as a member of the Fan Club then?

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    It was funny but I too scared to ask how you found it LOL

    But you have DF

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    It was funny but I too scared to ask how you found it LOL

    i'll let you know df when you get the courage to ask - LOL

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