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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Hope you make it through the night OD!

The jury is definitely still out Bbo

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    If you're still with us around 1-2 am you'll be right for another day.

    I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

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    I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

    They must be up very late watching replays of Melbourne games from the last 7 yrs.

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    They must be up very late watching replays of Melbourne games from the last 7 yrs.

    A medical condition known as DDDSS

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    I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

    Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

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    Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

    I am as sure as you can be that I will see the dawn tomorrow Bbo

    As the song goes Some days are diamond some days are stone, or similar.

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    Ploise explain?

    Desperately Depressed Demon Supporter Syndrome

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    I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

    I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.

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    I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.

    Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ... :blink:

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    for froggy who likes nature clips

    one tough [censored] cat

    Edit: wow, pu$$y is censored

    The Jesse Hogan of cats? :blink: I can't recall too many times I have seen an alligator on the wrong end of a fight ...

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    Obviously not a Tiger dc!!

    I think I know how the croc feels.

    Been one of those days today.

    Feel like crap and I am out of single malt.

    Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... :blink: )

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    OD the pain has not started yet. But give it a few weeks when the AFL season starts.

    After the first quarter of game one will tell us if we are good or bad!

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    Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... :blink: )

    It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

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    OD the pain has not started yet. But give it a few weeks when the AFL season starts.

    After the first quarter of game one will tell us if we are good or bad!

    Not so much a matter of good or bad but rather getting better ande not horrible like we have been.

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    Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ... :blink:

    They have clocks with fingers?

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    I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.

    Just get up every morning at 3.30.

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    Not so much a matter of good or bad but rather getting better ande not horrible like we have been.

    From worst team in the AFL to just Below average!

    I can live with that

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    Just get up every morning at 3.30.

    Not sure that is the better of the two evils !

    Think I will risk it.

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    It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

    Hard to knock that for a start to the day, OD ... :blink:

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    They have clocks with fingers?

    Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... :blink: For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers? :wacko:

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    It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

    Are you sure?

    With the current problems caused by Zombies you can never be truly sure these days.

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    Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... :blink: For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers? :wacko:

    my clock has got a hairy head, floppy ears and a wagging tail

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    My alarm goes off and yells, " get up you lazy pr-ck, I had to, to wake you".

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