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Hope you make it through the night OD!

The jury is definitely still out Bbo

 

If you're still with us around 1-2 am you'll be right for another day.

I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

 

I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

They must be up very late watching replays of Melbourne games from the last 7 yrs.

They must be up very late watching replays of Melbourne games from the last 7 yrs.

A medical condition known as DDDSS


I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

I am as sure as you can be that I will see the dawn tomorrow Bbo

As the song goes Some days are diamond some days are stone, or similar.

 
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I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.


I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.

Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ... :blink:

for froggy who likes nature clips

one tough [censored] cat

Edit: wow, pu$$y is censored

The Jesse Hogan of cats? :blink: I can't recall too many times I have seen an alligator on the wrong end of a fight ...

Obviously not a Tiger dc!!

I think I know how the croc feels.

Been one of those days today.

Feel like crap and I am out of single malt.

Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... :blink: )

OD the pain has not started yet. But give it a few weeks when the AFL season starts.

After the first quarter of game one will tell us if we are good or bad!

Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... :blink: )

It has started well R and B I woke up alive!


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OD the pain has not started yet. But give it a few weeks when the AFL season starts.

After the first quarter of game one will tell us if we are good or bad!

Not so much a matter of good or bad but rather getting better ande not horrible like we have been.

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Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ... :blink:

They have clocks with fingers?

Not so much a matter of good or bad but rather getting better ande not horrible like we have been.

From worst team in the AFL to just Below average!

I can live with that

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Just get up every morning at 3.30.

Not sure that is the better of the two evils !

Think I will risk it.


It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

Hard to knock that for a start to the day, OD ... :blink:

They have clocks with fingers?

Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... :blink: For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers? :wacko:

It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

Are you sure?

With the current problems caused by Zombies you can never be truly sure these days.

 

Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... :blink: For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers? :wacko:

my clock has got a hairy head, floppy ears and a wagging tail

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My alarm goes off and yells, " get up you lazy pr-ck, I had to, to wake you".


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