Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Hope you make it through the night OD!

The jury is definitely still out Bbo

  • Quote
    •  

    If you're still with us around 1-2 am you'll be right for another day.

    I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

  • Quote
    •  

    I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

    They must be up very late watching replays of Melbourne games from the last 7 yrs.

  • Quote

    They must be up very late watching replays of Melbourne games from the last 7 yrs.

    A medical condition known as DDDSS

  • Quote

    I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

    Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

  • Quote

    Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

    I am as sure as you can be that I will see the dawn tomorrow Bbo

    As the song goes Some days are diamond some days are stone, or similar.

  • Quote
    •  

    Ploise explain?

    Desperately Depressed Demon Supporter Syndrome

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Author

    I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

    I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.

  • Quote

    I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.

    Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ... :blink:

  • Quote

    for froggy who likes nature clips

    one tough [censored] cat

    Edit: wow, pu$$y is censored

    The Jesse Hogan of cats? :blink: I can't recall too many times I have seen an alligator on the wrong end of a fight ...

  • Quote

    Obviously not a Tiger dc!!

    I think I know how the croc feels.

    Been one of those days today.

    Feel like crap and I am out of single malt.

    Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... :blink: )

  • Quote

    OD the pain has not started yet. But give it a few weeks when the AFL season starts.

    After the first quarter of game one will tell us if we are good or bad!

  • Quote

    Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... :blink: )

    It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    • Author

    OD the pain has not started yet. But give it a few weeks when the AFL season starts.

    After the first quarter of game one will tell us if we are good or bad!

    Not so much a matter of good or bad but rather getting better ande not horrible like we have been.

  • Quote
    • Author

    Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ... :blink:

    They have clocks with fingers?

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Not so much a matter of good or bad but rather getting better ande not horrible like we have been.

    From worst team in the AFL to just Below average!

    I can live with that

    Edited by DemonFrog

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Just get up every morning at 3.30.

    Not sure that is the better of the two evils !

    Think I will risk it.

  • Quote

    It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

    Hard to knock that for a start to the day, OD ... :blink:

  • Quote

    They have clocks with fingers?

    Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... :blink: For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers? :wacko:

  • Quote

    It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

    Are you sure?

    With the current problems caused by Zombies you can never be truly sure these days.

  • Quote
    •  

    Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... :blink: For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers? :wacko:

    my clock has got a hairy head, floppy ears and a wagging tail

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Author

    My alarm goes off and yells, " get up you lazy pr-ck, I had to, to wake you".

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    https://demonland.com/forums/topic/27162-the-no-t-no-b-thread/
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • DRAFT: The Next Generation

      It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 7 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

      A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

        • Thanks
      • 5 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

      The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Like
      • 481 replies
      Demonland

    • Farewell Clayton Oliver

      The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 2,051 replies
      Demonland

    • Farewell Christian Petracca

      The Demons have traded Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca to the Gold Coast Suns for 3 First Round Draft Picks.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 1,742 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele

      In a late Trade the Demons have secured the services of St. Kilda Captain Jack Steele in a move to bolster their midfield in the absence of Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver.

        • Thumb Down
      • 325 replies
      Hellaintabadplacetobe
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.