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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Hope you make it through the night OD!

The jury is definitely still out Bbo

 

If you're still with us around 1-2 am you'll be right for another day.

I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

 

I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

They must be up very late watching replays of Melbourne games from the last 7 yrs.

They must be up very late watching replays of Melbourne games from the last 7 yrs.

A medical condition known as DDDSS


I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

Correct. I just figured you needed a boost OD. Just the sort of bloke I am.

I am as sure as you can be that I will see the dawn tomorrow Bbo

As the song goes Some days are diamond some days are stone, or similar.

 

Ploise explain?

Desperately Depressed Demon Supporter Syndrome

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I am reliably informed Bbo that more people die just before dawn in the 4 -5am time slot then any other time

I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.


I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.

Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ... :blink:

for froggy who likes nature clips

one tough [censored] cat

Edit: wow, pu$$y is censored

The Jesse Hogan of cats? :blink: I can't recall too many times I have seen an alligator on the wrong end of a fight ...

Obviously not a Tiger dc!!

I think I know how the croc feels.

Been one of those days today.

Feel like crap and I am out of single malt.

Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... :blink: )

OD the pain has not started yet. But give it a few weeks when the AFL season starts.

After the first quarter of game one will tell us if we are good or bad!

Hope it is a better one tomorrow, OD (ritual mantra of Demon supporters ... :blink: )

It has started well R and B I woke up alive!


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OD the pain has not started yet. But give it a few weeks when the AFL season starts.

After the first quarter of game one will tell us if we are good or bad!

Not so much a matter of good or bad but rather getting better ande not horrible like we have been.

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Obviously not a digital clock then, Redleg ... :blink:

They have clocks with fingers?

I just taped over the 4-5 on my clock.

Just get up every morning at 3.30.

Not so much a matter of good or bad but rather getting better ande not horrible like we have been.

From worst team in the AFL to just Below average!

I can live with that

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Just get up every morning at 3.30.

Not sure that is the better of the two evils !

Think I will risk it.


It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

Hard to knock that for a start to the day, OD ... :blink:

They have clocks with fingers?

Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... :blink: For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers? :wacko:

It has started well R and B I woke up alive!

Are you sure?

With the current problems caused by Zombies you can never be truly sure these days.

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Some get given the finger when the alarm goes off ... :blink: For that matter, clocks have hands, don't they? But no fingers? :wacko:

my clock has got a hairy head, floppy ears and a wagging tail

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My alarm goes off and yells, " get up you lazy pr-ck, I had to, to wake you".


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