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Redleg
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I think in 30 years we will be saying the same thing about reality TV shows - biggest losers, master chit, big boring brother, the blockheads......

Actually, in 30 yrs time I may not be thinking much at all, perhaps not thinking at all.......

So nothing will change.

did you know

a dolphin's brain is 25% bigger than a human's

einstein's brain was 10% smaller than the average brain

bbo's brain is smaller than an alpaca's

Than an alpaca's what?

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    So nothing will change.

    Than an alpaca's what?

    i can see you are not just technologically stunted

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    i can see you are not just technologically stunted

    BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

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    BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

    what's the procedure bbo?

    the dreaded brazilian is a doodle (so to speak)

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    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

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    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

    Hope it all goes well. But if the anaesthetic is Grunters whatsit, then you may need to allow time to recover from that as well ... :blink:

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

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    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

    hmm access via the nether lands. looks like you don't join the zipper club then, pity

    the bad news is it takes months to grow back to full luxuriance so your public appearances will be limited

    just get a quote first from biffo as i don't think he will be accepted by medibank private since his disbarment for unethical practices

    the good news is the lads will be able to visit and bring some of the neighbour's wine if you are lucky

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    Hope it all goes well. But if the anaesthetic is Grunters whatsit, then you may need to allow time to recover from that as well ... :blink:

    Yes, Biffen does produce a variety of substances in his labs - quality control is an issue.

    hmm access via the nether lands. looks like you don't join the zipper club then, pity

    the bad news is it takes months to grow back to full luxuriance so your public appearances will be limited

    just get a quote first from biffo as i don't think he will be accepted by medibank private since his disbarment for unethical practices

    the good news is the lads will be able to visit and bring some of the neighbour's wine if you are lucky

    Well i'll improvise if necessary.

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    BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

    Well if its cut by the Brazilian hairdresser that handled this >

    ArX2NDOCQAAN6Zq.jpg

    you could be in a spot

    :)

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    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

    Not so, down @ Daisy's club; downtown 113 Wellington Street, Collingwood,

    you'll probably walk straight in, but you may come out a bit in-different. leather saddles are preferred.

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    You're worrying me dee-luded!

    HaHa oh my goodness. have no fear Bbo, I'm not into Lama's, & definately not male lama's anyway. but daisy, not so shaw.

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    Yes, Biffen does produce a variety of substances in his labs - quality control is an issue.

    Well i'll improvise if necessary.

    I'm guessing you are getting stents then?

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    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

    Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

    Have you considered a merkin? What am I saying, of course you have. Probably have a display cabinet at home full of them.

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    Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

    or maybe looking for his second brain (it's known to have a mind of its own)?

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    I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

    Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

    Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

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    I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

    Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

    Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

    HTFU old fella. Or is that what you are retiring to do?

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    Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

    Have you considered a merkin? What am I saying, of course you have. Probably have a display cabinet at home full of them.

    LoL, that'd be right merino alpaca merkins for those cold winter nights.

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    I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

    Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

    Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

    just remember that for the next two weeks you are not to get excitable and to stay substance free

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    Best of luck Bbo.i can help you numb the pain with moral support but it would be unethical to supply you with the muck I [censored] at the Gat.

    My suggestion is for you to lie forward and think of Austria.

    They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach but this seems like alternative medicine to me.Is it a sterile dungeon at least?

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    Best of luck Bbo.i can help you numb the pain with moral support but it would be unethical to supply you with the muck I [censored] at the Gat.

    My suggestion is for you to lie forward and think of Austria.

    They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach but this seems like alternative medicine to me.Is it a sterile dungeon at least?

    i'm sure his jesuit training will ensure he doesn't need any pain relief biffo. dare i say he will probably relish it

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    There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

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    There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

    bit like the colin sylvia thread od?

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    There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

    Take a few banana lollies, whip up a banana smoothie and have a lie down, you will be right by game time.

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    Take a few banana lollies, whip up a banana smoothie and have a lie down, you will be right by game time.

    On the way to Springsteen concert, as I type Redleg.

    You will have to cheer for me.

    Good luck we can do with a bit in 2014.

    Win would be really nice but I have zero confidence.

    In fact if you can have less than zero ( sure you cannot) then I have it.

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