Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

I think in 30 years we will be saying the same thing about reality TV shows - biggest losers, master chit, big boring brother, the blockheads......

Actually, in 30 yrs time I may not be thinking much at all, perhaps not thinking at all.......

So nothing will change.

did you know

a dolphin's brain is 25% bigger than a human's

einstein's brain was 10% smaller than the average brain

bbo's brain is smaller than an alpaca's

Than an alpaca's what?

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     

    So nothing will change.

    Than an alpaca's what?

    i can see you are not just technologically stunted

  • Quote

    i can see you are not just technologically stunted

    BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

  • Quote
    •  

    BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

    what's the procedure bbo?

    the dreaded brazilian is a doodle (so to speak)

  • Quote

    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

  • Quote

    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

    Hope it all goes well. But if the anaesthetic is Grunters whatsit, then you may need to allow time to recover from that as well ... :blink:

    Edited by Red and Bluebeard

  • Quote

    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

    hmm access via the nether lands. looks like you don't join the zipper club then, pity

    the bad news is it takes months to grow back to full luxuriance so your public appearances will be limited

    just get a quote first from biffo as i don't think he will be accepted by medibank private since his disbarment for unethical practices

    the good news is the lads will be able to visit and bring some of the neighbour's wine if you are lucky

  • Quote

    Hope it all goes well. But if the anaesthetic is Grunters whatsit, then you may need to allow time to recover from that as well ... :blink:

    Yes, Biffen does produce a variety of substances in his labs - quality control is an issue.

    hmm access via the nether lands. looks like you don't join the zipper club then, pity

    the bad news is it takes months to grow back to full luxuriance so your public appearances will be limited

    just get a quote first from biffo as i don't think he will be accepted by medibank private since his disbarment for unethical practices

    the good news is the lads will be able to visit and bring some of the neighbour's wine if you are lucky

    Well i'll improvise if necessary.

  • Quote
    •  

    BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

    Well if its cut by the Brazilian hairdresser that handled this >

    ArX2NDOCQAAN6Zq.jpg

    you could be in a spot

    :)

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

    Not so, down @ Daisy's club; downtown 113 Wellington Street, Collingwood,

    you'll probably walk straight in, but you may come out a bit in-different. leather saddles are preferred.

  • Quote

    You're worrying me dee-luded!

    HaHa oh my goodness. have no fear Bbo, I'm not into Lama's, & definately not male lama's anyway. but daisy, not so shaw.

  • Quote

    Yes, Biffen does produce a variety of substances in his labs - quality control is an issue.

    Well i'll improvise if necessary.

    I'm guessing you are getting stents then?

  • Quote

    Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

    However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

    Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

    Have you considered a merkin? What am I saying, of course you have. Probably have a display cabinet at home full of them.

    Edited by Moonshadow

  • Quote

    Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

    or maybe looking for his second brain (it's known to have a mind of its own)?

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

    Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

    Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

  • Quote

    I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

    Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

    Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

    HTFU old fella. Or is that what you are retiring to do?

  • Quote

    Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

    Have you considered a merkin? What am I saying, of course you have. Probably have a display cabinet at home full of them.

    LoL, that'd be right merino alpaca merkins for those cold winter nights.

  • Quote

    I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

    Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

    Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

    just remember that for the next two weeks you are not to get excitable and to stay substance free

  • Quote

    Best of luck Bbo.i can help you numb the pain with moral support but it would be unethical to supply you with the muck I [censored] at the Gat.

    My suggestion is for you to lie forward and think of Austria.

    They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach but this seems like alternative medicine to me.Is it a sterile dungeon at least?

  • Quote

    Best of luck Bbo.i can help you numb the pain with moral support but it would be unethical to supply you with the muck I [censored] at the Gat.

    My suggestion is for you to lie forward and think of Austria.

    They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach but this seems like alternative medicine to me.Is it a sterile dungeon at least?

    i'm sure his jesuit training will ensure he doesn't need any pain relief biffo. dare i say he will probably relish it

  • Quote

    There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

  • Quote

    There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

    bit like the colin sylvia thread od?

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     
    • Author

    There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

    Take a few banana lollies, whip up a banana smoothie and have a lie down, you will be right by game time.

  • Quote

    Take a few banana lollies, whip up a banana smoothie and have a lie down, you will be right by game time.

    On the way to Springsteen concert, as I type Redleg.

    You will have to cheer for me.

    Good luck we can do with a bit in 2014.

    Win would be really nice but I have zero confidence.

    In fact if you can have less than zero ( sure you cannot) then I have it.

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PREVIEW: Gold Coast

      Melbourne’s slow starts have been a troubling theme for a while. Against the Suns, they started slowly in both of their games, they trailed by 5.7.37 to 0.1.1 at quarter time at Peoples First Stadium in Round 16. This season, the story has remained the same and if the Demons fail to shake off this issue against the unbeaten Gold Coast Suns, they will be in serious danger of capitulating once again in their Easter Sunday showdown.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 6 replies
      Demonland

    • NON-MFC: Round 04

      Round 4 of the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us and it is the last week of the early season byes. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Dees Finals chances? 😜

        • Haha
      • 72 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Gold Coast

      The Demons are back at the MCG for the second week in a row. They face the Suns off a 15 day break without their prized recruit and former Demon champion Christian Petracca. This will be a massive test for the Demons who will be facing a genuine Premiership contender. Who comes in and who goes out?

        • Thanks
      • 289 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Carlton

      The text messages started flooding in shortly after quarter time. One read: “Is Melbourne even at the ground?” Moments later, as Carlton’s Elijah Hollands kicked the first goal of the second term, the Blues held a commanding 43-point lead. By then, the Demons’ only score was a behind kicked by Brody Mihocek nearly five minutes into the game. Ironically, Mihocek would also register the last minor score of the day after the game took a dramatic turnaround. 

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Carlton

      The Demons snatched Victory form the Jaws of Defeat as they clawed their way back from 43 points down to win by 23 points in Max Gawn and Tom McDonald's 250th matches at the MCG. Never in Doubt!!!

        • Clap
        • Haha
        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 556 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Carlton

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on TUESDAY, 31st March @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect the Dees miraculous 66 point turnaround win against the Blues at the G.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 49 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.