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I awaiting their call from a Manager on friday. Will probably be offered a free replay of 186.

List of Demands

1, Restore Hard Drive back to orginal condition,

2, Sponsor the MFC for the next 20 years,

3. Make all Foxtel Channels frog friendly,

4. Free upgrade to all Foxtel Channels,

5. Give BBO a free PVR Player,

6. Ban Foxtel from the Gat,

7. Buy the EFC training Facility for the MFC,

8. Every new subscriber gets a free MFC membership,

9. The Chairman of Foxtel must spend a week camping with Moonie and Biff,

10. A free set of steak knives.

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    List of Demands

    1, Restore Hard Drive back to orginal condition,

    2, Sponsor the MFC for the next 20 years,

    3. Make all Foxtel Channels frog friendly,

    4. Free upgrade to all Foxtel Channels,

    5. Give BBO a free PVR Player,

    6. Ban Foxtel from the Gat,

    7. Buy the EFC training Facility for the MFC,

    8. Every new subscriber gets a free MFC membership,

    9. The Chairman of Foxtel must spend a week camping with Moonie and Biff,

    10. A free set of steak knives.

    Item 10 is way over the top.

    Making ridiculous claims will not get you very far DF.

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    Were you eavesdropping on my call?

    No but I reckon I could write the transcript. Iwas also making a phone complaint the other day (and I know I'll sound an arse) but I can't remember to whom. However, I was speaking with a young lady in Melbourne who I could understand perfectly. She couldn't help me but she was so pleasant I didn't take the matter any further.

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    Item 10 is way over the top.

    Making ridiculous claims will not get you very far DF.

    I wsa going to recommend that point 10 be "Every Foxtel Employees first born child must be a MFC Supporter", but we have standards to maintain.

    The MFC is not like MesseyDrugs or the Filith!

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    No but I reckon I could write the transcript. Iwas also making a phone complaint the other day (and I know I'll sound an arse) but I can't remember to whom. However, I was speaking with a young lady in Melbourne who I could understand perfectly. She couldn't help me but she was so pleasant I didn't take the matter any further.

    You are slipping BBO in your old age.

    She was just one of Biff's ladies from the Gat.

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    I wsa going to recommend that point 10 be "Every Foxtel Employees first born child must be a MFC Supporter", but we have standards to maintain.

    The MFC is not like MesseyDrugs or the Filith!

    Funny you should mention that because Foxtels big office forms the Golden Triangle with Moonee Valley and Puckle st, not far from Windy Hill, Tony Mokbels old TAB and half the shootings that were done (Ascot Vale.)

    It's an area of Melbourne for people of low moral fibre, clearly.

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    You are slipping BBO in your old age.

    She was just one of Biff's ladies from the Gat.

    We've got Foxtel here-never got a bill either.

    We spliced into the neighbours line and it works out well for all of us, cept Rupert.

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    A pvr? A pvr? Where do you think Romsey is ? When do you think Romsey is? Just let me test you DC - please explain what a pvr is in order that I can be sure of your credibility.

    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

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    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

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    That particular model must be from Cleaveland.

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    I awaiting their call from a Manager on friday. Will probably be offered a free replay of 186.

    Hope they come up with a good offer, Redleg. The temptation to give them (word that rhymes with thuggery) would be very high ... :blink:

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    A pvr? A pvr? Where do you think Romsey is ? When do you think Romsey is? Just let me test you DC - please explain what a pvr is in order that I can be sure of your credibility.

    Isn't a PVR a Perverse Vagrant from Romsey? :):):):):)

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    Isn't a PVR a Perverse Vagrant from Romsey? :):):):):)

    Romsey is a place where the Upper Classes live and the Gat is where the Social Outcasts are contained?

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    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpg

    What PVR?

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    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpg

    I've seen that before I think. Robert Palmer's music video - Simply Irresistable?

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    I've seen that before I think. Robert Palmer's music video - Simply Irresistable?

    Good try but was not the ladies wearing pink in his video.

    The Lady is wearing a black dress in the picture LOL

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    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpg

    Jazza is our resident expert on teats - I will accept his view as definitive. (But I dont think it's a jersey)

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    Good try but was not the ladies wearing pink in his video.

    The Lady is wearing a black dress in the picture LOL

    H_T is old fashioned - he has a black and white TV

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    Who said the MFC can not win games?

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    Who said the MFC can not win games?

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    Usually find your pics shite frog, but I never tire of seeing that photo. It gladdens the ageing heart to see a group of fresh faced and happy young people indulging in a bit of innocent joy. Especially since they are wearing Demon jumpers.

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    Usually find your pics shite frog, but I never tire of seeing that photo. It gladdens the ageing heart to see a group of fresh faced and happy young people indulging in a bit of innocent joy. Especially since they are wearing Demon jumpers.

    I understand that Romsey people have the finer taste abd that would include pictures as well.

    As it the off season it hard to focus on footy issue as we been bad for so long and talking things up just annoy me now.

    I do the picture thing just for some light heart entertainment, but appreciate its not everyobe cup of tea.

    I would have given you a like for your post but for your opening comment lost you a few points LOL

    Otherwise I do agree with the rest.

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    Sorry BBO this is the best I can do to find a happy MFC mens team!

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    Usually find your pics shite frog, but I never tire of seeing that photo. It gladdens the ageing heart to see a group of fresh faced and happy young people indulging in a bit of innocent joy. Especially since they are wearing Demon jumpers.

    Slightly different viewing material than usual for you.

    Good to see you can appreciate purity as well.

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    I am not a vagrant!!

    Which would explain you not knowing what a PVR is ... :lol:

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    I understand that Romsey people have the finer taste abd that would include pictures as well.

    As it the off season it hard to focus on footy issue as we been bad for so long and talking things up just annoy me now.

    I do the picture thing just for some light heart entertainment, but appreciate its not everyobe cup of tea.

    I would have given you a like for your post but for your opening comment lost you a few points LOL

    Otherwise I do agree with the rest.

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    Sorry BBO this is the best I can do to find a happy MFC mens team!

    Why our first ranga PM has her head stuck in Gawny's armpit is a mystery to me ... :) (not to mention Shorten's satanic look :o )

    DF, I think your nickname should be "Google Images", as it seems you can find an image to suit any occasion ... :blink:

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