Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

I awaiting their call from a Manager on friday. Will probably be offered a free replay of 186.

List of Demands

1, Restore Hard Drive back to orginal condition,

2, Sponsor the MFC for the next 20 years,

3. Make all Foxtel Channels frog friendly,

4. Free upgrade to all Foxtel Channels,

5. Give BBO a free PVR Player,

6. Ban Foxtel from the Gat,

7. Buy the EFC training Facility for the MFC,

8. Every new subscriber gets a free MFC membership,

9. The Chairman of Foxtel must spend a week camping with Moonie and Biff,

10. A free set of steak knives.

  • Quote
    • Like 2
     

    List of Demands

    1, Restore Hard Drive back to orginal condition,

    2, Sponsor the MFC for the next 20 years,

    3. Make all Foxtel Channels frog friendly,

    4. Free upgrade to all Foxtel Channels,

    5. Give BBO a free PVR Player,

    6. Ban Foxtel from the Gat,

    7. Buy the EFC training Facility for the MFC,

    8. Every new subscriber gets a free MFC membership,

    9. The Chairman of Foxtel must spend a week camping with Moonie and Biff,

    10. A free set of steak knives.

    Item 10 is way over the top.

    Making ridiculous claims will not get you very far DF.

  • Quote

    Were you eavesdropping on my call?

    No but I reckon I could write the transcript. Iwas also making a phone complaint the other day (and I know I'll sound an arse) but I can't remember to whom. However, I was speaking with a young lady in Melbourne who I could understand perfectly. She couldn't help me but she was so pleasant I didn't take the matter any further.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     

    Item 10 is way over the top.

    Making ridiculous claims will not get you very far DF.

    I wsa going to recommend that point 10 be "Every Foxtel Employees first born child must be a MFC Supporter", but we have standards to maintain.

    The MFC is not like MesseyDrugs or the Filith!

  • Quote

    No but I reckon I could write the transcript. Iwas also making a phone complaint the other day (and I know I'll sound an arse) but I can't remember to whom. However, I was speaking with a young lady in Melbourne who I could understand perfectly. She couldn't help me but she was so pleasant I didn't take the matter any further.

    You are slipping BBO in your old age.

    She was just one of Biff's ladies from the Gat.

  • Quote

    I wsa going to recommend that point 10 be "Every Foxtel Employees first born child must be a MFC Supporter", but we have standards to maintain.

    The MFC is not like MesseyDrugs or the Filith!

    Funny you should mention that because Foxtels big office forms the Golden Triangle with Moonee Valley and Puckle st, not far from Windy Hill, Tony Mokbels old TAB and half the shootings that were done (Ascot Vale.)

    It's an area of Melbourne for people of low moral fibre, clearly.

  • Quote

    You are slipping BBO in your old age.

    She was just one of Biff's ladies from the Gat.

    We've got Foxtel here-never got a bill either.

    We spliced into the neighbours line and it works out well for all of us, cept Rupert.

  • Quote

    A pvr? A pvr? Where do you think Romsey is ? When do you think Romsey is? Just let me test you DC - please explain what a pvr is in order that I can be sure of your credibility.

    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpg

    Edited by DemonFrog

  • Quote
    •  

    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpg

    That particular model must be from Cleaveland.

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    I awaiting their call from a Manager on friday. Will probably be offered a free replay of 186.

    Hope they come up with a good offer, Redleg. The temptation to give them (word that rhymes with thuggery) would be very high ... :blink:

  • Quote

    A pvr? A pvr? Where do you think Romsey is ? When do you think Romsey is? Just let me test you DC - please explain what a pvr is in order that I can be sure of your credibility.

    Isn't a PVR a Perverse Vagrant from Romsey? :):):):):)

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Isn't a PVR a Perverse Vagrant from Romsey? :):):):):)

    Romsey is a place where the Upper Classes live and the Gat is where the Social Outcasts are contained?

  • Quote
    • Author

    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpg

    What PVR?

  • Quote
    • Like 4

    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpg

    I've seen that before I think. Robert Palmer's music video - Simply Irresistable?

  • Quote

    I've seen that before I think. Robert Palmer's music video - Simply Irresistable?

    Excuse me for being a pedant H-, but don't you mean "I've seen those before"?

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    I've seen that before I think. Robert Palmer's music video - Simply Irresistable?

    Good try but was not the ladies wearing pink in his video.

    The Lady is wearing a black dress in the picture LOL

    Edited by DemonFrog

  • Quote

    A test for you BBO, what is the model and make of the PVR below?

    topfieldmasterpiecehd2.jpg

    Jazza is our resident expert on teats - I will accept his view as definitive. (But I dont think it's a jersey)

  • Quote

    Good try but was not the ladies wearing pink in his video.

    The Lady is wearing a black dress in the picture LOL

    H_T is old fashioned - he has a black and white TV

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Who said the MFC can not win games?

    134911-14c39c30-e915-11e2-85cf-48de1cc8c

  • Quote

    Who said the MFC can not win games?

    134911-14c39c30-e915-11e2-85cf-48de1cc8c

    Usually find your pics shite frog, but I never tire of seeing that photo. It gladdens the ageing heart to see a group of fresh faced and happy young people indulging in a bit of innocent joy. Especially since they are wearing Demon jumpers.

  • Quote

    Usually find your pics shite frog, but I never tire of seeing that photo. It gladdens the ageing heart to see a group of fresh faced and happy young people indulging in a bit of innocent joy. Especially since they are wearing Demon jumpers.

    I understand that Romsey people have the finer taste abd that would include pictures as well.

    As it the off season it hard to focus on footy issue as we been bad for so long and talking things up just annoy me now.

    I do the picture thing just for some light heart entertainment, but appreciate its not everyobe cup of tea.

    I would have given you a like for your post but for your opening comment lost you a few points LOL

    Otherwise I do agree with the rest.

    353324-gillard-graphic.jpg

    Sorry BBO this is the best I can do to find a happy MFC mens team!

  • Quote

    Usually find your pics shite frog, but I never tire of seeing that photo. It gladdens the ageing heart to see a group of fresh faced and happy young people indulging in a bit of innocent joy. Especially since they are wearing Demon jumpers.

    Slightly different viewing material than usual for you.

    Good to see you can appreciate purity as well.

  • Quote
    •  

    I am not a vagrant!!

    Which would explain you not knowing what a PVR is ... :lol:

  • Quote

    I understand that Romsey people have the finer taste abd that would include pictures as well.

    As it the off season it hard to focus on footy issue as we been bad for so long and talking things up just annoy me now.

    I do the picture thing just for some light heart entertainment, but appreciate its not everyobe cup of tea.

    I would have given you a like for your post but for your opening comment lost you a few points LOL

    Otherwise I do agree with the rest.

    353324-gillard-graphic.jpg

    Sorry BBO this is the best I can do to find a happy MFC mens team!

    Why our first ranga PM has her head stuck in Gawny's armpit is a mystery to me ... :) (not to mention Shorten's satanic look :o )

    DF, I think your nickname should be "Google Images", as it seems you can find an image to suit any occasion ... :blink:

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PREVIEW: Essendon

      Not long ago, the narrative surrounding Melbourne was steeped in pessimism. There was some concern among the pundits (and even some fans) that the club would arrive at the AFL’s Gather Round still winless, vulnerable to a familiar adversary in the Essendon Football Club, and facing significant scrutiny from an ever-critical media on a national stage. Things have changed.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 19 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Gold Coast

      Steven King astutely identified the issues that had plagued the Melbourne Football Club over the past two and a half seasons when he auditioned for the newly created coaching role. The side that had claimed the 2021 premiership had become stodgy, slow-paced, and hesitant to take the initiative. 

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 4 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Essendon

      Gather Round is upon us and the Demons face off against the Bombers who are on a 17 game losing streak. Who comes in and who goes out?

        • Thanks
      • 405 replies
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Box Hill

      The Casey Demons secured their first win of the season by the narrow margin of four points against the Box Hill Hawks at Casey Fields on Easter Sunday morning.

        • Thanks
      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Gold Coast

      The Demons put four quarters of hard contested, fast running and high pressure football to knock off the ladder leaders and early premiership contenders the Gold Suns by 20 points at the MCG on Easter Sunday.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Like
      • 506 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Gold Coast

      I’ll be away for the next few weeks, so Binman will be holding the fort for our podcasts covering the Suns, Bombers and Lions matches. As a result, there will be no live podcasts during this period, and we won’t be taking calls or voicemails. Binman will still be dipping into this thread to select a few questions to answer, while also combining the long-form Stats Files podcast with the Demonland Podcast for these shows. Your questions and comments are a huge part of what makes the podcast work, so please post anything you’d like to ask or say below and we’ll do our best to give you a shout-out on the show. Please try to keep each post focused on one specific topic or player to make podcast preparation a little easier. If you have multiple topics you’d like to raise, please put them in separate posts.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 29 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.