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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Yeah. And I bet those untouched 2008 diaries are good for a few years yet.

What are you guys talking about?

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    Yeah. And I bet those untouched 2008 diaries are good for a few years yet.

    What are you guys talking about?

    milking sheds
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    Silly question RL - I never know what I'm talking about, much less anyone else.

    What would you like to be talking about?

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    What would you like to be talking about?

    Well I was working on some lovely flower arrangements today but I received some nasty scratches and had to stop.

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    Well I was working on some lovely flower arrangements today but I received some nasty scratches and had to stop.

    Poison ivy?

    Lucky you weren't in the Little Shop of Horrors, Audrey could have got you..

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    This thread has ALOT of pages. Record?

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    What would you like to be talking about?

    fried Quail

    Shark Fin Soup

    Pinot Noir

    Bananas fritters in ice cream.

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    fried Quail

    Shark Fin Soup

    Pinot Noir

    Bananas fritters in ice cream.

    Are you another runner for Wongs?

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    Are you another runner for Wongs?

    Very gracious of you Mr Leg.

    You are a generous man.

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    Very gracious of you Mr Leg.

    You are a generous man.

    Is that a yes?

    Didn't say I was shouting, or do you mean it is generous of me to offer to sit and dine with you.

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    Is that a yes?

    Didn't say I was shouting, or do you mean it is generous of me to offer to sit and dine with you.

    An extremely good question!
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    Is that a yes?

    Didn't say I was shouting, or do you mean it is generous of me to offer to sit and dine with you.

    You need to show a bit of understanding here RL. Most of the places Biffen would dine at don't actually have seating arangements. While he can be quite a sophisticated fellow ( in his own social circle) i'm afraid his notion of fine dining differs somewhat from the mainstream

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    Is that a yes?

    Didn't say I was shouting, or do you mean it is generous of me to offer to sit and dine with you.

    I know a man of your class ,chum of Twiggy,breeder of thoroughbreds ,bon vivant and renowned wig ,would never publicly announce his generosity.

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    Flower number 2.

    LOL

    A little before my time as a MFC supporter, so I don't currently rate him as a player.

    But I can always be convinced to change my mind.

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    What are you guys talking about?

    Its either BBO v Biffen or BBO v Moon

    Either way it makes me laugh LOL

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    This thread has ALOT of pages. Record?

    Number 1 thread in DL

    Come join us

    Well as long as you like Bananas that is

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    Number 1 thread in DL

    Come join us

    Well as long as you like Bananas that is

    Speaking of which, good to see you back, TBF --- you seemed to go missing for a while ...

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    Speaking of which, good to see you back, TBF --- you seemed to go missing for a while ...

    Thanks

    DL was done for awhile so I joined Demonology (New). Also was busy and like OD running out of things to say.

    But you can never keep a good frog down for too long LOL

    Planning to show you guys the real The Big Frog Avatar soon. Just need to remember the password.

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    true story

    yesterday wife's nephew comes home from preschool

    and says "Lucas called me an effing 1diot"

    his mum gets an angry look and is wondering how to handle this

    when he says "so i told him 1diot was a bad word"

    edit: blow me down but 1diot was a [censored] word, wonders never cease

    Edited by daisycutter

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    Well, wednesday will bring us to 1. Finally.

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    true story

    yesterday wife's nephew comes home from preschool

    and says "Lucas called me an effing 1diot"

    his mum gets an angry look and is wondering how to handle this

    when he says "so i told him 1diot was a bad word"

    edit: blow me down but 1diot was a [censored] word, wonders never cease

    Was Lucas a Collingwood Supporter by any chance?

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    funny DC

    my granddaughter said 1diot is a rude word also,all kids are told that at school

    the effing word has done the rounds at our place,so that's a given for most kids these days

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    Does anyone know if I can get Bananas in Mauritius / Madagascar?

    I know the threading is turning into Wong's Chinese Take Away but someone must still like Bananas here!

    :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

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    Interesting side light

    Today I commenced the search for a replacement car ( Finance planner says it is time to replace the Henry )

    So I looked up the closest Holden dealer on the AHG website ( a new one in South Melbourne )

    All very swish and new, a nice young guy descended on me, I am confident he thought he was selling to his grand father.

    Especially after he started selling me on the merits of the "Info Centre" in the dash, my case was probably not helped when I said

    "Mate I just need a radio and hands free for my phone" He then asked what sort of phone do you have?

    When I answered a Blackberry his demeanour dropped alarmingly.

    However it picked up again when he realised I knew more about the mechanicals than he did.

    An interesting hour I am sure for both of us.

    If a Holden makes the short list I will go back.

    The reason for this short story is that if AHG was not the sponsor of the MFC I would not have gone to this dealer.

    Now on to the Ford and Toyota dealers ( AHG of course )

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