The No T$ No B$ Thread

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Yes TBF I am going to offer myself up for a trade,

To the precipitant club I will offer a significant dowry .

Remember OD we are the real Demons, everyone else are fake!

[old dee 23,792]

Remember OD we are the real Demons, everyone else are fake!

Tigers North and Hawks are awaiting my final offer TBF.

The Roos are not demanding as high a dowry as they other two.

Might just mean they are desperate.

I might just hold out for a while I am confident it will cost me less closer to the trade window closing

[beelzebub 23,377]

OD, what if we give you a 9 year contract. All the bananas you can use/eat ?? Are we in the ball park ?

[Redleg 40,926]

Yes TBF I am going to offer myself up for a trade,

To the recipitant club I will offer a significant dowry .

Your Essendon connection will stop any interest.

You like all of us eat bananas, Lloyds wife Lisa is a Lamana, they are the banana sellers of the North, they also supply the Bombers with bananas, hence the connection and your low trade value.

Stay here Demonland and the MFC will rise again. You are already a staple on the best footy thread ever created.

[old dee 23,792]

OD, what if we give you a 9 year contract. All the bananas you can use/eat ?? Are we in the ball park ?

You might have to pay the last 4 years to my widow bb!

Not sure if just free bananas alone will swing it.

Perhaps an addition Banana sundae after each game and a banana daiquiri on Friday nights.

Over to you

PS it has taken me 35 minutes to make this post.

Demonland is now officially worse than out team

[beelzebub 23,377]

You drive a hard bargain OD but youre very much a required member here and Im sure youd like to be a One Club man ??

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

You might have to pay the last 4 years to my widow bb!

Not sure if just free bananas alone will swing it.

Perhaps an addition Banana sundae after each game and a banana daiquiri on Friday nights.

Over to you

PS it has taken me 35 minutes to make this post.

Demonland is now officially worse than out team

OD, you are a required poster here on Demonland, and especially this thread. However, as an unrestricted free agent owing to a long lifetime of supporting the Dees, you are free to walk if you wish. The club would prefer to trade, though, and has a package of several alpacas, a single malt, a crate of bananas and pick 88 to sweeten the deal to get it done. Redleg would like to trade Byrnes and Pederson as well, but that might take a sweetener of all the alpacas in Romsey, a crate of single malt and a truckload of bananas.

That said, my money is on a return to the Dees, having tested the waters, but finding nothing that will satisfy.

galore ...

[Redleg 40,926]

In Liverpool England and caught up with my son Scoop Jnr. WJ and Mrs WJ on route now. Wedding Sunday.

Despite all this I am closely following Dees trades or attempts on Demonland. Thank God for it.

OD will not be traded. No bananas seen yet.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

ALL TRADING OF DEMONLAND MEMBERS SUSPENDED DUE TO MAJOR SERVER ISSUES!

:o

[Redleg 40,926]

Does anyone recognise this:

We must get player X. Yes he is fantastic just what we need. Get him whatever the cost. Yes we must have him. No pick 65 is too much. We should offer pick 125. Yes that should do it. Oh he went to another club. Didn't want him anyway, no good, wouldn't get a game with us.

[old dee 23,792]

Does anyone recognise this:

We must get player X. Yes he is fantastic just what we need. Get him whatever the cost. Yes we must have him. No pick 65 is too much. We should offer pick 125. Yes that should do it. Oh he went to another club. Didn't want him anyway, no good, wouldn't get a game with us.

That about covers it Redleg. Nothing else to report.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

Does anyone recognise this:

We must get player X. Yes he is fantastic just what we need. Get him whatever the cost. Yes we must have him. No pick 65 is too much. We should offer pick 125. Yes that should do it. Oh he went to another club. Didn't want him anyway, no good, wouldn't get a game with us.

Are you applying for the vacant recruiters position RL?

[old dee 23,792]

You drive a hard bargain OD but youre very much a required member here and Im sure youd like to be a One Club man ??

Well I have always stated that I want to be a one team person and I said I would wait until the end of the season to make a decision.

However I would like to be part of a premiership before my days are finished.

As an unrestricted free agent I would like to reserve my decision until the end of the trade period.

[old dee 23,792]

Are you applying for the vacant recruiters position RL?

He would do a lot better from Liverpool than the MFC has over the last six years.

[beelzebub 23,377]

Well I have always stated that I want to be a one team person and I said I would wait until the end of the season to make a decision.

However I would like to be part of a premiership before my days are finished.

As an unrestricted free agent I would like to reserve my decision until the end of the trade period.

Watts your tipping point OD ?? lol

[old dee 23,792]

Watts your tipping point OD ?? lol

What assurance can you give me that we will be in the eight by 2018?

[beelzebub 23,377]

What assurance can you give me that we will be in the eight by 2018?

ummm

Actually , in all seriousness, pretty good . As to the 8..2-3 years ...if. Things can change

[old dee 23,792]

ummm

Actually , in all seriousness, pretty good . As to the 8..2-3 years ...if. Things can change

Oh so the same as usual.

Not at all convincing!

[mauriesy 7,298]

In Liverpool England and caught up with my son Scoop Jnr. WJ and Mrs WJ on route now. Wedding Sunday.

A Demonland wedding?

Will you be claiming official expenses from Demonland when you get back?

[beelzebub 23,377]

Oh so the same as usual.

Not at all convincing!

what would ?

[Whispering_Jack 30,173]

In Honkers en route to Liverpool via London and Manchester.

Could someone please briefly list all of the trades we've done before we board for Heathrow (about an hour's time)?

[beelzebub 23,377]

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[TRIGON 4,783]

In Honkers en route to Liverpool via London and Manchester.

Could someone please briefly list all of the trades we've done before we board for Heathrow (about an hour's time)?

Sorry, can't help you there WJ. However on the subject of flying had the pleasure of meeting and having a long chat with Tullamarine security officer and mad Demon supporter Tony Kennet (spelling?) yesterday. So the next time you get frisked for explosives, be polite...it could be Tony!

[old dee 23,792]

what would ?

Try lying

Numerous administrations have done it in the past!!!!

[DemonFrog 1,354]

what would ?

May be winning more then 5 games in a single season?