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I Though we banned Bananas here?

TBF you are walking very close to the edgy with the above.

You need to seriously consider your future utterings in relation to the golden fruit.

People do disappear you know!

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    TBF you are walking very close to the edgy with the above.

    You need to seriously consider your future utterings in relation to the golden fruit.

    People do disappear you know!

    oh you heard about my sense of direction then?

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    Now some narrow minds (aka Moonshadow) will consider this distasteful DC but I'm sure you will accept this advice in the spirit in which it is given. I can't actually speak for Betadine but certain , shall we say stains of a personal nature, can never be fully removed from undergarments. My best advice is to put them in a charity bin and replace with items stolen from a poorly guarded clothesline.

    I resemble that comment Bitter.

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    Now some narrow minds (aka Moonshadow) will consider this distasteful DC but I'm sure you will accept this advice in the spirit in which it is given. I can't actually speak for Betadine but certain , shall we say stains of a personal nature, can never be fully removed from undergarments. My best advice is to put them in a charity bin and replace with items stolen from a poorly guarded clothesline.

    Dam I was wondering who was taking my cloths from the line.

    Next week I will get my Rotti to guard the line.

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    Now some narrow minds (aka Moonshadow) will consider this distasteful DC but I'm sure you will accept this advice in the spirit in which it is given. I can't actually speak for Betadine but certain , shall we say stains of a personal nature, can never be fully removed from undergarments. My best advice is to put them in a charity bin and replace with items stolen from a poorly guarded clothesline.

    Northcote is a long way from Romsey, Bitter. Need to be more careful mate.

    http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/it-all-comes-out-in-the-wash-on-facebook-20130423-2icyx.html

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    How can any true demon supporter sit down and eat Bananas while our team gets smashed each week?

    Lets STOP this madness say NO to BANANAS until the MFC is back in the top eight. Better still unit it wins its 13th Flag.

    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR358uPg29sck4oDPZcDeAEfQ3GhwuKtE5-wKWNmZXQj5ewr-1hpw

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    Settle down.

    Just having a little fun in the Banana Frendly thread.

    After all Bananas are not as soft as a MFC player so they can take a little criticism.

    LOL

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    Just having a little fun in the Banana Frendly thread.

    After all Bananas are not as soft as a MFC player so they can take a little criticism.

    LOL

    Your new avatar is much better.

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    I changed it for you LOL

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    Unless peeps have something to be at on draft night maybe this mooted meeting could take place on that evening with suitable banana drinks avail ?

    or another time...lol

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    Unless peeps have something to be at on draft night maybe this mooted meeting could take place on that evening with suitable banana drinks avail ?

    or another time...lol

    Will see if it is suitable to most.

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    The call has been made!

    The boys are coming to get me!

    Tell them I live in Queensland under a palm tree.

    LOL

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    The boys are coming to get me!

    Tell them I live in Queensland under a palm tree.

    LOL

    There's is still a small window for contrition

    A wise frog would take it.

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    I just had a terrible thought.

    What if they analysed bananas in a lab and found they contained AOD-9604?

    Would we be banned from ever playing AFL or would we find safe haven at Windy Hill?

    I am up to be banned WJ.

    Because I can then deluded myself that the AFL is out to get me.

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    I just had a terrible thought.

    What if they analysed bananas in a lab and found they contained AOD-9604?

    Would we be banned from ever playing AFL or would we find safe haven at Windy Hill?

    No - you would claim that the bananas were bought in Mexico by a muscular dystrophy sufferer, and he gave them to you for a snack once he didn't want them anymore. Anyway, you signed a waiver saying that Con the Fruiterer told you it was all ok, but the records stating the date you ate the bananas, how many there were and what condition they were in were eaten by passing dog, so there is no proof that you actually ate any bananas at all, even if they were found in your possession, and despite the fact that you have been having injections of fruit-based substances which were only ever vitamins, despite being secretly injected over the road from your doctor in a secure room with no cameras ... :blink:

    What's that song? Ah ... "Yes, we have no bananas ... " :)

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    bananas are safe ...bananas are safe....bananas are safe !!

    they are safe arent they ? lol :o

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    There's is still a small window for contrition

    A wise frog would take it.

    Do you know A Wise Frog?

    I am TheBigFrog (which is my online gaming name)

    I have bowed to peer pressure and changed my avatar and my stance on Bananas in general.

    The Big Yellow is too big to bring down.

    LOL

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    I just had a terrible thought.

    What if they analysed bananas in a lab and found they contained AOD-9604?

    Would we be banned from ever playing AFL or would we find safe haven at Windy Hill?

    OMG I learnt the hard way NEVER say anything BAD about the Banana here.

    These guy know people and just have to make a call so you will vanish.

    It like a cult, pity there not as passionate about the MFC, but hey everyone one has their thing.

    HEHE

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    Do you know A Wise Frog?

    I am TheBigFrog (which is my online gaming name)

    I have bowed to peer pressure and changed my avatar and my stance on Bananas in general.

    The Big Yellow is too big to bring down.

    LOL

    A second call has been made!
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    I am up to be banned WJ.

    Because I can then deluded myself that the AFL is out to get me.

    No it is only B1 and B2 out to get you as you keep eating their family and friends.

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    No it is only B1 and B2 out to get you as you keep eating their family and friends.

    Correct and it is worth the risk

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