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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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How many possies for Gary saturday?

I think he'll play centre, rover, wing, half back, half back flank, back, back pocket, half forward, half forward flank, forward and forward pocket. Maybe even ruck once or twice.

Anywhere he wants to, really.

 

I think he'll play centre, rover, wing, half back, half back flank, back, back pocket, half forward, half forward flank, forward and forward pocket. Maybe even ruck once or twice.

Anywhere he wants to, really.

and all at the one time !!! :)

45

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and all at the one time !!! :)

45

Jordie has been brought in to tag him. He should restrict that 45 to 44.

 

How many possies for Gary saturday?

IMO I got a secret weapon to stop him from getting more then 35.

Put my Dog on him as he can run quickly all day and he never gives the ball to anyone.

The backup plan is put my other dog ib the game as well. sure be slow but can do some real damage (rotiweiler) to anyone can can catch.

Otherwise I think he good for a 50 plus game.

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How long will we be able to watch tonight before we feel sick?


How long will we be able to watch tonight before we feel sick?

Depends on how many reds I've scoffed by that time. The on/off button could be beyond me!

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Depends on how many reds I've scoffed by that time. The on/off button could be beyond me!

Just did a 7k walk up and down hills, so may just nod off during the game.

How long will we be able to watch tonight before we feel sick?

15 Minutes max.

 

Just did a 7k walk up and down hills, so may just nod off during the game.

Maybe don't turn it on.

I am seriously considering that option

Depends on how many reds I've scoffed by that time. The on/off button could be beyond me!

just having my first as I type Bbo.

Nice little Italian number.


Maybe don't turn it on.

I am seriously considering that option

what are you all talking about? is there a game on tonight?

or is this talk about the cricket? hmmmmm

what are you all talking about? is there a game on tonight?

or is this talk about the cricket? hmmmmm

There is a game dc

But I am fairly sure it is not a contest.

Just a training run for GCS

I hear a rumour that Ablett is only playing the first half as they don't want to run him into the ground with more than 50 possessions.

A full game could run to 70 or 80

There is a game dc

But I am fairly sure it is not a contest.

Just a training run for GCS

I hear a rumour that Ablett is only playing the first half as they don't want to run him into the ground with more than 50 possessions.

A full game could run to 70 or 80

so there is a "game"

silly me, i thought we put our cue in the rack for the season and sent everyone off for early pre season operations

so there is a "game"

silly me, i thought we put our cue in the rack for the season and sent everyone off for early pre season operations

That would be Tanking dc

No we are putting our best foot forward.

Trouble is our best foot is toe less


Call me stupid but I still had $51.00 in my Sportsbet account and, you guessed it. I invested $50.00 on the dees. Stamp DH on my forehead.

Stupid

This season has been a roller coaster of emotion for me.

The pain has stopped but all I now feel is numb.

Is there any Sugar Free Chocolate Cakes left?

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Pretty good effort without our forward line and Chip.

Turnovers, missed shots and some dumb decisions cost us the win.

Get a midfield and we will be very competitive.


First time in a long time, in the aftermath of a game, that I've we've been well coached strategically. And what McKenzie has been doing languishing at Casey and playing as a defensive wingman, for god's sake, is anyone's guess.

21:3

Pretty good effort without our forward line and Chip.

Turnovers, missed shots and some dumb decisions cost us the win.

Get a midfield and we will be very competitive.

Low blood sugar Redleg?

A couple of bananas are required!

 

Low blood sugar Redleg?

A couple of bananas are required!

should we recruit these guys..

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should we recruit these guys..

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I reckon they have Gillies and Strauss covered bb!

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