The No T$ No B$ Thread

[daisycutter 29,979]

I hope it's not one of those old worn out "Blue rinse" porkers that voted for Jeff.

nah, i stipulated a "red and blue rinse" one bbo

[Biffen 12,949]

nah, i stipulated a "red and blue rinse" one bbo

"every heart beats true for the red and the blue"

is not actually a scientific fact DC.

Get a valve from one those young guys that like riding motorbikes .

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

nah, i stipulated a "red and blue rinse" one bbo

Ha Ha. Nice one.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

"every heart beats true for the red and the blue"

is not actually a scientific fact DC.

Get a valve from one those young guys that like riding motorbikes .

Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

[Biffen 12,949]

Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

only what i call "Hummingbirds".

Sure they look young ,but their organs never really sleep so they age quickly .

I suggest we hang out at a christian motocross rally or some such similar event and just wait for the right moment.

Either that or a "Mark Neeld lecture for inspiring confidence" and see if any healthy young kids have died of boredom.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

only what i call "Hummingbirds".

Sure they look young ,but their organs never really sleep so they age quickly .

I suggest we hang out at a christian motocross rally or some such similar event and just wait for the right moment.

Either that or a "Mark Neeld lecture for inspiring confidence" and see if any healthy young kids have died of boredom.

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

I not used to this notion of helping others.

[daisycutter 29,979]

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

I not used to this notion of helping others.

no offense to your brethren bbo, but definitely no christians, alpacas, teachers or bikies

quite happy with my carbon captured, burwood porker

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

no offense to your brethren bbo, but definitely no christians, alpacas, teachers or bikies

quite happy with my carbon captured, burwood porker

So you exclude all my mates ( term used loosely) but leave the door open for Biff's drughead associates from the Gat. Next thing you'll be contacting Mr. Danks and getting a preloaded valve.

[Biffen 12,949]

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

I not used to this notion of helping others.

He wont know if it's a Hare Krisnas or Sid Vicious.

Who said anything about helping people?

Organ harvesting is a business like anything else.

Has your time selling slaves in the Burmese triangle taught you nothing?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter.

BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.

[Redleg 42,087]

The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter.

BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.

Palanquin.

[7-UP 107]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqNZ_SlJnmQ

Edited July 31, 2013 by 7-UP

[Redleg 42,087]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqNZ_SlJnmQ

Very good. Pity Jeremy's form has tapered.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

Palanquin.

Yes palanquin.

[daisycutter 29,979]

did you get it on ebay along with jousting sticks?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

did you get it on ebay along with jousting sticks?

Custom made of course. (bit of extra reinforcement)

[Redleg 42,087]

I must say this thread has been very educational for me.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,289]

I must say this thread has been very educational for me.

Ah well as the Christain Brothers taught me , we can all use a little self abu improvement.

[beelzebub 23,392]

I must say this thread has been very educational for me.

For me its like Sanctuary

[Redleg 42,087]

For me its like Sanctuary

I know how you feel.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

For me its like Sanctuary

For me its like banana cake ...

[old dee 24,072]

No good od, glad to see you are ok

I was having an angiogram whilst you were crashing cars

Have to go back in 10 days and get a new aortic valve (+ 1x bypass)

Not looking forward to it but have been expecting it for a few years

Hi dc how is the ticker?

Any date yet?

Good luck mate.

[daisycutter 29,979]

Hi dc how is the ticker?

Any date yet?

Good luck mate.

12th od and first cab off the rank (glad it wasn't the 13th)

[Redleg 42,087]

12th od and first cab off the rank (glad it wasn't the 13th)

Good luck, hope all is well.

[daisycutter 29,979]

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