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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I hope it's not one of those old worn out "Blue rinse" porkers that voted for Jeff.

nah, i stipulated a "red and blue rinse" one bbo

 

nah, i stipulated a "red and blue rinse" one bbo

"every heart beats true for the red and the blue"

is not actually a scientific fact DC.

Get a valve from one those young guys that like riding motorbikes .

 

"every heart beats true for the red and the blue"

is not actually a scientific fact DC.

Get a valve from one those young guys that like riding motorbikes .

Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

only what i call "Hummingbirds".

Sure they look young ,but their organs never really sleep so they age quickly .

I suggest we hang out at a christian motocross rally or some such similar event and just wait for the right moment.

Either that or a "Mark Neeld lecture for inspiring confidence" and see if any healthy young kids have died of boredom.


only what i call "Hummingbirds".

Sure they look young ,but their organs never really sleep so they age quickly .

I suggest we hang out at a christian motocross rally or some such similar event and just wait for the right moment.

Either that or a "Mark Neeld lecture for inspiring confidence" and see if any healthy young kids have died of boredom.

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

I not used to this notion of helping others.

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

I not used to this notion of helping others.

no offense to your brethren bbo, but definitely no christians, alpacas, teachers or bikies

quite happy with my carbon captured, burwood porker

no offense to your brethren bbo, but definitely no christians, alpacas, teachers or bikies

quite happy with my carbon captured, burwood porker

So you exclude all my mates ( term used loosely) but leave the door open for Biff's drughead associates from the Gat. Next thing you'll be contacting Mr. Danks and getting a preloaded valve.

 

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

I not used to this notion of helping others.

He wont know if it's a Hare Krisnas or Sid Vicious.

Who said anything about helping people?

Organ harvesting is a business like anything else.

Has your time selling slaves in the Burmese triangle taught you nothing?

The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter.

BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.


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The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter.

BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.

Palanquin.


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I must say this thread has been very educational for me.

I must say this thread has been very educational for me.

For me its like Sanctuary

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For me its like Sanctuary

I know how you feel.


For me its like Sanctuary

For me its like banana cake ... :lol:

No good od, glad to see you are ok

I was having an angiogram whilst you were crashing cars

Have to go back in 10 days and get a new aortic valve (+ 1x bypass)

Not looking forward to it but have been expecting it for a few years

Hi dc how is the ticker?

Any date yet?

Good luck mate.

Hi dc how is the ticker?

Any date yet?

Good luck mate.

12th od and first cab off the rank (glad it wasn't the 13th)

 
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12th od and first cab off the rank (glad it wasn't the 13th)

Good luck, hope all is well.


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