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  On 30/07/2013 at 10:43, Bitter but optimistic said:

I hope it's not one of those old worn out "Blue rinse" porkers that voted for Jeff.

nah, i stipulated a "red and blue rinse" one bbo

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      On 30/07/2013 at 10:46, daisycutter said:

    nah, i stipulated a "red and blue rinse" one bbo

    "every heart beats true for the red and the blue"

    is not actually a scientific fact DC.

    Get a valve from one those young guys that like riding motorbikes .

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      On 30/07/2013 at 10:49, Biffen said:

    "every heart beats true for the red and the blue"

    is not actually a scientific fact DC.

    Get a valve from one those young guys that like riding motorbikes .

    Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

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      On 30/07/2013 at 10:51, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

    only what i call "Hummingbirds".

    Sure they look young ,but their organs never really sleep so they age quickly .

    I suggest we hang out at a christian motocross rally or some such similar event and just wait for the right moment.

    Either that or a "Mark Neeld lecture for inspiring confidence" and see if any healthy young kids have died of boredom.

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      On 30/07/2013 at 10:59, Biffen said:

    only what i call "Hummingbirds".

    Sure they look young ,but their organs never really sleep so they age quickly .

    I suggest we hang out at a christian motocross rally or some such similar event and just wait for the right moment.

    Either that or a "Mark Neeld lecture for inspiring confidence" and see if any healthy young kids have died of boredom.

    I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

    In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

    I not used to this notion of helping others.

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      On 30/07/2013 at 11:05, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

    In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

    I not used to this notion of helping others.

    no offense to your brethren bbo, but definitely no christians, alpacas, teachers or bikies

    quite happy with my carbon captured, burwood porker

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      On 30/07/2013 at 11:14, daisycutter said:

    no offense to your brethren bbo, but definitely no christians, alpacas, teachers or bikies

    quite happy with my carbon captured, burwood porker

    So you exclude all my mates ( term used loosely) but leave the door open for Biff's drughead associates from the Gat. Next thing you'll be contacting Mr. Danks and getting a preloaded valve.

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      On 30/07/2013 at 11:05, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence.

    In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit?

    I not used to this notion of helping others.

    He wont know if it's a Hare Krisnas or Sid Vicious.

    Who said anything about helping people?

    Organ harvesting is a business like anything else.

    Has your time selling slaves in the Burmese triangle taught you nothing?

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    The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter.

    BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.

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      On 30/07/2013 at 11:32, Bitter but optimistic said:

    The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter.

    BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.

    Palanquin.

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    I must say this thread has been very educational for me.

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      On 31/07/2013 at 07:30, Redleg said:

    I must say this thread has been very educational for me.

    Ah well as the Christain Brothers taught me , we can all use a little self abu improvement.

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      On 31/07/2013 at 07:30, Redleg said:

    I must say this thread has been very educational for me.

    For me its like Sanctuary

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      On 31/07/2013 at 07:45, belzebub59 said:

    For me its like Sanctuary

    I know how you feel.

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      On 31/07/2013 at 07:45, belzebub59 said:

    For me its like Sanctuary

    For me its like banana cake ... :lol:

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      On 30/07/2013 at 07:02, daisycutter said:

    No good od, glad to see you are ok

    I was having an angiogram whilst you were crashing cars

    Have to go back in 10 days and get a new aortic valve (+ 1x bypass)

    Not looking forward to it but have been expecting it for a few years

    Hi dc how is the ticker?

    Any date yet?

    Good luck mate.

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      On 01/08/2013 at 01:35, old dee said:

    Hi dc how is the ticker?

    Any date yet?

    Good luck mate.

    12th od and first cab off the rank (glad it wasn't the 13th)

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      On 01/08/2013 at 01:38, daisycutter said:

    12th od and first cab off the rank (glad it wasn't the 13th)

    Good luck, hope all is well.

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