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What in hell does Kennett know about bananas?

settle down

jgk used to be the TOP BANANA

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    settle down

    jgk used to be the TOP BANANA

    But then he "frittered" away an election and "split".

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    Well the dentist went well one and half hours in the chair and no pain.

    Very nice lady dentist really knows her stuff.

    Banana crepe with caramelised bananas and coconut ice cream for dinner tonight.

    Nine out of ten Redleg.

    The most amazing thing about today is that no where was the MFC mention

    Nothing on the local news, CNN, BBC world, Aljazerra, or newspapers

    Heaven really.

    Enjoy Monday guys my last day in the chair.

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    Yes Yes I know OD but I think we would both be enlightened by Biff's explanation of " sensitive " matters. BTW I'm betting it's warmer in Bangkok than Romsey. And I'll be there at the end of the month. Another BTW, if you discover a good tailor let me know.

    Tweed?

    Crushed velvet?

    Rayon perhaps.

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    Banana crepe with caramelised bananas and coconut ice cream for dinner tonight.

    Nine out of ten Redleg. .

    Yummy!

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    Latex is quite versatile.

    Keeps the rain out, or is that in.

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    It is with a heavy heart that i pass on the sad news that Bananas in Pyjamas has got the axe

    RIP

    What is the world coming to? This has got Scwabbies fingerprints all over it.

    hit skid row ?

    Lost their appeal !

    Some might say got their just desserts !!

    Might have all been a bit too fruity for some !

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    Keeps the rain out, or is that in.

    Rainwater is not usually the primary liquid of concern to latex afficionados.

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    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    hit skid row ?

    Lost their appeal !

    Some might say got their just desserts !!

    Might have all been a bit too fruity for some !

    trust you to slip a few in

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    Rainwater is not usually the primary liquid of concern to latex afficionados.

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    Isn't it?
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    Hello

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    Rainwater is not usually the primary liquid of concern to latex afficionados.

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    Its GBH or GHB isn't it now?

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    Its GBH or GHB isn't it now?

    I must confess to having only a passing (as opposed to working) knowledge of such peccadillos. Consulting with a British conservative politician may be useful. However, I do know that quite a bit of GBH has been enacted at the Gatwick over the years.

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    I must confess to having only a passing (as opposed to working) knowledge of such peccadillos. Consulting with a British conservative politician may be useful. However, I do know that quite a bit of GBH has been enacted at the Gatwick over the years.

    What are we talking about?

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    Well Redleg I have to report that yesterday I had the best banana smoothie of my life.

    Yes I know a big statement.

    It was called " banana monkey"

    Very cold yoghurt with banana and on top with small pieces of frozen mango.

    To die for.

    Enjoy the long weekend guys.

    Implant day today for me.

    Not looking forward to this however it will probably be better than Monday at the MCG.

    Enjoy

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    Well Redleg I have to report that yesterday I had the best banana smoothie of my life.

    Yes I know a big statement.

    It was called " banana monkey"

    Very cold yoghurt with banana and on top with small pieces of frozen mango.

    To die for.

    Enjoy the long weekend guys.

    Implant day today for me.

    Not looking forward to this however it will probably be better than Monday at the MCG.

    Enjoy

    OD, don't use the word "monkey". We will get in all sorts of trouble.

    Good luck with the implants, you might end up looking like Ben-Hur's avatar. Oh sorry, you were talking about teeth implants. Good luck anyway.

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    What are we talking about?

    Good question RL. As you have correctly observed, Latex makes a perfectly functional raincoat. However, I believe there are those of other “persuasions” ( not necessarily religious) who like wearing latex for more, shall we say personal reasons. And then of course there is Biffen who appears to observe the guiding principle that “nothing exceeds likes excess”.

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    Well Redleg I have to report that yesterday I had the best banana smoothie of my life.

    Yes I know a big statement.

    It was called " banana monkey"

    Very cold yoghurt with banana and on top with small pieces of frozen mango.

    To die for.

    Enjoy the long weekend guys.

    Implant day today for me.

    Not looking forward to this however it will probably be better than Monday at the MCG.

    Enjoy

    OD. Even without anaesthetic it will probably be better than Monday at the "G.

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    I must confess to having only a passing (as opposed to working) knowledge of such peccadillos. Consulting with a British conservative politician may be useful. However, I do know that quite a bit of GBH has been enacted at the Gatwick over the years.

    Yes ,we are a very broad church down here at the Gatwick and more than our fair share of members like to experiment with human minds boundaries.

    For those of you ever offered GHB I wouldn't take it.

    Drugs that tend to make the user drop dead immediately are not my cup of Earl Grey .

    I dont understand many things in life BBO.

    Most of the things i cannot comprehend are done by British Tories but if you could connect me up with some of your allies in the House of Lords I am willing to learn .

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    if you could connect me up with some of your allies in the House of Lords I am willing to learn .

    It’s all about image Biffo. How do you expect the landed gentry to take you seriously if your address is The Gatwick Private Hotel? I mean really!!! Even Burwood would have more appeal. And look at your scruffy picture. I realize you would cope famously with some of the upper house “eccentricities” but you would require a major makeover. Sorry to be hurtful.

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    if you could connect me up with some of your allies in the House of Lords I am willing to learn .

    It’s all about image Biffo. How do you expect the landed gentry to take you seriously if your address is The Gatwick Private Hotel? I mean really!!! Even Burwood would have more appeal. And look at your scruffy picture. I realize you would cope famously with some of the upper house “eccentricities” but you would require a major makeover. Sorry to be hurtful.

    Point taken BBO-I guess I'm just not cut from the right cloth .

    If it helps ,I'm a long time member of an unofficial hunting club ,or a gun club at least .

    Can't believe the Gatwick Hotel has slipped so far in peoples eyes.

    May have to buy myself a cravat and Jodhpors ,riding crop etc.

    Thanks for the added vice.

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    May have to buy myself a cravat and Jodhpors ,riding crop etc.

    The riding crop is compulsory. A selection of good rattan canes would help. As would a tawse ..... but I digress.

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    May have to buy myself a cravat and Jodhpors ,riding crop etc.

    The riding crop is compulsory. A selection of good rattan canes would help. As would a tawse ..... but I digress.

    Trying to find one of those walking sticks that holds whiskey.

    A tawse is a little out-dated.

    Tasers seem to have taken over.

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