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I am so over this tanking crap can we please have a decision from the AFL one way or the other this week.

It is draining me.

Drugs, who might be involved, which club, media salivating for the next quarter correct story.

If it was not for a 53 year love affair I would pack my tent and drop out.

I am truely over the second decade of the 21st century and it is only 13th February 2013.

Thank God for Grand Children She is the one shinning light.

PS with a little more thought

Single malt and Bananas aint bad either

Good point! I would have said the Pope but even he's chucking it in.

according to today's liitle paper "he plans to live inside the Vatican with a congregation of nuns"

i thought you had to die a martyr and go to heaven before you qualified for that

 

according to today's liitle paper "he plans to live inside the Vatican with a congregation of nuns"

i thought you had to die a martyr and go to heaven before you qualified for that

I hope he doesn't get into bad habits.

according to today's liitle paper "he plans to live inside the Vatican with a congregation of nuns"

i thought you had to die a martyr and go to heaven before you qualified for that

No that is the other mob!!! dc

But they are virgins as well


No that is the other mob!!! dc

But they are virgins as well

Maybe former virgins. Or, once were virgins. Could be a film in this.

Better still. The virgin and the banana.

Maybe best to stop this line of thinking.

No that is the other mob!!! dc

But they are virgins as well

Inquisitions, virgins, jihads, mortification, blokes wearing dresses and sheilas wearing collars........its all too much for me to take in od

 

Who put up that scurrilous banner up.

They should drummed off the site

what banner? did i miss something scurrilous?

Inquisitions, virgins, jihads, mortification, blokes wearing dresses and sheilas wearing collars........its all too much for me to take in od

That's why I have opted for a conservative lifestyle in a semi rural backwater.


what banner? did i miss something scurrilous?

It was a banner saying you should never eat Bananas dc.

But now seems to have vanished.

What next "we are tankers?"

I think the inmates are taking over the asylum

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Imagine seeing that banner just as you are about to have a banana smoothie, it's enough to make you think about having berry instead. Yuk!!!!!!!!!

It was a banner saying you should never eat Bananas dc.

But now seems to have vanished.

What next "we are tankers?"

I think the inmates are taking over the asylum

Already happened at the AFL, OD ... :)

What if we get a new sponsor from the plumbing industry, with a special offer to members for discount tanks? I can imagine it now: 'Priority pick for all Melbourne members, get a guaranteed tank now, only available from 'Tanks R Us' ' ... pardon me while I go and chunder in the corner ... :P

You blokes still here. Thought this thread was shut down years ago.....

I think we'll be here until we get our 13th flag, and for a long time after that ...


You blokes still here. Thought this thread was shut down years ago.....

Don't be a stranger Jnr, with your wit you'd feel at home here. Be sure to let old dee know when the investigation is over.

If all charges are dropped he promises to put on the MFC Blaser (nothing else) whilst slurping his next banana smoothie whilst sitting on his banana lounge.

Don't be a stranger Jnr, with your wit you'd feel at home here. Be sure to let old dee know when the investigation is over.

If all charges are dropped he promises to put on the MFC Blaser (nothing else) whilst slurping his next banana smoothie whilst sitting on his banana lounge.

All except the Blazer H_T

Driving through wattle park shopping centre and noticed a flashing electronic sign saying "give way to peds".

Couldn't work out if they were talking about drug dealers or Catholic priests

Driving through wattle park shopping centre and noticed a flashing electronic sign saying "give way to peds".

Couldn't work out if they were talking about drug dealers or Catholic priests

Wouldn't blame you if you couldn't work it out dc......if you were driving through the shopping centre - are you feeling ok?

Wouldn't blame you if you couldn't work it out dc......if you were driving through the shopping centre - are you feeling ok?

its all the stress ht....hope they don't take my licence off me


its all the stress ht....hope they don't take my licence off me

Who the peds?

Sounds like you are on the set of Dr Who dc

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Scandal, shock, horror. ASADA is now analysing my blood samples for PED's. Apparently unbeknown to me, my banana smoothie was laced with mexican banana extract, which is on the banned list and they are threatening me with a 2 year ban from this thread.

I have engaged 2 genius investigators to get to the bottom of it for me, their names are Clothier and Haddad.

Get the thumb screws out RL........Or maybe the old telephone books if you can find one....

 

Scandal, shock, horror. ASADA is now analysing my blood samples for PED's. Apparently unbeknown to me, my banana smoothie was laced with mexican banana extract, which is on the banned list and they are threatening me with a 2 year ban from this thread.

I have engaged 2 genius investigators to get to the bottom of it for me, their names are Clothier and Haddad.

Tell them your club doctor made you sign a waiver to say that the mexican banana extract is legal under some circumstances, that the coach watched the smoothie being made, and that the coach takes it all the time ... :)

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