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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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Amazing! not one negative story about the MFC for 8 days by my count.

this bit ^^^^^^^^ lol
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Gerard is not a Demon. He defected to the Swans for big coin 27 years ago and I don't consider him one of us even if he does get invited to our B & F.

It's probably a freebie as well and I would much rather the invitation wasn't extended. I hope the fat bloke's kid is still unwelcome in 2039.

Hold on a little if he / she can play I am happy for them to join the Dees.

Lets not cut off our nose to spite our face.

Also the kids have done nothing wrong

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zzzzzzzzz....

Wake up. Considering the sh-t posted on some other threads, to which you are a noted contributor, discussing the price of bananas has far more football relevance than the lot of them combined.

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A little known fact about Bananas:

Are you aware they are naturally Radioactive !!

This is as a result of them containing hign levels of Potassium , in particular Potassium-40 which is a radioactive isotope. :o

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A little known fact about Bananas:

Are you aware they are naturally Radioactive !!

This is as a result of them containing hign levels of Potassium , in particular Potassium-40 which is a radioactive isotope. :o

I keep telling people this is an informative and educational thread.

Maybe that was why my ears were glowing in the dark after I ate that banana muffin.

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I keep telling people this is an informative and educational thread.

Maybe that was my ears were glowing in the dark after I ate that banana muffin.

Please don't tell too many Redleg there are quite a few rabbits on Demonland that I don't need on this thread.

Speaking of which

What has happened to Dr. Who and Jose?

Vanished

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More about Bananas..... because I know you really want to know..lol

The banana tree is not really a tree, but a giant herb. The banana is the fruit of this herb.

Alright...who knew that ...lol :)

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More about Bananas..... because I know you really want to know..lol

The banana tree is not really a tree, but a giant herb. The banana is the fruit of this herb.

Alright...who knew that ...lol :)

but..but... isn't a tree just a giant herb anyway?

(Q: when is a herb not a herb A: when it's a volkswagon...boom tish)

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