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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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good on ya Old....putt the mozz on us now !!! :unsure:^_^

Which part does this refer to bb?

The blacks are certainties!

 

Amazing! not one negative story about the MFC for 8 days by my count.

this bit ^^^^^^^^ lol

this bit ^^^^^^^^ lol

Unless the Tanking result comes out I think we are safe for two weeks bb.

A couple of other things are going on at present.

I reckon we are safe until about October 2nd.

 
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Can't wait until we get the GF out of the way, so we can get onto the real football, trading and drafting.

I hope we haven't got anyone on the All Australian selection committee this week......otherwise we will cop another pasting in the press.

Gerard, you're on your own champ.


Gerard is not a Demon. He defected to the Swans for big coin 27 years ago and I don't consider him one of us even if he does get invited to our B & F.

It's probably a freebie as well and I would much rather the invitation wasn't extended. I hope the fat bloke's kid is still unwelcome in 2039.

Gerard is not a Demon. He defected to the Swans for big coin 27 years ago and I don't consider him one of us even if he does get invited to our B & F.

It's probably a freebie as well and I would much rather the invitation wasn't extended. I hope the fat bloke's kid is still unwelcome in 2039.

Hold on a little if he / she can play I am happy for them to join the Dees.

Lets not cut off our nose to spite our face.

Also the kids have done nothing wrong

Is this thread still going?

Some ppl must be bored......

 

Is this thread still going?

Some ppl must be bored......

Including you Jnr?

zzzzzzzzz....


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zzzzzzzzz....

Wake up. Considering the sh-t posted on some other threads, to which you are a noted contributor, discussing the price of bananas has far more football relevance than the lot of them combined.

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A little known fact about Bananas:

Are you aware they are naturally Radioactive !!

This is as a result of them containing hign levels of Potassium , in particular Potassium-40 which is a radioactive isotope. :o

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A little known fact about Bananas:

Are you aware they are naturally Radioactive !!

This is as a result of them containing hign levels of Potassium , in particular Potassium-40 which is a radioactive isotope. :o

I keep telling people this is an informative and educational thread.

Maybe that was why my ears were glowing in the dark after I ate that banana muffin.

I keep telling people this is an informative and educational thread.

Maybe that was my ears were glowing in the dark after I ate that banana muffin.

Please don't tell too many Redleg there are quite a few rabbits on Demonland that I don't need on this thread.

Speaking of which

What has happened to Dr. Who and Jose?

Vanished

Please don't tell too many Redleg there are quite a few rabbits on Demonland that I don't need on this thread.

Speaking of which

What has happened to Dr. Who and Jose?

Vanished

heard they booked at room in St.Kilda

maybe they have rangey tied up there?


heard they booked at room in St.Kilda

maybe they have rangey tied up there?

Sounds nasty DC

I miss RR we have not had a new poll for days!

Perhaps somebody might want to be in touch with the Missing Persons Bureau?

Then again perhaps not WJ

Perhaps somebody might want to be in touch with the Missing Persons Bureau?

You could try asking Toorak. He seems well connected :lol:

More about Bananas..... because I know you really want to know..lol

The banana tree is not really a tree, but a giant herb. The banana is the fruit of this herb.

Alright...who knew that ...lol :)


More about Bananas..... because I know you really want to know..lol

The banana tree is not really a tree, but a giant herb. The banana is the fruit of this herb.

Alright...who knew that ...lol :)

Nah

News to me bb

More about Bananas..... because I know you really want to know..lol

The banana tree is not really a tree, but a giant herb. The banana is the fruit of this herb.

Alright...who knew that ...lol :)

but..but... isn't a tree just a giant herb anyway?

(Q: when is a herb not a herb A: when it's a volkswagon...boom tish)

but..but... isn't a tree just a giant herb anyway?

(Q: when is a herb not a herb A: when it's a volkswagon...boom tish)

When it is an "UP"

 

When it is an "UP"

you'll have to help me there od, neville and i have something in common (apart from living in burwood)

you'll have to help me there od, neville and i have something in common (apart from living in burwood)

The latest model from VW dc is called an "UP"

Smaller than a Polo, 1 litre engine, manual only goes on sale in Aus next month.


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