Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

  • Author

Where I am in Tom Price in WA paying $4.30 for a coffee would make my day, Just went into town to get some lunch and a mocha coffee (hot) chips and gravy and a cream roll $24. Got to love small mining towns lol

At those prices hope you are mining diamonds. If you are prepared to pay those prices I have this bridge that goes across Sydney Harbour and I would be happy to sell it to you, only because you are a Melbourne supporter.

  • Quote
    •  

    I really like the Renegades team, but they play at shittyhad....Might have to jump on the Stars.

    Do you have the teams available JL >?

  • Quote
    • Author

    I really like the Renegades team, but they play at shittyhad....Might have to jump on the Stars.

    As long as they don't play in red and blue or for that matter, white with some red and blue, they should be ok.

  • Quote
    •  
    • Author

    I think "Lookout Mama, Theres a white boat comin up the river!" is the best opening line of any song.

    What about " Australians all let us rejoice for we are young and free" . That is a pretty hard rocking opening.

  • Quote
    • Author

    By the way we are catching up to that other thread. We are only 24 pages and 960 replies behind.

  • Quote

    My son wants to play for the Dees. His greatest fear is not whether will ever be good enough to get drafted, but ending up at Collingwood.

    He wants to know that if he is adopted by an eligible former Melbourne player can he drafted as a father - son.

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    I think "Lookout Mama, Theres a white boat comin up the river!" is the best opening line of any song.

    I like

    "Some People call me the space cowboy"

    second line arguably better

    "Some call me the gangster of love"

  • Quote
    •  

    My son wants to play for the Dees. His greatest fear is not whether or not he will ever be good enough to get drafted, but ending up at Collingwood.

    He wants to know that if he is adopted by an eligible former Melbourne player can he drafted as a father - son.

    He could always go to the Pies, and in the 2nd year of his contract put off all negotiations until the end of that year........

  • Quote

    Little Creatures all the way for me and I'm proud to say I was the only Queenslander (after 22 years I'm now comfortable saying that) not to watch the origin decider on Wednesday night! I'm a bit disappointed you didn't throw our lack of daylight savings in my face. I have no response to that!

    Good Beer !!

    Very Demons of you GV.

    I thought that bar in your garage might be for VB cans in which case it wouldn't matter if you only had a piece of MDF on some crates .

  • Quote

    I like

    "Some People call me the space cowboy"

    "Well my friends are gone and my hair is grey,

    I ache in the places where I used to play"

  • Quote

    "Well my friends are gone and my hair is grey,

    I ache in the places where I used to play"

    "Mamma, Mamma. There's far too many of you crying"

    And my vote for the worst lyrics ever in a hit song are

    "Red light, yellow light, green light, go!"

    From Def Leppards "classic", Pour Some Sugar On Me.(the song title comes in a close second)

    Genius.

  • Quote

    worst lyrics??? how about "hey yaaaaaaaaa hey ya hey ya hey yaaaa"

    or

    "yeah yeah yeah"

    and im not even going to mention rebecca black

  • Quote

    "Toot Toot Chugga Chugga Big Red Car

    I travel near and I travel far"

    Greg's word's still ring true

  • Quote

    Let's lay down a challenge to defeat the amount of posts in the other thread

  • Quote

    You got ripped off twice then, the price and the taste.

    In other good news, our only remaining working photocopier is broken.

    How is it that we can fly people to the moon, but nobody has invented a photocopier that doesn't get paper jammed. Seriously.

    Fridays are a [censored].

  • Quote

    "Well my friends are gone and my hair is grey,

    I ache in the places where I used to play"

    "The Tower Of Song" Indeed.

  • Quote
    • Author

    You've got to bleed on me, yeah

    Ah, ah, ah, ah

    Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

    ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

    No, no, no, no, ah

    Love, love, low-ow-ow-ow-ove

    Oh, babe, oh

    A verse from Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin. Must have taken them months to compose those lyrics.

  • Quote

    In other good news, our only remaining working photocopier is broken.

    How is it that we can fly people to the moon, but nobody has invented a photocopier that doesn't get paper jammed. Seriously.

    Fridays are a [censored].

    Their breakdowns are remotely controlled by photocopier technicians when their mortgage is due, they need holiday cash or they get a hankering for another Faberge Egg.

    I am 98% sure anyways.

  • Quote
    • Author

    Fridays are a [censored].

    You know what they say about Fridays.

    Monday morning feels so bad

    Everybody seems to nag me

    Comin' Tuesday I'll feel better

    Even my old man looks good

    Wednesday just won't go

    Thursday goes too slow

    I've got Friday on my mind

    I'm gonna have fun in my city

    I'll be with my girl, she's so pretty

    She looks fine tonight

    She is out of sight to me

    Tonight, I'll paint my friend

    Tonight, I'll lose my head

    Tonight, I've got to get tonight

    Monday, I have Friday on my mind

  • Quote

    Speaking of moon landings

    This is ground control to major Tom

    You've really made the grade

    And the papers want to know whose shirt you'll wear

    Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

  • Quote

    You've got to bleed on me, yeah

    Ah, ah, ah, ah

    Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

    ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

    No, no, no, no, ah

    Love, love, low-ow-ow-ow-ove

    Oh, babe, oh

    A verse from Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin. Must have taken them months to compose those lyrics.

    when you can play guitar like that.......who needs lyrics

  • Quote

    In other good news, our only remaining working photocopier is broken.

    How is it that we can fly people to the moon, but nobody has invented a photocopier that doesn't get paper jammed. Seriously.

    Fridays are a [censored].

    Have you seen the cat and the photocopier vid on Youtube? ?Cat v Printer...with audio...

  • Quote
    •  
    • Author

    when you can play guitar like that.......who needs lyrics

    Robert Plant, because its hard to sing a song without them. I know what you mean though. Jimmy Page is a great guitarist.

    Edited by Redleg

  • Quote

    Have you seen the cat and the photocopier vid on Youtube? ?Cat v Printer...with audio...

    You think I get Youtube access at work? Come on now.

    I barely get Demonland access :rolleyes:

    They decided to block internet shopping sites too, until they realised we work at a fashion company and they were facing an employee strike. Good times.

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • GAMEDAY: Geelong

      It's Game Day, and reinforcements are finally arriving for the Demons—but will it be too little, too late? They're heading down the freeway to face a Cats side returning home to their fortress after two straight losses, desperate to reignite their own season. Can the Demons breathe new life into their campaign, or will it slip even further from their grasp?

        • Like
      • 3 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • PREVIEW: Geelong

      "It's officially time for some alarm bells. I'm concerned about the lack of impact from their best players." This comment about one of the teams contesting this Friday night’s game came earlier in the week from a so-called expert radio commentator by the name of Kane Cornes. He wasn’t referring to the Melbourne Football Club but rather, this week’s home side, Geelong.The Cats are purring along with 1 win and 2 defeats and a percentage of 126.2 (courtesy of a big win at GMHBA Stadium in Round 1 vs Fremantle) which is one win more than Melbourne and double the percentage so I guess that, in the case of the Demons, its not just alarm bells, but distress signals. But don’t rely on me. Listen to Cornes who said this week about Melbourne:- “They can’t run. If you can’t run at speed and get out of the contest then you’re in trouble.

      • 1 reply
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • NON-MFC: Round 04

      Round 4 kicks off with a blockbuster on Thursday night as traditional rivals Collingwood and Carlton clash at the MCG, with the Magpies looking to assert themselves as early-season contenders and the Blues seeking their first win of the season. Saturday opens with Gold Coast hosting Adelaide, a key test for the Suns as they aim to back up their big win last week, while the Crows will be looking to keep their perfect record intact. Reigning wooden spooners Richmond have the daunting task of facing reigning premiers Brisbane at the ‘G and the Lions will be eager to reaffirm their premiership credentials after a patchy start. Saturday night sees North Melbourne take on Sydney at Marvel Stadium, with the Swans looking to build on their first win of the season last week against a rebuilding Roos outfit.
      Sunday’s action begins with GWS hosting West Coast at ENGIE Stadium, a game that could get ugly very early for the visitors. Port Adelaide vs St Kilda at Adelaide Oval looms as a interesting clash, with both clubs form being very hard to read. The round wraps up with Fremantle taking on the Western Bulldogs at Optus Stadium in what could be a fierce contest between two sides with top-eight ambitions. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Demons besides us winning?

        • Shocked
        • Like
      • 144 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Gold Coast

      For a brief period of time in the early afternoon of yesterday, the Casey Demons occupied top place on the Smithy’s VFL table. This was only made possible by virtue of the fact that the team was the only one in this crazy competition to have played twice and it’s 1½ wins gave it an unassailable lead on the other 20 teams, some of who had yet to play a game.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Gold Coast

      In my all-time nightmare game, the team is so ill-disciplined that it concedes its first two goals with the courtesy of not one, but two, fifty metre penalties while opening its own scoring with four behinds in a row and losing a talented youngster with good decision-making skills and a lethal left foot kick, subbed off in the first quarter with what looks like a bad knee injury. 

      • 0 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Gold Coast

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 31st March @ the all new time of 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we analyse the Demons loss at the MCG to the Suns in the Round 03. Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. If you would like to leave us a voicemail please call 03 9016 3666 and don't worry no body answers so you don't have to talk to a human.

        • Sad
        • Like
      • 69 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland
    View All