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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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22 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Bit too far from Caulfield in Victoria.

For your next holiday, Redleg!

If you want some whacky and delicious ice cream which isn't banana flavoured in Melbourne, go to Fluffy Torpedo and get a scoop of orange poppy seed cake batter ice cream.

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    39 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    For your next holiday, Redleg!

    If you want some whacky and delicious ice cream which isn't banana flavoured in Melbourne, go to Fluffy Torpedo and get a scoop of orange poppy seed cake batter ice cream.

    Wow, we have some real ice cream aficionados on this thread.

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    Banana Ice Cream would be great but I only wanted a Banana Smoothie 😔

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    20 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Banana Ice Cream would be great but I only wanted a Banana Smoothie 😔

    Home remedy readily available: ripe banana, good quality vanilla bean ice-cream, milk of choice, whizzer of choice.

    OK, technically a milkshake, but that's all we ancients had when we Ilved in holes in t'roads.

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    7 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    For your next holiday, Redleg!

    If you want some whacky and delicious ice cream which isn't banana flavoured in Melbourne, go to Fluffy Torpedo and get a scoop of orange poppy seed cake batter ice cream.

    Time for a licks lips emoji in the drop-down!

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Wow, we have some real ice cream aficionados on this thread.

    Disappointed with your choice now, Red?

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Banana Ice Cream would be great but I only wanted a Banana Smoothie 😔

    Great title for a country & western song ...

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    7 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Great title for a country & western song ...

    “Oh give me a home,

    Where the bananas do roam.”

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    'Banene'?

    Dolly Bananon.

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    On the menu where we're special-occasion pre-game lunching in Richmond:

    BANANA ICE CREAM!

    (...avec 'Cardamom tres leches', so a bit distant from the corner milk bar!)

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    16 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Time for a licks lips emoji in the drop-down!

    That couldn't possibly go wrong.

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    On 15/08/2025 at 20:45, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Home remedy readily available: ripe banana, good quality vanilla bean ice-cream, milk of choice, whizzer of choice.

    OK, technically a milkshake, but that's all we ancients had when we Ilved in holes in t'roads.

    I did make a Banana 🍌 Smoothie 🥤 for dinner last night. When Corporations fail us, we have to adapt.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I did make a Banana 🍌 Smoothie 🥤 for dinner last night. When Corporations fail us, we have to adapt.

    Going for brunch and just may have one.

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    On 15/08/2025 at 21:40, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Great title for a country & western song ...

    There is only one song that I know the words and can sing loudly! And that is ITS A GRAND OLD FLAG. Is there any other song I need to know?

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    There is only one song that I know the words and can sing loudly! And that is ITS A GRAND OLD FLAG. Is there any other song I need to know?

    Probably not.

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    Beechworth Ice Creamery always had Banana. They had an outlet at Bright as well

    BUT are all closed for winter.

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    25 minutes ago, dpositive said:

    Beechworth Ice Creamery always had Banana. They had an outlet at Bright as well

    BUT are all closed for winter.

    Definitely yummmmo . Had from both locations. Though ..being honest... had Salted Caranel and Rum & Raison 🙄🙄🙄

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    1 hour ago, dpositive said:

    Beechworth Ice Creamery always had Banana. They had an outlet at Bright as well

    BUT are all closed for winter.

    I bet Beechworth and Bright boasted Boysenberry, Butterscotch, Blue Heaven, Biscuit and Bavarian Cherry besides!

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    2 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    I bet Beechworth and Bright boasted Boysenberry, Butterscotch, Blue Heaven, Biscuit and Bavarian Cherry besides!

    And of course Baci, Berry, Bubblegum and Blueberry.

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    And of course Baci, Berry, Bubblegum and Blueberry.

    Bravo!

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    55 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Bravo!

    Back at you.

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    On 22/08/2025 at 11:56, Redleg said:

    And of course Baci, Berry, Bubblegum and Blueberry.

    Does it come in a Suger Free version?

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    24 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Does it come in a Suger Free version?

    No just like our season, same old same old.

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    No just like our season, same old same old.

    It's just we have another 57 year plan for our next Premiership. So we can afford another 56 years of underperforming with our the need to change the plan.

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    One senior coach has just been appointed (West Perth) and another one to go (Melbourne)!

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