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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 minutes ago, 640MD said:

At the very least Simon won the flag that allowed me to hold the cup ( couple of months later) and Cheer for The Dees as premiers.

Thank you lord I have seen the light,

Bananas for breakfast from now on.

And lunch and dinner!

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    Another quiet day for the Dees and on DL.

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    50 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Another quiet day for the Dees and on DL.

    Red, glad to see that you're still posting.

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    4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Red, glad to see that you're still posting.

    Had to take some time to gather my thoughts after the Saints debacle.

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    On 28/07/2025 at 11:37, layzie said:

    This season sucks.

    ...and today was the last straw?

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    Where have you gone, @Bitter but optimistic?

    Your moniker, so apposite to this day of heightened mixed emotions.

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Had to take some time to gather my thoughts after the Saints debacle.

    On the same weekend, I had West Perth 6 goals lead at half time and Melbourne had a 46 point lead at three-quarter time. Both teams lost their games. So I can feel your pain.

    IMO it's a good thing both teams are looking for a new head coach.

    So Red you need to embrace the light and support the search for a new coach. Although our issues are not just with the former senior coach.

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    2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    On the same weekend, I had West Perth 6 goals lead at half time and Melbourne had a 46 point lead at three-quarter time. Both teams lost their games. So I can feel your pain.

    IMO it's a good thing both teams are looking for a new head coach.

    So Red you need to embrace the light and support the search for a new coach. Although our issues are not just with the former senior coach.

    Tbh I have no idea who we should appoint and just hope we get it right.

    Could be an interesting off season coming up.

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    10 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Where have you gone, @Bitter but optimistic?

    Your moniker, so apposite to this day of heightened mixed emotions.

    Uncle Bitters has likely taken time off to have his spikes polished and new make-up applied.

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    Tbh I have no idea who we should appoint and just hope we get it right.

    Could be an interesting off season coming up.

    Well I heard Nathan Buckley and Mark Needle are both available.

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    Was it just me, or did others think the same when Goody said he would miss giving George Gawn a bag of lollies after we win? My thought was "You stingy bugger Goody!" P

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    OMG I see a few media articles about Melbourne possibly recruiting James Hird as senior coach. Not sure how likely 🤔 this is, but if it happens, I would need to find another AFL club to support. Surely there much better coaching options out there?

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    Pretty sure you won't need to set up a panel and process for a search, Froggy. He gave a pretty categorical 'No' on the Footy Classified snippet.

    Though we are talking the world of AFL here...

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    Now I am reading that Nathan Buckley is the front runner for the senior coaching role at Melbourne. I said it many times before NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM COLLINGWOOD!

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    I tried to buy a Banana Blitz (Muzz Buzz) but unfortunately they run out of Bananas AGAIN. Life can be so cruel as both my football teams are disappointing me and I can't buy a Banana Drink. I blame Uncle Bitters as he's left us all to suffer on our own!

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    You don’t see banana flavoured ice cream anymore.

    Maybe it is not a woke flavour.

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    44 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You don’t see banana flavoured ice cream anymore.

    Maybe it is not a woke flavour.

    You just go to the wrong Ice Creamery

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    You just go to the wrong Ice Creamery

    Which is the correct one?

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    26 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Which is the correct one?

    Obviously those selling Banana !!

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    @Redleg

    Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

    Ormond Ice Creamery

    Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

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    22 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    @Redleg

    Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

    Ormond Ice Creamery

    Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

    I’m off be back in 30 minutes.

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    38 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    There's a great ice cream parlour in Redfern, Sydney that makes a beautiful, creamy banana ice cream

    Bit too far from Caulfield in Victoria.

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    41 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    @Redleg

    Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

    Ormond Ice Creamery

    Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

    The avalanche has begun...

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    20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I’m off be back in 30 minutes.

    Ready for when he returns: Cue memes.

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