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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Is there meaningful life outside football?

I would have thought with your great experience of life Mr Leg you know there is.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Is there meaningful life outside football?

    2 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Is there a meaning of life outside football?

    Think of it as life adjacent to football.

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    39 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Think of it as life adjacent to football.

    Ah; parallel universes.

    Now we're talkin'!

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    9 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Ah; parallel universes.

    Now we're talkin'!

    ...and so I thought I'd just give it a try: 'Hullo, Mr Google. Got anything on bananas in a parallel universe?'

    Guess what?...

     

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    Could the Dees win more flags in a parallel universe?

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Could the Dees win more flags in a parallel universe?

    We'd probably be barracking for St Kilda.

    Or Essendon.

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    15 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    We'd probably be barracking for St Kilda.

    Or Essendon.

    Well this has taken a weird turn.

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    35 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    We'd probably be barracking for St Kilda.

    Or Essendon.

    I would be barracking for the Storm! 

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Could the Dees win more flags in a parallel universe?

    They would be struggling to win less.

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    26 minutes ago, old dee said:

    They would be struggling to win less.

    They would win every year and have 100,000 turn up to games each week. 

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    I would be barracking for the Storm! 

    Don't you, quietly, in this one?

    I do.

    Come to think of it, isn't league a parallel universe?

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    19 hours ago, Redleg said:

    What is the meaning of football?

    learnings

    it's all tied up with 250,000 year old songlines, mr leg

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    learnings

    it's all tied up with 250,000 year old songlines, mr leg

    I sit at your feet, daisy, mind freed, open to receive.

    Om.

    Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    weekend pause for thought

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    I have often said this is the most informative thread on DL and this post is just more proof of that.

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I have often said this is the most informative thread on DL and this post is just more proof of that.

    Cream always rises to the top Mr Leg.

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    I feel more relaxed about the coming week now that it is an all interstate GF.

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    3 hours ago, layzie said:

    Quiet Melb streets on GF week is good by me.

    No they should be their usual busy self, as few will be interested in staying inside to watch the game on TV.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    No they should be their usual busy self, as few will be interested in staying inside to watch the game on TV.

    I will be on the gold coast barracking for Fitzroy lions as I was last year. Sadly I think they will be runners up again.

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    3 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I will be on the gold coast barracking for Fitzroy lions as I was last year. Sadly I think they will be runners up again.

    i'm not too fussed over who wins

    • lions have gone close recently and were stiff last year
    • swans have been the best all season 
    • both play a watchable style of footy
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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    No they should be their usual busy self, as few will be interested in staying inside to watch the game on TV.

    Very true. At least it beats the Collingwood scarves on the streets like last year.

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    Lovely day, might go for a walk.

    Edited by Redleg

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    Already been out to Caulfield Park with the woofers. Beautiful day for it. Much pointless running enjoyed. Probably should have taken them to the racecourse instead!

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