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1 hour ago, Biffen said:

I think I'll stay in.

What a stellar idea!

Edited by Moonshadow

 
25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Can you see Uranus from there?

Given my precarious nature on this forum, I'm going to let that one go through to the keeper...

13 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

I'm glad BBO went first (it was inevitable anyway), but now in honor of Moonshadow, oh Google, do your thing;

How was Uranus discovered?

Top 10 FUN Facts about Uranus.

Why is Uranus tilted towards the sun?

Why Is Uranus The Only Planet Without Interesting Features On It?

For that fun fact, you get the constellation prize!

 
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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

For that fun fact, you get the constellation prize!

A true star.

Reminds me of a friend who left a scathing review of “Cats”- The movie.

He suggested he’d like to show his (rear) to Cats.

So 1 star? I replied


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Herald Sun today has an article on bananas, calling them a superfood.

Just proves this thread is also a leader in foods and nutrition.

We have known how good bananas are for years.

Edited by Redleg

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Herald Sun today has an article on bananas, calling them a superfood.

Just proves this thread is also a leader in foods and nutrition.

We have known how good bananas are for years.

old news, red

i'd say the hun has been trawling 'land again for quality information

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Herald Sun today has an article on bananas, calling them a superfood.

Just proves this thread is also a leader in foods and nutrition.

We have known how good bananas are for years.

We've always known we're the more informed/advance of our people ;)


9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

We've always known we're the more informed/advance of our people ;)

What's so special about the cheese eaters?

On 10/01/2024 at 12:48, Moonshadow said:

Given my precarious nature on this forum, I'm going to let that one go through to the keeper..

Speaking of stars and planets,  this vid really puts my probs into perspective

 

 

38 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Speaking of stars and planets,  this vid really puts my probs into perspective

 

 

I should probably stay away from the whacky tobaccy.

3 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

What's so special about the cheese eaters?

Ahhhhhhhhhh    ;) 

40 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Ahhhhhhhhhh    ;) 

Catholic schooling here.... Told not to see the Life of Brian......so we all saw of course.


4 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Speaking of stars and planets,  this vid really puts my probs into perspective

 

 

Here's one for you, LITD.

Made by Charles and Ray Eames. I first saw this when I was about 11 and it blew my mind

 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"Made by Charles and Ray Eames. I first saw this when I was about 11 and it blew my mind"

 

I was about 11 when I first discovered porn. Far more interesting.

Way to elevate the decorum Bbo.

and in breaking news today .......

Victoria police say a fire at a tobacco shop is possibly linked to other recent arson attacks, as the government announces a crackdown on illegal tobacco imports.

great to see the boys in blue are on the ball

17 hours ago, daisycutter said:

and in breaking news today .......

Victoria police say a fire at a tobacco shop is possibly linked to other recent arson attacks, as the government announces a crackdown on illegal tobacco imports.

great to see the boys in blue are on the ball

Apparently in other recent crime news the police received a complaint from a Braynard Maynard of the CFC that someone had been tampering with his mailbox.

The claimant told Victoria Police "he had not received a single Christmas card from any of his friends."


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Amazing how Maynard incident is now illegal after he was allowed to play in a GF, same as the ridiculous Barry Hall punch 100 metres off the ball allowed him to play in a GF. Both important players in their club premierships.

 

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Amazing how Maynard incident is now illegal after he was allowed to play in a GF, same as the ridiculous Barry Hall punch 100 metres off the ball allowed him to play in a GF. Both important players in their club premierships.

 

It's true.

But we all knew it was going to happen after the Gf.

I also wondered how the Bont wasnt cited for his hit on Oliver in the 21 Gf.

Edited by leave it to deever

21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

and in breaking news today .......

Victoria police say a fire at a tobacco shop is possibly linked to other recent arson attacks, as the government announces a crackdown on illegal tobacco imports.

great to see the boys in blue are on the ball

AKA-Scared of tackling Lebanese crime syndicates.

Edited by Biffen
#Also an issue for the feds-their turf.

 
On 18/01/2024 at 14:30, Redleg said:

Herald Sun today has an article on bananas, calling them a superfood.

Just proves this thread is also a leader in foods and nutrition.

We have known how good bananas are for years.

its a wonder they didn't speculate that Oliver and Smith were hiding drugs in banana coverages which are a common subterfuge as everyone (who reads their rubbish)will instantly believe and call for the delisting of the Melbourne Football club who allow this practice to flourish. They will quote the Dland promotion of bananas over many years as an indication of the supporters role and indicating they should be banned from football for life.

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49 minutes ago, dpositive said:

its a wonder they didn't speculate that Oliver and Smith were hiding drugs in banana coverages which are a common subterfuge as everyone (who reads their rubbish)will instantly believe and call for the delisting of the Melbourne Football club who allow this practice to flourish. They will quote the Dland promotion of bananas over many years as an indication of the supporters role and indicating they should be banned from football for life.

I am just waiting for the next Michael Warner smashing of the MFC. Probably due the night before our first game.


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