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On 8/24/2023 at 7:48 PM, daisycutter said:

how come our aflw team are playing their opening home game at the bagger's flea pit instead of casey?

and even unfurling their premiership flag at that god forsaken den of iniquity

ffs

It was our teamโ€™s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that itโ€™s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It was our teamโ€™s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that itโ€™s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tyla Hanks.ย 

Edited by Redleg

Curious that so much football has got onto here. And seemingly triggered by there being 'no football' out there.

@DeelightfulPlay, Iย didย try to do my bit; I went looking to see if Aunty Donna did a banana sketch.

They do.

Shall we say, they've come quite a way since then...

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9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It was our teamโ€™s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that itโ€™s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tylah Hanks.ย 

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26 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Curious that so much football has got onto here. And seemingly triggered by there being 'no football' out there.

@DeelightfulPlay, Iย didย try to do my bit; I went looking to see if Aunty Donna did a banana sketch.

They do.

Shall we say, they've come quite a way since then...

Not curious all that footy is on the thread, as this is the everything thread, except two topics and on a footy forum, footy is a big part of everything.

Looks like a quiet few days on DL coming up.

Edited by Redleg


5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not curious all that footy is on the thread, as this is the everything thread, except two topics and on a footy forum, footy is a big part of everything.

Looks like a quiet few days on DL coming up.

Tongue.

Cheek.

๐Ÿ˜Š

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38 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Tongue.

Cheek.

๐Ÿ˜Š

๐Ÿ˜‰

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6 minutes ago, layzie said:

I think Hore is going to be a great captain.ย 

is not going to be, layzie

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she is


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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

Oh the salty curmudgeon has reappeared.

Ok I held a Tribunal hearing and in typical AFL fashion, went against the evidence and made up a decision.

I have banned my self for 7 minutes.

I will not appeal, as Carlton lawyers are unavailable.

10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

is not going to be, layzie

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she is

Stand corrected Mr DC!

12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

๐Ÿค”

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿค

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tylah Hanks.ย 

The whole day/night was absolutely wonderful. The atmosphere was incredible and the pregame activities were nothing short of spectacular. Then the gameโ€ฆ chefโ€™s kiss.

Itโ€™s often noted that the skill levels in W matches have improved with each season. Our girls displayed a level of skill thatโ€™s through the roof! So bloody impressive, a joy to watch.

I was watching the replay on Sunday and my third-born walked through the room, glanced at the TV ย then did a double-take. He said โ€œgeez mum, if it wasnโ€™t for all those ponytails flying around youโ€™d think this was the men playing.โ€ย 


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47 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

It's a long 54 hours from here.

And quite wet by the look of it.

31 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And quite wet by the look of it.

Does that mean it's time to start drinking?

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿคง๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซข๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿซค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿค

I was ruminating over a ban, but in considering how much of your life you must have wasted doing all those emojiis, I have put you on a good behaviour bond.

Edited by Redleg

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

I was ruminating over a ban, but in considering how much of your life you must have wasted doing all those emojiis, I have put you on a good behaviour bond.

No relation to James Bond, I hope ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคช


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Strangely quiet on DL.

Everyone on the weather app.

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2 hours ago, layzie said:

A little too quiet, might take a ban.ย 

A ban would make it even quieter.

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14 hours ago, Redleg said:

Strangely quiet on DL.

Everyone on the weather app.

Clearly the calm before the storm ...

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Ever the pessimist, I have no confidence about a win tonight.

I canโ€™t wait for the umpires to pull out a performance of the ages.

I just see everything going wrong for us.

Wish I had a different mentality and love to be shown wrong.


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