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On 8/24/2023 at 7:48 PM, daisycutter said:

how come our aflw team are playing their opening home game at the bagger's flea pit instead of casey?

and even unfurling their premiership flag at that god forsaken den of iniquity

ffs

It was our team’s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that it’s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

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3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It was our team’s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that it’s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tyla Hanks. 

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Curious that so much football has got onto here. And seemingly triggered by there being 'no football' out there.

@DeelightfulPlay, I did try to do my bit; I went looking to see if Aunty Donna did a banana sketch.

They do.

Shall we say, they've come quite a way since then...

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9 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It was our team’s choice. Princes Park holds more people and is accessible to more fans being that it’s so close to the city. It has seating and food and beverage outlets. Besides that, the girls love playing at Princes Park and have never lost a match there.

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tylah Hanks. 

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26 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Curious that so much football has got onto here. And seemingly triggered by there being 'no football' out there.

@DeelightfulPlay, I did try to do my bit; I went looking to see if Aunty Donna did a banana sketch.

They do.

Shall we say, they've come quite a way since then...

Not curious all that footy is on the thread, as this is the everything thread, except two topics and on a footy forum, footy is a big part of everything.

Looks like a quiet few days on DL coming up.

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5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not curious all that footy is on the thread, as this is the everything thread, except two topics and on a footy forum, footy is a big part of everything.

Looks like a quiet few days on DL coming up.

Tongue.

Cheek.

😊

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

Oh the salty curmudgeon has reappeared.

Ok I held a Tribunal hearing and in typical AFL fashion, went against the evidence and made up a decision.

I have banned my self for 7 minutes.

I will not appeal, as Carlton lawyers are unavailable.

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12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Red, do this thread a favour and ban those [censored] emoji illiteracies !!!

Oh ..... also ban yourself for using one.

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3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Kept the record intact and looked good.

Like the look of Campbell, has size and when she learns the way they play could be a very handy player.

My favourite female Dee just keeps killing them, what a beauty you are Tylah Hanks. 

The whole day/night was absolutely wonderful. The atmosphere was incredible and the pregame activities were nothing short of spectacular. Then the game… chef’s kiss.

It’s often noted that the skill levels in W matches have improved with each season. Our girls displayed a level of skill that’s through the roof! So bloody impressive, a joy to watch.

I was watching the replay on Sunday and my third-born walked through the room, glanced at the TV  then did a double-take. He said “geez mum, if it wasn’t for all those ponytails flying around you’d think this was the men playing.” 

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3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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I was ruminating over a ban, but in considering how much of your life you must have wasted doing all those emojiis, I have put you on a good behaviour bond.

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7 hours ago, Redleg said:

I was ruminating over a ban, but in considering how much of your life you must have wasted doing all those emojiis, I have put you on a good behaviour bond.

No relation to James Bond, I hope 😆🤪

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Ever the pessimist, I have no confidence about a win tonight.

I can’t wait for the umpires to pull out a performance of the ages.

I just see everything going wrong for us.

Wish I had a different mentality and love to be shown wrong.

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