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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Re-discovered these a few weeks back courtesy of my lil storm cloud.

Forgot how much better than a Tim Tam they are and you have a cheerful time eating them as well apparently.  Unbeatable for $2.25 atm!

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Real value there.

 

If I had my way, Easter eggs would be in supermarkets every day of the year. Not the cheap and nasty ones, Cadbury being the minimum in quality. 

21 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

If I had my way, Easter eggs would be in supermarkets every day of the year. Not the cheap and nasty ones, Cadbury being the minimum in quality. 

if you are an easter egg connoisseur these are for you

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29 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

if you are an easter egg connoisseur these are for you

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If they are hard nougat, they will find their way to Chateau Redleg.

34 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

if you are an easter egg connoisseur these are for you

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Must. Have. Some. Immediately. Stat!


6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

If they are hard nougat, they will find their way to Chateau Redleg.

No, no, no! Soft nougat or re-gifted. 

10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

If they are hard nougat, they will find their way to Chateau Redleg.

soft and very creamy. also very yummy

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Must. Have. Some. Immediately. Stat!

i/2 price at Easter Egg Warehouse Logo

but maybe out of season so check best by date

 
46 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

if you are an easter egg connoisseur these are for you

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Is the nougat in these the same consistency as a Milky way?

10 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Is the nougat in these the same consistency as a Milky way?

i've never stooped that low to even know 


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21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

soft and very creamy. also very yummy

Soft nougat is for wimps.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Soft nougat is for wimps.

soft or hard are both ok. it's the quality that counts

i do admit though that soft nougat is preferred by toothless filth supporters regardless of quality

20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm retiring for the night - you can all GAGF !!!

What does that mean: is it to do with Egregious????

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Soft nougat is for wimps.

No sorry   I  break my teeth on too hard mintees,  And I do not consider myself a womp !

So it needs to be sodt  preferably in dark chocolate.

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30 minutes ago, 640MD said:

No sorry   I  break my teeth on too hard mintees,  And I do not consider myself a womp !

So it needs to be sodt  preferably in dark chocolate.

Harden up, we are getting too soft.


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i do admit though that soft nougat is preferred by toothless filth supporters regardless of quality

fast GIF

24 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You're the [censored] poet - work it out!

Yes: this is trypical Romsey repartee: I went to school with Romsey boys, they were all uncouth, one was even a Templar!!!

27 minutes ago, Monbon said:

Yes: this is trypical Romsey repartee: I went to school with Romsey boys, they were all uncouth, one was even a Templar!!!

 

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36 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

 

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Farts mean nothing to me: I am a profound flatulater, and so is my wife.


A fart means nought to me. It is part of life, like drinking cammomile: my wife and I are world champions. We also vie for number one in the world champion snoring steaks. ( sic) . 

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Just now, Monbon said:

A fart means nought to me. It is part of life, like drinking cammomile: my wife and I are world champions. We also vie for number one in the world champion snoring steaks. ( sic) . 

In fact, these fundamental aspects of human existence go totally unencucumbered in our blissful domain.

1 hour ago, Monbon said:

Yes: this is trypical Romsey repartee: I went to school with Romsey boys, they were all uncouth, one was even a Templar!!!

Yes, trypical as in Trype...Like my Trypewriter...

 
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Wow it’s getting a bit testy on here.

Has somebody sling tacked someone?

2 hours ago, Monbon said:

A fart means nought to me. It is part of life, like drinking cammomile: my wife and I are world champions. We also vie for number one in the world champion snoring steaks. ( sic) . 

...."Wherever thou art wherever thou be, always let thy wind go free.  For the holding of the wind was the death of me"...

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