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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

How do you St Albans people choose which items to shoplift?

We have a shopping list. 

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    We have a shopping list. 

    Who was that stolen from?

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    St Albans is a horrid place. My first 'girlfriend', Wendy, and I broke up because she confessed she was in love with Don Moodie who played in a band called The Groop. She nearly killed me.

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    12 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    St Albans is a horrid place. My first 'girlfriend', Wendy, and I broke up because she confessed she was in love with Don Moodie who played in a band called The Groop. She nearly killed me.

    Failure. Clearly wasn't a true snorbs girl !!!

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    33 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Who was that stolen from?

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    From Snorbs Woollies. There’s something very satisfying about shoplifting from a store using a shopping list shoplifted from the same store. 😏

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    35 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    St Albans is a horrid place. My first 'girlfriend', Wendy, and I broke up because she confessed she was in love with Don Moodie who played in a band called The Groop. She nearly killed me.

    Ronnie Charles up front. They played at my school for a fund raiser.

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    On 5/9/2023 at 4:38 PM, Monbon said:

    No politics, please: this is an adult discussion about Flake and Violet Crumbles: please stick to the issue!

    The ALDI timtam knockoff is better than the real thing!!!   The firmer biscuit lasts that little bit longer when dunked in the coffee.  (lobs grenade and scurries off)

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    18 minutes ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

    The ALDI timtam knockoff is better than the real thing!!!   The firmer biscuit lasts that little bit longer when dunked in the coffee.  (lobs grenade and scurries off)

    What is an Aldi Tim Tam knockoff?

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    27 minutes ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

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    This is not a Tim Tam.

    What will they think of next?

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am suffering memory loss.

    I have absolutely no recollection of a Mintex bar.

    I wonder if I have been hypnotised.

    You are not alone Mr. Leg. Perhaps we have both been hypnotised. Then again it may be among all the bad demon day memories  I have suppressed. 

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    in case all of you were perplexed and confused and researching, the tex bar referred to was the hoadley's tex bar and bears no resemblance to the later (in oz) nestle tex bar which was an imported american piece of rubbish more closely related to an aero type of bar.

    Hoadley's was a melbourne company. They then merged with pommy rowntrees to become rowntree-hoadley, Eventually they sold out to nestle who dropped many hoadley originalls including the original hoadley tex bar known (quite rightly) as the "king of chocolate bars".

    so put that in ya pipe and smoke it 

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    15 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

    The ALDI timtam knockoff is better than the real thing!!!   The firmer biscuit lasts that little bit longer when dunked in the coffee.  (lobs grenade and scurries off)

    Aldi " Stella Artois" is pretty good @ 1.50 a bottle.

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    The scorched peanut bar, now we are talking. Up there with the white knight.

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    18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

    Irony  much

    Shape of a Pattie ??  meh

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    The scorched peanut bar, now we are talking. Up there with the white knight.

    Oooh baby now we're talking.

    Warning....May contain peanuts.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    The scorched peanut bar, now we are talking. Up there with the white knight.

    You could always chuck  in the pool to clear unwanted guests out.

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    26 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    You could always chuck  in the pool to clear unwanted guests out.

    That was the Polly waffle

     

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    31 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

    You could always chuck  in the pool to clear unwanted guests out.

    A Chokito in the water had the desired effect

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    Not only looked like a terd, tasted like one too! Or so I'm told.

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    22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Failure. Clearly wasn't a true snorbs girl !!!

    I failed to mention Moodie worked at the St Albans branch of the State Bank - humble beginnings - then again, I can better that, I cleaned the dunnies at the State Bank Head Office, corner Swanston and Bourke, when my first wife left me - and my girlfriend lived in Albion, round the corner from where I lived. Her dad once asked my mum if she wanted to see ths lights of Keilor from the top of the southern hill overlooking the main drag. My mother took me along to ride shot gun... 

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    40 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    I failed to mention Moodie worked at the St Albans branch of the State Bank - humble beginnings - then again, I can better that, I cleaned the dunnies at the State Bank Head Office, corner Swanston and Bourke, when my first wife left me - and my girlfriend lived in Albion, round the corner from where I lived. Her dad once asked my mum if she wanted to see ths lights of Keilor from the top of the southern hill overlooking the main drag. My mother took me along to ride shot gun... 

    You must have been on serious drugs Monbon. State Bank headquarters was Elizabeth and Bourke

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You must have been on serious drugs Monbon. State Bank headquarters was Elizabeth and Bourke

    That’s now CBA head office.

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    Since we won I will give you all a treat and remind you of the nougat bar.

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    15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You must have been on serious drugs Monbon. State Bank headquarters was Elizabeth and Bourke

    No drugs: just a temporary memory loss: I have had 93 jobs, after all, hated 89 of them. Then again, reading Camus and Dostoevsky after I'd cleaned the dunnies, being paid to sit out till 9PM..... Yep, Elizabeth street, Bourke St corner, I was there when it flooded in 1971 or so, had walked down through the rain from Alcoa's Head Office, corner Bourke and Williams, title Accounts Clerk, to watch the streets being 'swept away'. I was a great poet in them days....

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