The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

12 hours ago, Redleg said:

I used to like chocolate covered peanuts.

I wonder what would happen if JVR's representative simply flashed the photo of JVR with his fist near the ball, to the Tribunal and said dismiss this ridiculous charge now, unless you want to make the game a complete joke.

Could that be all that is needed to get this ridiculous suspension overturned?

So did I until they were appointed to the Tribunal ... :-)

[beelzebub 23,392]

Thankgod for this thread....sanctuary from all that other nonsense. 

Might settle back with a......

[AzzKikA 2,371]

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Thankgod for this thread....sanctuary from all that other nonsense. 

Might settle back with a......

Settle back with a cup of frozen pee?

Edited May 10, 2023 by AzzKikA

[beelzebub 23,392]

6 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Settle back with a cup of frozen pee?

Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

[AzzKikA 2,371]

8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

Yes, yes I do and stating that it's odd IS judging.... Jerk. 🤣

[leave it to deever 17,618]

Ha, Just sold my homing pigeon on Gumtree for the 28th time now.

[layzie 34,528]

11 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

That reminds me, need to get bananas. 

[Redleg 42,156]

I wonder if more bananas curve to the left or the right?

[layzie 34,528]

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

I wonder if more bananas curve to the left or the right?

Would be keen to read the surveys. 

[Redleg 42,156]

17 minutes ago, layzie said:

Would be keen to read the surveys. 

Yes and I also wonder if bananas curve from the top down, or the bottom up.

[daisycutter 30,021]

51 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I wonder if more bananas curve to the left or the right?

to the left or right of what?

[Redleg 42,156]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

to the left or right of what?

Of straight.

[daisycutter 30,021]

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Of straight.

put one on the table, bends to the right

flip it over, bends to the left

your mission if you accept it, is to determine why

[Redleg 42,156]

39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

put one on the table, bends to the right

flip it over, bends to the left

your mission if you accept it, is to determine why

I hear an echo.

[beelzebub 23,392]

30 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I hear an echo.

an answer to our sound....

[Little Goffy 14,963]

In an experimentally controlled zero-gravity vacuum, bananas are straight.

On their home planet, Bananas form perfect toroids and maintain neutral buoyancy in the atmosphere.

As per this report from the International Atomic Energy Agency;

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0029-5515/24/1/008

The toroidal banana drift regime of neoclassical diffusion in helical solenoids

Abstract

The processes of transport in helical solenoids are considered within the framework of neoclassical diffusion theory. The banana kinetic equation is used to determine the diffusion fluxes of particles and heat in the toroidal banana drift regime (super banana diffusion) for the case of effective collision frequencies lower than the banana precession frequency.

[Monbon 1,840]

51 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

In an experimentally controlled zero-gravity vacuum, bananas are straight.

On their home planet, Bananas form perfect toroids and maintain neutral buoyancy in the atmosphere.

As per this report from the International Atomic Energy Agency;

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/0029-5515/24/1/008

The toroidal banana drift regime of neoclassical diffusion in helical solenoids

Abstract

The processes of transport in helical solenoids are considered within the framework of neoclassical diffusion theory. The banana kinetic equation is used to determine the diffusion fluxes of particles and heat in the toroidal banana drift regime (super banana diffusion) for the case of effective collision frequencies lower than the banana precession frequency.

Oh no: the bananas are back!

[Redleg 42,156]

13 minutes ago, Monbon said:

Oh no: the bananas are back!

Never left.

[AzzKikA 2,371]

[Monbon 1,840]

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Never left.

Surely they're al brown by now, not fit for anything but compost or banana cake - same thing.

[Redleg 42,156]

1 hour ago, Monbon said:

Surely they're al brown by now, not fit for anything but compost or banana cake - same thing.

We use cryogenics on this thread, no brown bananas.

[daisycutter 30,021]

1 hour ago, Monbon said:

Surely they're al brown by now, not fit for anything but compost or banana cake - same thing.

if you want to see brown bananas monbon, you should become a dorks supporter

you'll see 18 of them on the field every week

[Little Goffy 14,963]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

if you want to see brown bananas monbon, you should become a dorks supporter

you'll see 18 of them on the field every week

There's brown bananas, and there's brown bananas, but then there's the ones that have rotted on the inside first.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,101]

5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

put one on the table, bends to the right

flip it over, bends to the left

your mission if you accept it, is to determine why

What happens if you turn the table? Does that reverse the banana's polarity?

[leave it to deever 17,618]

20 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Yes, yes I do and stating that it's odd IS judging.... Jerk. 🤣

You have an awesome sense of humour.