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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Phone.

Do you store images as RAW ( large files ) or JPEGS ? 

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    @Redleg what is the source of photos ? 

    Camera, Phone ?? 

    Oh yeah...Chocolate Bullets  😉

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    Sacre' bleu Bubs.... Darryl Lee versions only pls!

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    15 hours ago, redandbluemakepurple said:

    Who do you want to dig you out of the snow, a St Bernards or a beagle with ambition?

    The political system has thrown up Prime Ministers Morrison, Abbot, Rudd, Turnbull, Keating, etc.   Shrinking violets to the man with hubris unknown.  Be Afwaid be vewy vewy Afwaid — (Elmer Fudd c. 1956)  Any mention of a recent State Premiers will cause this thread to self-combust.

    No politics, please: this is an adult discussion about Flake and Violet Crumbles: please stick to the issue!

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    6 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Not seen those... 

    Please refrain from showing lollies: I'm on a diet.

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    1 minute ago, Monbon said:

    No politics, please: this is an adult discussion about Flake and Violet Crumbles: please stick to the issue!

    I agree, there is no room for political filth in the gentlemanly topic.

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    Which fool came up with the idea for Raspberry bullets?

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    39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Which fool came up with the idea for Raspberry bullets?

    Dum Dums are more efficient.

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Which fool came up with the idea for Raspberry bullets?

    It's a little bit left of the universe.

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    12 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I used to like chocolate covered peanuts.

    I wonder what would happen if JVR's representative simply flashed the photo of JVR with his fist near the ball, to the Tribunal and said dismiss this ridiculous charge now, unless you want to make the game a complete joke.

    Could that be all that is needed to get this ridiculous suspension overturned?

    So did I until they were appointed to the Tribunal ... :-)

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    Thankgod for this thread....sanctuary from all that other nonsense. 

    Might settle back with a......

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Thankgod for this thread....sanctuary from all that other nonsense. 

    Might settle back with a......

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    Settle back with a cup of frozen pee?

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    6 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    Settle back with a cup of frozen pee?

    Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

    That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

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    8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

    That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

    Yes, yes I do and stating that it's odd IS judging.... Jerk. 🤣

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    11 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Why no.... do you normally stick a banana in yours ? 🤔

    That's quite odd,  but I'm not here to judge .

    That reminds me, need to get bananas. 

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    I wonder if more bananas curve to the left or the right?

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    I wonder if more bananas curve to the left or the right?

    Would be keen to read the surveys. 

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    17 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Would be keen to read the surveys. 

    Yes and I also wonder if bananas curve from the top down, or the bottom up.

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    51 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I wonder if more bananas curve to the left or the right?

    to the left or right of what?

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    to the left or right of what?

    Of straight.

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    9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Of straight.

    put one on the table, bends to the right

    flip it over, bends to the left

    your mission if you accept it, is to determine why

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    39 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    put one on the table, bends to the right

    flip it over, bends to the left

    your mission if you accept it, is to determine why

    I hear an echo.

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    30 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I hear an echo.

    an answer to our sound....

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