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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's a very creative solution dc !

I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

There’s an app for that, a D.I.Y. app. “Yourself” being the operative word. 

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    30 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

    just thinking aloud

    Please don’t put ideas in his head, Daise!

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    5 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I'm in 

    Who under 80 years old knits?

    Do they even make knitting needles still?

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    You’re all depraved, so I’m gonna change the subject.

     I wonder if Hibbo eats these on GameDay…

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    PIGADEES!!!!

     

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Who under 80 years old knits?

    Do they even make knitting needles still?

    Your Uncle Bitter is a patient man WCW. 

    I'd let you have a few tries at getting it right.

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    3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You’re all depraved, so I’m gonna change the subject.

     I wonder if Hibbo eats these on GameDay…

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    PIGADEES!!!!

     

    Maybe Percy Pigs?

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your Uncle Bitter is a patient man WCW. 

    I'd let you have a few tries at getting it right.

    I’d sooner stick the knitting needles into my eyeballs.

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    1 minute ago, demosaw said:

    Maybe Percy Pigs?

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    Wow, they look even cheaper and nastier than PIGaDEES.

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    16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Who under 80 years old knits?

    Do they even make knitting needles still?

    That's a shame, was hoping you might have had the gift.

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    That's a tad negative WCW!

    Hey! Don’t forget when I first joined DL you made me cry by telling me I’m too positive! Does the name “Pollyanna” ring a bell? It should coz that’s what you called me. Now you’ve an issue with me being negative??!! 

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    1 minute ago, doc roet said:

    I'd like to see that. One side red,the other blue. I'ii even donate the wool.

    Please stop encouraging him!!!

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    4 minutes ago, layzie said:

    That's a shame, was hoping you might have had the gift.

    Gift? GIFT???? How on earth is wrapping bits of wool around each other with sticks a gift????

    LOL I went to a Catholic girls school and they made us learn knitting. Sister Margaret Mary said we’d need to be able to knit our husbands jumpers. I asked her what if we don’t end up with a husband coz maybe we don’t want one. I got detention. True story. 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Please don’t put ideas in his head, Daise!

    i just couldn't bear to think of anyone (uncle included) freezing away in far flung romsey and knowing what a compassionate woman you are

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

    The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

     

    Duly acknowledged and you no doubt will acknowledge my correct statement that the Schach would debut for us Saturday.

    If I told you I love ❤️ Malibu the drink, would you hold it against me.

    It doesn’t come in cardboard btw.

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Duly acknowledged and you no doubt will acknowledge my correct statement that the Schach would debut for us Saturday.

    If I told you I love ❤️ Malibu the drink, would you hold it against me.

    It doesn’t come in cardboard btw.

    does it come in jeroboams?   asking for a friend

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    59 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Duly acknowledged and you no doubt will acknowledge my correct statement that the Schach would debut for us Saturday.

    If I told you I love ❤️ Malibu the drink, would you hold it against me.

    It doesn’t come in cardboard btw.

    Actually.....it does.....Screenshot_20230427-223506_Google.jpg.e4e4026c104888566c28acdd3f8542eb.jpg

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Gift? GIFT???? How on earth is wrapping bits of wool around each other with sticks a gift????

    LOL I went to a Catholic girls school and they made us learn knitting. Sister Margaret Mary said we’d need to be able to knit our husbands jumpers. I asked her what if we don’t end up with a husband coz maybe we don’t want one. I got detention. True story. 

    Hey my gran is an exceptional knitter! Very gifted with the sticks 👌 

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i just couldn't bear to think of anyone (uncle included) freezing away in far flung romsey and knowing what a compassionate woman you are

    He chooses to live in far flung Romsey!
    Bagging my suburb is almost a hobby to him, but at least here in Snorbs we enjoy clement temperatures. 

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    He chooses to live in far flung Romsey!
    Bagging my suburb is almost a hobby to him, but at least here in Snorbs we enjoy clement temperatures. 

    you should hear what he says about borewood, ☹️ cuts me to the quick

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    19 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    does it come in jeroboams?   asking for a friend

    Probably not, but I would love one if it did.

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    18 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Actually.....it does.....Screenshot_20230427-223506_Google.jpg.e4e4026c104888566c28acdd3f8542eb.jpg

    Unbelievable.

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