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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

or another sociopath on the spectrum, r&b ?

I have long considered myself the only sane poster on this thread.

I have seen no evidence to change that view.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I have long considered myself the only sane poster on this thread.

    I have seen no evidence to change that view.

    Perhaps you need to read the writings of Confucius.

    He once wrote “that man under car with tool, not necessarily mechanic.”

    That is very apt here.

    Uncle Bitter, when you look in the mirror, do you see yourself as you are, or as you want to be?

     

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Perhaps you need to read the writings of Confucius.

    He once wrote “that man under car with tool, not necessarily mechanic.”

    That is very apt here.

    Uncle Bitter, when you look in the mirror, do you see yourself as you are, or as you want to be?

     

    Good heavens Red!

    What a philosophical mix! It's making my brain more scrambled than my breakfast eggs.

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Good heavens Red!

    What a philosophical mix! It's making my brain more scrambled than my breakfast eggs.

    I think I may have reached a state of confusion.

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    I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

    The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

     

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

    The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

     

    Good judgement no doubt 

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

    The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

     

    i always knew your crystal balls were reliable, uncle 🤣

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sadly not the most practical appendages during a Romsey winter dc .

    maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

    just thinking aloud

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

    just thinking aloud

    That's a very creative solution dc !

    I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

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    13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    That's a very creative solution dc !

    I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

    Some things just can’t be done on zoom.

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    13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    That's a very creative solution dc !

    I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

    no need uncle, i think she already has your measure  

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    26 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

    just thinking aloud

    I'm in 

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    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    That's a very creative solution dc !

    I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

    There’s an app for that, a D.I.Y. app. “Yourself” being the operative word. 

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    30 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

    just thinking aloud

    Please don’t put ideas in his head, Daise!

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    5 minutes ago, layzie said:

    I'm in 

    Who under 80 years old knits?

    Do they even make knitting needles still?

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    You’re all depraved, so I’m gonna change the subject.

     I wonder if Hibbo eats these on GameDay…

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    PIGADEES!!!!

     

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Who under 80 years old knits?

    Do they even make knitting needles still?

    Your Uncle Bitter is a patient man WCW. 

    I'd let you have a few tries at getting it right.

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    3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You’re all depraved, so I’m gonna change the subject.

     I wonder if Hibbo eats these on GameDay…

    2C9266E5-D856-45FE-8451-23DEC0D53E77.thumb.jpeg.cbf2b270cc864597542dc59fb7d6390a.jpeg

    PIGADEES!!!!

     

    Maybe Percy Pigs?

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Your Uncle Bitter is a patient man WCW. 

    I'd let you have a few tries at getting it right.

    I’d sooner stick the knitting needles into my eyeballs.

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    1 minute ago, demosaw said:

    Maybe Percy Pigs?

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    Wow, they look even cheaper and nastier than PIGaDEES.

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    16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Who under 80 years old knits?

    Do they even make knitting needles still?

    That's a shame, was hoping you might have had the gift.

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