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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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25 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good craic !

What crocodile?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Well hello “ radiance”” and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.

    Back atchya Red 😘

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    you must be related, red

    aine and her red mare

    Aine, Queen of the Faeries " Art Board Print for Sale by DawnOTheShed | Redbubble

    I’ve never seen this, Daise. So I Google imaged it and found a better version of it…

    5F50E84E-CF89-483A-A33A-A3E592E9F9F2.thumb.jpeg.74ceb94ab014ad4aced1aa70968d16b3.jpeg

    😁

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    6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Lucky bugger-all people read this thread (only a special few of us anyways) else everyone would now know my name. My assumed name that is, for my real name is Áine, pronounced awn-ya. Hadda anglicise it upon emigrating to Australia since I didn’t like being called “ayne” which rhymes with “pain” if you get my drift. 😭

    Sounds like "Gawn ya" to me - a true red-and-blue name if there ever was one!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Well hello “ radiance”” and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.

    Congratulations Red for authoring the most vomit inducing post I've ever seen on Demonland.!

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    27 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Congratulations Red for authoring the most vomit inducing post I've ever seen on Demonland.!

    Red would love Mary Poppins !

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    10 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Red would love Mary Poppins !

    An incisive observation Ernie.

    BTW. Glad to see you've resurrected ......... yet again !!!!

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    An incisive observation Ernie.

    BTW. Glad to see you've resurrected ......... yet again !!!!

    As you know Uncle, I’m not a well man. 

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I was just contemplating how mundane my life has become, when the highlight of it is this thread on a fan forum.

    You could always do a "Lawyer X"

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    22 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Dearest WCW, do not descend to Uncle Bitter or his nephew Neil’s level, as even Australia’s biggest crane won’t be able to reach down into the hole you will find yourself in.

    You must remain an on top of the ground type of girl.

    Hang on. BBO is really my uncle?

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    22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I have to say that constantly being maligned and made the butt of jokes on this thread is wearing me down.

    I'll admit I like a drink a bit overmuch .... and yes , I have a triple x gut ... but I'm really quite a sensitive chap. You know .... I'm basically a  if you [censored] me do I not bleed type of fellow.

     

    I'm trying to understand why the word "cut" was censored. Perhaps I don't need an answer to that.

    Oh, oh, oh, I've just read your entreaty again ....... are you Andrew O'Keefe? Not sure about the triple x gut but that could be to put everyone off the trail. He is of Irish descent but I'm not sure if he owns a Kaftan or three.

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    3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’ve never seen this, Daise. So I Google imaged it and found a better version of it…

    5F50E84E-CF89-483A-A33A-A3E592E9F9F2.thumb.jpeg.74ceb94ab014ad4aced1aa70968d16b3.jpeg

    😁

    I tried dr google too, and this is what i got.....

    Head Swollen GIF - Head Swollen - Discover & Share GIFs

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    21 minutes ago, dworship said:

    I'm trying to understand why the word "cut" was censored. Perhaps I don't need an answer to that.

    Oh, oh, oh, I've just read your entreaty again ....... are you Andrew O'Keefe? Not sure about the triple x gut but that could be to put everyone off the trail. He is of Irish descent but I'm not sure if he owns a Kaftan or three.

    The quote I was referencing is from The Merchant of Venice . " if you [censored] us do we not bleed"

    Edit. Even The Bard gets barred by the immoderators !

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    22 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Protection from Fritta that is. Everyone else thought it was funny, especially his parents. Fritta, not so much. He seemed most unimpressed. 

    That might have been because you were sleeping in his room. What did Vonnie think, about the plush toy, not the sleeping in his room part.

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    6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    The quote I was referencing is from The Merchant of Venice . " if you [censored] us do we not bleed"

     

    Most edifying, I'm starting to think you are being maligned unjustly. A man of culture who refuses to misspell the work of Shakespeare in order to circumvent the censorship rules.

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Congratulations Red for authoring the most vomit inducing post I've ever seen on Demonland.!

    I am always happy to be announced as the best at something and this is another accolade for my scrap book. I am overwhelmed.

    I would like to thank all those who have helped me along the way.

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    2 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Red would love Mary Poppins !

    Who told you? That was only mentioned to my psychiatrist in a session.

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    2 hours ago, hemingway said:

    As you know Uncle, I’m not a well man. 

    You are not alone on this thread.

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    1 hour ago, dworship said:

    You could always do a "Lawyer X"

    What and hide in Uncle Bitter’s manor for the rest of my life?

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    1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Hang on. BBO is really my uncle?

    Only by 🩸 blood. But we can keep the secret if you want.

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    42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    The quote I was referencing is from The Merchant of Venice . " 

    Wasn’t he a used gondola salesman?

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    26 minutes ago, dworship said:

    Most edifying, I'm starting to think you are being maligned unjustly. 

    No one unjustly maligns Uncle Bitter on here.

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    42 minutes ago, dworship said:

    That might have been because you were sleeping in his room. What did Vonnie think, about the plush toy, not the sleeping in his room part.

    I don’t know who Vonnie is. But whoever he/she is I’m sure he/she loved the mini Fritta bear because from what I saw Fritta was the only one not laughing and I think I even got a little eye roll from him. 

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    8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    What and hide in Uncle Bitter’s manor for the rest of my life?

    Butlering is an admirable profession, if you play your cards right you might even be in charge of the maids.

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    1 hour ago, dworship said:

    Butlering is an admirable profession, if you play your cards right you might even be in charge of the maids.

    That’s ok if you didn’t have to keep giving them money 💰 to feed the meters.

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