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22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have to say that constantly being maligned and made the butt of jokes on this thread is wearing me down.

I'll admit I like a drink a bit overmuch .... and yes , I have a triple x gut ... but I'm really quite a sensitive chap. You know .... I'm basically a  if you [censored] me do I not bleed type of fellow.

 

I'm trying to understand why the word "cut" was censored. Perhaps I don't need an answer to that.

Oh, oh, oh, I've just read your entreaty again ....... are you Andrew O'Keefe? Not sure about the triple x gut but that could be to put everyone off the trail. He is of Irish descent but I'm not sure if he owns a Kaftan or three.

 
3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ve never seen this, Daise. So I Google imaged it and found a better version of it…

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I tried dr google too, and this is what i got.....

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21 minutes ago, dworship said:

I'm trying to understand why the word "cut" was censored. Perhaps I don't need an answer to that.

Oh, oh, oh, I've just read your entreaty again ....... are you Andrew O'Keefe? Not sure about the triple x gut but that could be to put everyone off the trail. He is of Irish descent but I'm not sure if he owns a Kaftan or three.

The quote I was referencing is from The Merchant of Venice . " if you [censored] us do we not bleed"

Edit. Even The Bard gets barred by the immoderators !

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22 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Protection from Fritta that is. Everyone else thought it was funny, especially his parents. Fritta, not so much. He seemed most unimpressed. 

That might have been because you were sleeping in his room. What did Vonnie think, about the plush toy, not the sleeping in his room part.

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6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The quote I was referencing is from The Merchant of Venice . " if you [censored] us do we not bleed"

 

Most edifying, I'm starting to think you are being maligned unjustly. A man of culture who refuses to misspell the work of Shakespeare in order to circumvent the censorship rules.


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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Congratulations Red for authoring the most vomit inducing post I've ever seen on Demonland.!

I am always happy to be announced as the best at something and this is another accolade for my scrap book. I am overwhelmed.

I would like to thank all those who have helped me along the way.

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2 hours ago, hemingway said:

Red would love Mary Poppins !

Who told you? That was only mentioned to my psychiatrist in a session.

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2 hours ago, hemingway said:

As you know Uncle, I’m not a well man. 

You are not alone on this thread.

 
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1 hour ago, dworship said:

You could always do a "Lawyer X"

What and hide in Uncle Bitter’s manor for the rest of my life?

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1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

Hang on. BBO is really my uncle?

Only by 🩸 blood. But we can keep the secret if you want.


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42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The quote I was referencing is from The Merchant of Venice . " 

Wasn’t he a used gondola salesman?

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26 minutes ago, dworship said:

Most edifying, I'm starting to think you are being maligned unjustly. 

No one unjustly maligns Uncle Bitter on here.

42 minutes ago, dworship said:

That might have been because you were sleeping in his room. What did Vonnie think, about the plush toy, not the sleeping in his room part.

I don’t know who Vonnie is. But whoever he/she is I’m sure he/she loved the mini Fritta bear because from what I saw Fritta was the only one not laughing and I think I even got a little eye roll from him. 

8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What and hide in Uncle Bitter’s manor for the rest of my life?

Butlering is an admirable profession, if you play your cards right you might even be in charge of the maids.

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1 hour ago, dworship said:

Butlering is an admirable profession, if you play your cards right you might even be in charge of the maids.

That’s ok if you didn’t have to keep giving them money 💰 to feed the meters.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

No one unjustly maligns Uncle Bitter on here.

Are you suggesting that any malgining of BBO is by definition just? 😆

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2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Are you suggesting that any malgining of BBO is by definition just? 😆

Do I have to spell it out?

Just now, Redleg said:

Do I have to spell it out?

I-T O-U-T. What is the issue? 😆

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5 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I-T O-U-T. What is the issue? 😆

Have you been drinking Uncle Bitter’s turpentine?

Just now, Redleg said:

Have you been drinking Uncle Bitter’s turpentine?

Nah. I wouldn't clean the dunny with that stuff!


1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Nah. I wouldn't clean the dunny with that stuff!

Eeew, I wouldn't want to clean BBO's dunny with anything.

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Have you been drinking Uncle Bitter’s turpentine?

The Uncle prefers his with a glacé cherry topped with a tiny umbrella. What concerns me most is drinking it from a pint Guinness glass!

Rather tacky.

 
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25 minutes ago, ManDee said:

The Uncle prefers his with a glacé cherry topped with a tiny umbrella. What concerns me most is drinking it from a pint Guinness glass!

Rather tacky.

I am not sure about that, Uncle Bitter is a man’s man and he would probably drink it in a dirty and even cracked glass.

But by night at the manor you can find him with a brilliant shiraz in the finest glassware!


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