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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

the only solution to such technical loop-holes would be just to add the surname [censored] to the banned names list

i'm sure your contacts in the demonland hierarchy could do us that small favour

A great idea DC.

I can see that you are more than just a good looking human being.

Notice how I satisfied the woke minority with my description of you.

 
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WJ can you please arrange to ban the surname of the unmentionable on this thread, or DL in general.

11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A great idea DC.

I can see that you are more than just a good looking human being.

Notice how I satisfied the woke minority with my description of you.

thanks, red. i have no problems being called a rooster or a [censored]

in fact when i was a kid it was common to call male friends  [censored]  (interchangeable with mate, cobber or digger for some)

wow even c.0.c.k (note the zero) got censored 

Edited by daisycutter

 
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Well it’s a new year and I think we have to fix up a major problem on here.

WCW and Uncle Bitters is just too volatile a romantic relationship to continue. It is just too distressing for the posters on here, being dragged into your various issues.

As self appointed Chairman ( Dictator), of the thread, I am decreeing that from now on, the two of you will be platonic best friends only and that should solve the problem.

It’s up to you two now, so enjoy your new best friend.

For the rest of you, I wish you all a happy, healthy and safe New Year and of course another Dees flag, the first of a trifecta of flags for us in the next 3 years.

Bah to you all - particularly lawyers !

As to WCW - good lord ! A demented termagant if ever I've seen one !

I wish myself a prosperous and ever more decadent 2023!


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10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah to you all - particularly lawyers !

As to WCW - good lord ! A demented termagant if ever I've seen one !

I wish myself a prosperous and ever more decadent 2023!

I always new this thread would be very educational.

Now I have learned the meaning of " termagant ".

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I always new this thread would be very educational.

Now I have learned the meaning of " termagant ".

Pleased to have enlightened you Red.

Surely you must agree my usage of that word  was elegant, accurate and appropriate to the context.

19 hours ago, Redleg said:

WJ can you please arrange to ban the surname of the unmentionable on this thread, or DL in general.

One last look then:

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4 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

One last look then:

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A ranga who just got better with age. Woulda thought..


7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

 

Surely you must agree my usage of that word  was elegant, accurate and appropriate to the context.

 

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

A ranga who just got better with age. Woulda thought..

I much prefer Ethan’s description of me. 😉 

2 hours ago, demosaw said:

Here is a Tom Marvolo Riddle for you all - scum tallyhos

I'll go as far as the 'THOMAS', d, but that's it!

2 hours ago, demosaw said:

Here is a Tom Marvolo Riddle for you all - scum tallyhos

This stuff should be banned alongside the unnameable on this site.

I have sat through Harry Potter movies with smelly and disgusting chidlers . An altogether nauseating experience!

On 10/29/2022 at 9:25 AM, old dee said:

Sorry move her out, fill in the lake, remove the bats and we have the best facility in Australia. 

We may have to go over her head...she seems to like the trappings of power. Last year she delayed a flight because passengers weren't allowed to board before her ladyship..she had got lost making her way from the freebies in the chairman's lounge to the gate. True .

But I think Charles is gettable if we give Camilla the number 1 ticket.


14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Next time I'll go with harridan!

*Googles “harridan”*

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*is outraged*

edit: actually, omit the word “old” and I’ll take that description. 😁

#BitchinBossLady

14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This stuff should be banned alongside the unnameable on this site.

I have sat through Harry Potter movies with smelly and disgusting chidlers . An altogether nauseating experience!

Well, don’t subject the poor children to it anymore! Simples. 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Well, don’t subject the poor children to it anymore! Simples. 

uncle bitters is demonland's version of w.c.fields. a raffish, drunken cad with a swaggering machismo and an abiding hatred of children.

what's not to admire and like?

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

*Googles “harridan”*

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*is outraged*

edit: actually, omit the word “old” and I’ll take that description. 😁

#BitchinBossLady

See, when we treat each other respectfully, we get somewhere.

Good to see we are all getting along so well now.

 


17 minutes ago, Apocalypse XXXI said:

You can’t use the word “termagant” on a children friendly format like Demonland. Find another word for it.

 

What’s a synonym for thesaurus so I can look it up there.

2 minutes ago, Deeman said:

What’s a synonym for thesaurus so I can look it up there.

show me the child that would understand the word termagent

21 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

show me the child that would understand the word termagent

Hands up everyone that googled "termagent" 🤳

 
35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

show me the child that would understand the word termagent

there again children are probably more adept at google than adults

On 1/2/2023 at 8:42 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

*Googles “harridan”*

D901DCDA-BD5D-4FE2-A3E2-E13254C1A62C.thumb.jpeg.56861a2bd33e1ada5dd63ad3bdf07982.jpeg


*is outraged*

edit: actually, omit the word “old” and I’ll take that description. 😁

#BitchinBossLady

I think these days we just call them “Karen” 


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