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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

We can win it without Tom.

Just saw Bowey has crossed to North. It is his sister Hannah.

I don't share your confidence. You need good games from KPF's in finals. Right now  we don't have one let alone two.

 
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12 minutes ago, old dee said:

I don't share your confidence. You need good games from KPF's in finals. Right now  we don't have one let alone two.

Hopefully BBB gets back to his best and we then go with Weid getting the 3rd best backman. Atm its looking like Melk/Weid for that spot.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Hopefully BBB gets back to his best and we then go with Weid getting the 3rd best backman. Atm its looking like Melk/Weid for that spot.

One is over the hill and other never managed to climb it. I don't have a problem with milkshake he at least has proven ability. 

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Can we win the next 6 games?

huh?

can we win? we'll s#$% it in.

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56 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

huh?

can we win? we'll s#$% it in.

Love the optimism!


2 minutes ago, layzie said:

That's the spirit. 

Yeah, I think it’s a single malt…

6 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Yeah, I think it’s a single malt…

It better be otherwise I'm not buying..

Starward Nova all the way.

 
9 minutes ago, rpfc said:

Yeah, I think it’s a single malt…

your wish is granted

37.134 Pheasant banana Review - The Dramble

4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

your wish is granted

37.134 Pheasant banana Review - The Dramble

So suggestible…

And of course ‘banana’ is there


10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

your wish is granted

37.134 Pheasant banana Review - The Dramble

Sadly I have not had this one. Lowland single malt. 

1 minute ago, old dee said:

Sadly I have not had this one. Lowland single malt. 

that's 2 things now to look forward to, od

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18 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

your wish is granted

37.134 Pheasant banana Review - The Dramble

Never tasted more than one drop of scotch, didn’t like it and never had it since.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Never tasted more than one drop of scotch, didn’t like it and never had it since.

heathen.   maybe you should give this one a try     might be your damascus moment

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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

heathen.   maybe you should give this one a try     might be your damascus moment

Won’t happen.

Dislike champagne too.


10 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Won’t happen.

Dislike champagne too.

So no taste buds Mr. Leg? 

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2 hours ago, old dee said:

So no taste buds Mr. Leg? 

No, too refined actually.

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Grundy not playing. Howe and Mihocek, who always plays well against us, having fitness tests. Adams out is a plus.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Grundy not playing. Howe and Mihocek, who always plays well against us, having fitness tests. Adams out is a plus.

Howe is… I mean… Howe HAS a pain in the ar*se (corked buttocks). 😁 

Surely he’ll be fine to play this week (?)

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Won’t happen.

Dislike champagne too.

Wonder if there's a banana infused champers 


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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Howe is… I mean… Howe HAS a pain in the ar*se (corked buttocks). 😁 

Surely he’ll be fine to play this week (?)

He had ice on his leg. What was that for? Not sure he will play.

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

He had ice on his leg. What was that for? Not sure he will play.

The AFL injury report states he had a corked upper leg. 

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

 
8 hours ago, old dee said:

I don't share your confidence. You need good games from KPF's in finals. Right now  we don't have one let alone two.

Don’t stress OD. Our game plan doesn’t rely on a gun KPF. Sure they are handy and help, but when our defensive zone, 2 way running, midfield dominance is all in check, then just some kind of “scarecrow” type KF will be more than adequate. 

Biggest myth in football is the mighty demons “forward 50 woes” 

Edited by 1964_2

In apropos to the contents of BTs head

My local coffee shop has put up a notice 'To keep prices low there will be a surcharge of 1.6% on efts'.


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