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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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27 minutes ago, old dee said:

Do you now understand the tread WCW?

Sort of, OD. I mean, it still doesn’t make much sense, but it’s highly entertaining nonetheless. 

 
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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Do you now understand the tread WCW?

Are you suggesting it is a worn tyre?

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Are you suggesting it is a worn tyre?

Nothing a re-tread can’t fix. We don’t want it to end up in landfill. 🙃

 
12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Sort of, OD. I mean, it still doesn’t make much sense, but it’s highly entertaining nonetheless. 

I think you have stumbled on the governments method of operations.

Just as AFL has taken footy from sport to entertainment , incompetent nonentities are moving the necessary actions of government into the realms of playing politics.  People slowly switching off.

Just as the price of bananas has been removed from conciousness so to will Novak now join the ranks of the Biloela two or the unnumbered refugees.

Don't expect any rational or meaningful debate, but it will be entertaining.

Could we start a price comparison with banana price and petrol?

Then again it's all pretty irrelevant now that we are the reigning premiers.

I trust we can maintain the entertainment provided by all our characters and continue winnng in appropriately artistic fashion


The premiership winning feeling.

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27 minutes ago, dpositive said:

I think you have stumbled on the governments method of operations.

Just as AFL has taken footy from sport to entertainment , incompetent nonentities are moving the necessary actions of government into the realms of playing politics.  People slowly switching off.

Just as the price of bananas has been removed from conciousness so to will Novak now join the ranks of the Biloela two or the unnumbered refugees.

Don't expect any rational or meaningful debate, but it will be entertaining.

I sorta lost track of what you were saying so I guess that means I do understand this thread. Or not. Yeah, probably not. 

33 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I sorta lost track of what you were saying so I guess that means I do understand this thread. Or not. Yeah, probably not. 

Correct go to the top of the class, as you pass Go, collect $200

 
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2 hours ago, John Crow Batty said:

The premiership winning feeling.

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I will be having a banana smoothie tonight for my dinner. Part of the Redleg diet.

17 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Sort of, OD. I mean, it still doesn’t make much sense, but it’s highly entertaining nonetheless. 

There is your main mistake it’s not meant to make sense. It has a life all of its own.


15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Are you suggesting it is a worn tyre?

No but I am!

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20 minutes ago, old dee said:

No but I am!

That's what I thought, but I didn't.

This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

For mine, it’s the movie Inception 🥴

On 1/16/2022 at 7:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

so we may be in for a competitive match for a change. 

Classic case of I spoke too soon. 🙄 


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I see aspects of "Deliverance".

Not enough banjo!


22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie !!!   Yet another resurrection !

Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

Hi Ernest I have missed you. That sounds ominous!

I said it more than once and it's one of the true things I have said...

Going on holiday with kids is really going to work with shorts on.

 
4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I see aspects of "Deliverance".

I have it on good authority the director scoured the cwood cheer squad for the yokal roles.


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