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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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For a thread called No TS No BS thereโ€™s an awful lot of TS and BS.ย 

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6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

For a thread called No TS No BS thereโ€™s an awful lot of TS and BS.ย 

you won't find any ts, but.ย  ย  unless your understanding of ts differs from hwfuaย 

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13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you won't find any ts, but.ย  ย  unless your understanding of ts differs from hwfuaย 

I thought TS stood for Talking Sh*it and BS for Bullsh*it

As for HWFUA, I have NFI what that stands for.ย 

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I thought TS stood for Talking Sh*it and BS for Bullsh*it

As for HWFUA, I have NFI what that stands for.ย 

lol

never mind, you've only got 1080 pages to read to work it out

just kidding, should be obvious in first few pages


56 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

lol

never mind, you've only got 1080 pages to read to work it out

just kidding, should be obvious in first few pages

I just read the first few pages. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

and now Iโ€™ve forgotten everything thatโ€™s good in the world.ย 

24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just read the first few pages. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

and now Iโ€™ve forgotten everything thatโ€™s good in the world.ย 

glad you enjoyed it.....keep reading......it actually gets even better

11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

glad you enjoyed it.....keep reading......it actually gets even better

TBH, itโ€™s actually my new hobby. Seriously, thereโ€™s comedy Gold in this thread.ย 

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16 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Whoever he is, heโ€™s well groomed.

Yes one of the premier footballers who played at MFC.


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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

TBH, itโ€™s actually my new hobby. Seriously, thereโ€™s comedy Gold in this thread.ย 

It has become essential reading for 1000โ€™s. I think at one stage it had a higher readership than the Harry Potter ๐Ÿ“š books.

I see it as a vehicle for spreading truth, in a world of misinformation.

44 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It has become essential reading for 1000โ€™s. I think at one stage it had a higher readership than the Harry Potter ๐Ÿ“š books.

I see it as a vehicle for spreading truth, in a world of misinformation.

Hmmm ๐Ÿค” define โ€œtruthโ€

Speaking of definitions I can now say with confidence that I will NOT go to my grave not knowing the definition of โ€œmentionโ€ thanks to your good self. ๐Ÿ˜

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43 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hmmm ๐Ÿค” define โ€œtruthโ€

Speaking of definitions I can now say with confidence that I will NOT go to my grave not knowing the definition of โ€œmentionโ€ thanks to your good self. ๐Ÿ˜

"Truth" are the words that come from my mouth and keyboard.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

It has become essential reading for 1000โ€™s. I think at one stage it had a higher readership than the Harry Potter ๐Ÿ“š books.*

I see it as a vehicle for spreading truth, in a world of misinformation.

* Admittedly, that stage was before JK Rowling released the first of the Harry Potter series.

2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Can not wait for a town to be called โ€œthe big Richardโ€!


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4 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

* Admittedly, that stage was before JK Rowling released the first of the Harry Potter series.

First Harry Potter book published 1997 and this thread started in July 2011.

Pity I didnโ€™t get royalties, like ย JK Rowling.

On 12/26/2021 at 3:10 PM, Redleg said:

First Harry Potter book published 1997 and this thread started in July 2011.

Pity I didnโ€™t get royalties, like ย JK Rowling.

In other words, the Harry Potter series had sold millions of books as well as numerous other sources of finance including a number of movies and you think this thread was more popular?

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6 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

In other words, the Harry Potter series had sold millions of books as well as numerous other sources of finance including a number of movies and you think this thread was more popular?

To the devotees and fans of this thread, there is no doubt it is more popular than Harry Potter.

PS: If you do like Harry Potter, all the movies are being shown currently on Foxtel.

15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

To the devotees and fans of this thread, there is no doubt it is more popular than Harry Potter.

PS: If you do like Harry Potter, all the movies are being shown currently on Foxtel.

My Grand daughter got me into Harry and the crew. I really enjoyed them.

Iโ€™m up to page 10 of reading this thread, and while itโ€™s captivating (at the very least) I donโ€™t know if I can read on. I just saw this post, looked at the date and realised what upcoming match was being referenced. ๐Ÿ˜žย 

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Not sure I can stomach reading the next (hopefully only a couple) of pages.ย 


10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m up to page 10 of reading this thread, and while itโ€™s captivating (at the very least) I donโ€™t know if I can read on. I just saw this post, looked at the date and realised what upcoming match was being referenced. ๐Ÿ˜žย 

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Not sure I can stomach reading the next (hopefully only a couple) of pages.ย 

c'mon wcw, don't give up now. we know you are a real trooper

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

c'mon wcw, don't give up now. we know you are a real trooper

I was worrying unnecessarily. There are only three comments posted after the game and one of them was โ€˜Jaded no moreโ€™ (but when still โ€˜Jadedโ€™) referring to wine as salvation. ๐Ÿ˜„ ย Then no more posts for a fortnight thereafter. ย 
I daresay the post-match thread from that day would be an entirely different story. ๐Ÿ˜‘
Anyways, Iโ€™m only 12 pages in and the price of bananas has ย already dropped from $14.99 per kilo to $9.99. So thereโ€™s that.ย 

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I was worrying unnecessarily. There are only three comments posted after the game and one of them was โ€˜Jaded no moreโ€™ (but when still โ€˜Jadedโ€™) referring to wine as salvation. ๐Ÿ˜„ ย Then no more posts for a fortnight thereafter. ย 
I daresay the post-match thread from that day would be an entirely different story. ๐Ÿ˜‘
Anyways, Iโ€™m only 12 pages in and the price of bananas has ย already dropped from $14.99 per kilo to $9.99. So thereโ€™s that.ย 

You do realise WCW that, as you work your way through this momentous tome, there will be regular testing of its philosophical content, moral implications and how it advances one's understanding of life itself.

Sub standard performance may require penance at The Manor.

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On 12/26/2021 at 9:51 AM, Redleg said:

Yes one of the premier footballers who played at MFC.

Hooray?

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You do realise WCW that, as you work your way through this momentous tome, there will be regular testing of its philosophical content, moral implications and how it advances one's understanding of life itself.

Sub standard performance may require penance at The Manor.

And by penance you do mean 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys. Right?


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