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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Much water has passed under various bridges in the past few years. But you know thing are really getting surreal when we play the filth on QB at the SCG. We can write off last year as a weird aberration on all sort of fronts, but in a vaguely normal year like this one, this coming match will always feel like an asterisk in the historical record.

Banana smoothie, anyone?

 

 
11 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Much water has passed under various bridges in the past few years. But you know thing are really getting surreal when we play the filth on QB at the SCG. We can write off last year as a weird aberration on all sort of fronts, but in a vaguely normal year like this one, this coming match will always feel like an asterisk in the historical record.

Banana smoothie, anyone?

 

Hell yeah! But I’ve run out of bananas again :( 

7 minutes ago, layzie said:

Hell yeah! But I’ve run out of bananas again :( 

Things really are going to pot!

 

FIGJAM is leaving the Filth after they play us!

We need more banana smoothies as life is getting better in 2021.

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

FIGJAM is leaving the Filth after they play us!

We need more banana smoothies as life is getting better in 2021.

I would prefer they had kept him. The might get someone better. 


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3 hours ago, old dee said:

I would prefer they had kept him. The might get someone better. 

They will be very emotional and probably play out of their skins early.

If we stay with them, then hopefully our fitness and game style will overpower them later in the game.

38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

They will be very emotional and probably play out of their skins early.

If we stay with them, then hopefully our fitness and game style will overpower them later in the game.

I was meaning longer term Mr. leg.

4 hours ago, old dee said:

I would prefer they had kept him. The might get someone better. 

Don’t worry it Collingwood and their about to have a civil war. Stock up on the banana smoothies and enjoy the carnage, sorry I mean the show.

 
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18 hours ago, old dee said:

I was meaning longer term Mr. leg.

I know that, I was only discussing Monday’s game.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I know that, I was only discussing Monday’s game.

We will win, all that is left is the size of the difference. 


56 minutes ago, old dee said:

We will win, all that is left is the size of the difference. 

It only Collingwood, their size is extra small.While Melbourne is extra large. It not a fair comparison. 

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4 hours ago, old dee said:

We will win, all that is left is the size of the difference. 

Admire your confidence.

9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Admire your confidence.

It's growing from zero a couple of weeks ago. Still nothing special. Just an boastful  hope!

On 6/11/2021 at 1:48 PM, old dee said:

It's growing from zero a couple of weeks ago. Still nothing special. Just an boastful  hope!

You are becoming a believer 

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

You are becoming a believer 

Boasting hopeful DF.


5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

You are becoming a believer 

Daydream Believer was one of my favourite Monkees songs. In fact I’m humming the song as I write. 

And it was a nice bottle of red. 

11 hours ago, hemingway said:

Daydream Believer was one of my favourite Monkees songs. In fact I’m humming the song as I write. 

And it was a nice bottle of red. 

Those were the days my friend we thought …………

Let us NEVER discuss what happened on Monday!  What a filthy day!

12 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Let us NEVER discuss what happened on Monday!  What a filthy day!

My confidence is back to zero DF. This club has half a century history of disappointing fans and I see nothing that will change my mind. Every week I have been  waiting for yesterday's result. In previous weeks our improved skill level has won us games but yesterday we saw the MFC do the normal, lose a game that their skill level should have won by 10 goals. The tradition continues. 

On 6/12/2021 at 11:25 PM, hemingway said:

Daydream Believer was one of my favourite Monkees songs. In fact I’m humming the song as I write. 

And it was a nice bottle of red. 

The Monkees !!! FMD you were dead then

How about the Everly Bros or even the big O ?

Edited by Bitter but optimistic
Typo


On 6/11/2021 at 3:36 PM, Redleg said:

Admire your confidence.

Seriously misplaced. 

On the news and in the papers there’s been much ado about Geelong potentially losing 900k if no crowds at Friday’s game. Yet, I haven’t seen a scrap of reporting about our (twice as much) loss to date. I wouldn’t have known about it had I not read it on DL. 

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The Monkees !!! FMD you were dead then

How about the Everly Bros or even the big O ?

Crying.

 
16 hours ago, old dee said:

My confidence is back to zero DF. This club has half a century history of disappointing fans and I see nothing that will change my mind. Every week I have been  waiting for yesterday's result. In previous weeks our improved skill level has won us games but yesterday we saw the MFC do the normal, lose a game that their skill level should have won by 10 goals. The tradition continues. 

There a difference between home and away games and finals footy. We don't know how we will play in finals yet. But its not a bad thing to lose a few home and away games, as long as we keep beating Messydrugs and the Filth! 

However our long term plan to win number 13 has been to wait 100 years since our last GF win. I still feel we are on track so no need to panic.

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The Monkees !!! FMD you were dead then

How about the Everly Bros or even the big O ?

Uncle Bitter you need to change your music selection to the 21 century, otherwise people may consider you to be a old fart! We would not want that to happen as your picture makes you look so young.


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