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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Hope we have enough players to fill the side when the season starts. Seems like quite a few are going down with injuries.

 
1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Hope we have enough players to fill the side when the season starts. Seems like quite a few are going down with injuries.

Yes and the house looks as solid as a rock Mr. Leg.

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17 hours ago, old dee said:

Yes and the house looks as solid as a rock Mr. Leg.

Yes, in the middle of an earthquake.

 

Just noticed that this is page 1066.  That's when the bananas invaded the little island off Brittany near France.

Did not know France grew Bananas,   Any comments from the linguists ?    We could all be running around painted blue (and red) !

4 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Just noticed that this is page 1066.  That's when the bananas invaded the little island off Brittany near France.

Did not know France grew Bananas,   Any comments from the linguists ?    We could all be running around painted blue (and red) !

i think you are confusing frogs with bananas


Cheap banana in WA because of a bumper crop!

3 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Cheap banana in WA because of a bumper crop!

Best news we are liable to hear in 2021.

Oh No the worst possible thing has happened ahead of Dees 2021 campaign!

Cyclone in Nth QLD has ruined the banana crop. Shortages expected and prices will increase.

Think I might go back to bed.

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7 minutes ago, old dee said:

Oh No the worst possible thing has happened ahead of Dees 2021 campaign!

Cyclone in Nth QLD has ruined the banana crop. Shortages expected and prices will increase.

Think I might go back to bed.

Good news about our bumper crop of bananas then, as I think our border is still closed we get to keep them all to ourselves.

YUM YUM YUM

 

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AVB still injured, or just not able to get fully fit? 


2 hours ago, Redleg said:

AVB still injured, or just not able to get fully fit? 

It’s a secret Mr. Leg. 

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

 

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

 

Edited by old dee

5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Good news about our bumper crop of bananas then, as I think our border is still closed we get to keep them all to ourselves.

YUM YUM YUM

 

Hardly a Christian attitude DF.

3 hours ago, old dee said:

Hardly a Christian attitude DF.

I am a demon.


8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I am a demon.

And a selfish one

On 2/14/2021 at 4:00 PM, Redleg said:

Salem? Presume you mean Sam.

Yes Mr Leg

On 3/4/2021 at 4:31 AM, old dee said:

And a selfish one

When the supply of bananas is in doubt it is every Demon for themselves.

13 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

When the supply of bananas is in doubt it is every Demon for themselves.

No wonder we have not one a flag for 56 years.


4 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Oh, how I missed the wise and insightful musings on this thread! 

You must be bananas Maple. 

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6 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Oh, how I missed the wise and insightful musings on this thread! 

You are not alone. 

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I go back to when Saad left GC and I pushed hard to get him and we were uninterested. While not a perfect defender, his run off the back flank, especially with the new manning the Mark rule, makes him a very valuable player in setting up scoring opportunities.

 
10 hours ago, old dee said:

No wonder we have not one a flag for 56 years.

We have a 100 year plan for our 13th flag. It appears we are on track to achieve this. 

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

I go back to when Saad left GC and I pushed hard to get him and we were uninterested. While not a perfect defender, his run off the back flank, especially with the new manning the Mark rule, makes him a very valuable player in setting up scoring opportunities.

Wait for our next rebuild Red, we should not rush our 100 year plan. They will never seen us coming for our 13th flag!


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