The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Coffee, macha and beetroot esspresso. To be poured over ice. Hipster cafes currently with too much time on their hands

[Redleg 40,919]

7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Coffee, macha and beetroot esspresso. To be poured over ice. Hipster cafes currently with too much time on their hands

I think I have had that macha and it is very ordinary.

[Moonshadow 17,676]

27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I think I have had that macha and it is very ordinary.

They gave me a complimentary beetroot latte. Absolutely undrinkable, had to tip it out. They can't even give it away!

[Ethan Tremblay 30,859]

No wonder you Melbournian’s are all crook, beetroot latte. FMD! 

[Redleg 40,919]

10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

No wonder you Melbournian’s are all crook, beetroot latte. FMD! 

When you are locked down forever and going insane you will try anything.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,239]

I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

[DemonFrog 1,354]

On 9/6/2020 at 8:53 AM, Redleg said:

When you are locked down forever and going insane you will try anything.

Supporting Collingwood?

[Redleg 40,919]

8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Supporting Collingwood?

Not totally certifiable yet.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not totally certifiable yet.

Give three more weeks of lockdown?

[dpositive 1,665]

On 9/6/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

The innuendo willalways do you in the end though

[Redleg 40,919]

On 9/6/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

 

Prize is on its way.

There are air holes in the box as you will notice.

[Ethan Tremblay 30,859]

Anyone keen to go halves in this bad boy? 
 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/The-famous-1991-Grand-final-AFL-Batmobile-in-running-condition/264868460985?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D7fe049b814544010bd45fe64fe9fd3bc%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264868460985%26itm%3D264868460985%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A71853a24-fb85-11ea-a8a5-74dbd180ef51|parentrq%3Aad58d4e31740acc6c590eaf7fff63b3e|iid%3A1

[Redleg 40,919]

On 9/22/2020 at 9:39 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Anyone keen to go halves in this bad boy? 
 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/The-famous-1991-Grand-final-AFL-Batmobile-in-running-condition/264868460985?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D7fe049b814544010bd45fe64fe9fd3bc%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264868460985%26itm%3D264868460985%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A71853a24-fb85-11ea-a8a5-74dbd180ef51|parentrq%3Aad58d4e31740acc6c590eaf7fff63b3e|iid%3A1

ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

[Ethan Tremblay 30,859]

Just now, Redleg said:

ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

I broke that news last week. I believe the media reported on it just today. 

[DemonFrog 1,354]

On 9/24/2020 at 3:10 PM, Redleg said:

ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

Who is Jack Watts and what did he retire from?

[DemonFrog 1,354]

On 9/22/2020 at 7:39 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

Anyone keen to go halves in this bad boy? 
 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/The-famous-1991-Grand-final-AFL-Batmobile-in-running-condition/264868460985?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D7fe049b814544010bd45fe64fe9fd3bc%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264868460985%26itm%3D264868460985%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A71853a24-fb85-11ea-a8a5-74dbd180ef51|parentrq%3Aad58d4e31740acc6c590eaf7fff63b3e|iid%3A1

Like the MFC AFL team it looks like a major rebuild is needed! 

[Redleg 40,919]

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Who is Jack Watts and what did he retire from?

Unfortunately that is what many will say in a few years, as non champions are soon forgotten by fans of other clubs.

[DemonFrog 1,354]

I have heard that Hogan is back on the market!

[Redleg 40,919]

On 10/22/2020 at 12:56 PM, DemonFrog said:

I have heard that Hogan is back on the market!

No surprises.

[Earl Hood 6,086]

Hello! Where is everyone? 

[dieter 3,325]

1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

Hello! Where is everyone? 

In Quarantine, enforced by Dictator Dan. I am poeta Credlin, I am Andrew Bolt. I am Rudolfo, I am looking after your welfare.

I may even be Devine!!!!!!

[hardtack 10,537]

16 hours ago, dieter said:

I may even be Devine!!!!!!

Devine intervention?

[Redleg 40,919]

In view of recent events I believe this thread requires an immediate return to the main footy board for further discussion.

[Redleg 40,919]

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

In view of recent events I believe this thread requires an immediate return to the main footy board for further discussion.

Still here in limbo land.

[Whispering_Jack 30,106]

On 2/3/2021 at 4:37 PM, Redleg said:

Still here in limbo land.

I tend to agree. 

in light of recent events, the longest thread on Demonland should be restored to its rightful place in our media. Unfortunately, that place was filled very quickly after events in Washington a month ago, so for the time being, it’s returning to our General Board.

Apologies to those who might be offended by the contents of this thread.