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On 9/26/2020 at 5:12 AM, DemonFrog said:

Like the MFC AFL team it looks like a major rebuild is needed! 

Relax 2021 will prove that our rebuild Is well underway much quicker than the naysayers are telling or forecasting.

Be prepared to apologise in September and embrace the force and extent of the Melbourne Comeback.

 

are we back in the seniors?  cream rises to the top

i refused to play in the magoos........pride and prejudice

 

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

are we back in the seniors?  cream rises to the top

i refused to play in the magoos........pride and prejudice

 

Yes dc we are back where we belong and it seems fitting that we re-emerge on the weekend after the nameless one has left the game.

 
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He is gone but we are back.

Like the Phoenix rising from the ashes, our reemergence is complete.

 

6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

He is gone but we are back.

Like the Phoenix rising from the ashes, our reemergence is complete.

 

You will be pleased to note Mr. Leg that I had a banana sandwich for lunch!


2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well praise the lord !!!

The world will once again have access to the wit and wisdom of my posts

Well, at least, access to your posts.

44 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well praise the lord !!!

The world will once again have access to the wit and wisdom of my posts

now if only that lecherous moonie can do a lazarus

 
16 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Now that this thread has outlasted his career, surely he can be named?

Nah -F..ck Him.

 


18 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Now that this thread has outlasted his career, surely he can be named?

he has a name -> hwfua

or image.png.c6675af767325ab6f3bb281fd17b7dd9.pngin ancient egyptian

9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

he has a name -> hwfua

or image.png.c6675af767325ab6f3bb281fd17b7dd9.pngin ancient egyptian

Ah. you mean this guy?

 

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3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

now if only that lecherous moonie can do a lazarus

I believe Moonie is currently “ finding his inner self “ dc

It may be a process 

Glad this thread has done a Lazarus, for some time the only one worth reading.

How come, when I open this thread I come across a picture of a dark haired quite attractive asian lady gently eating the tip of a large banana.   Am I the only one with this problem ?

 

Those Americans can be a funny bunch, 


2 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Glad this thread has done a Lazarus, for some time the only one worth reading.

How come, when I open this thread I come across a picture of a dark haired quite attractive asian lady gently eating the tip of a large banana.   Am I the only one with this problem ?

 

Those Americans can be a funny bunch, 

Crikey , I hope I haven’t uploaded some of my personal album!!

Was she wearing a maid’s uniform?

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have you no forgiveness in your heart Biffen?

Where is your humanity?

 

My humanity and forgiveness are watching re-runs of baby seals getting clubbed to death on the frozen tundra.

1 hour ago, Better days ahead said:

Ah. you mean this guy?

 

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nah......that's uncle bitters' murican cousin

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

My humanity and forgiveness are watching re-runs of baby seals getting clubbed to death on the frozen tundra.

Yeah, sure, and watching the Dalai Lama being fed to the crocodiles imported from Florida for prime time viewing. NO???

In the meantime, what is the difference between tundra and tuna? Serious question. Think about it.


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

he has a name -> hwfua

or image.png.c6675af767325ab6f3bb281fd17b7dd9.pngin ancient egyptian

But what of hwfua’s old man? Is he still on $100kpa as an apprentice in the recruiting department at Blacktown?

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have won the Super bowl for the first time ever. That gives me confidence that a perennial loser has won the big one today that is an omen for the AFL's perennial losers. We have unfortunately missed the boat with Tom Brady.

 
1 hour ago, old dee said:

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have won the Super bowl for the first time ever. That gives me confidence that a perennial loser has won the big one today that is an omen for the AFL's perennial losers. We have unfortunately missed the boat with Tom Brady.

But we haven’t missed the boat yet for Dusty Martin.

Here’s hoping he falls out with Richmond, we convince him to join us (on a multi-million dollar deal of course) so he can stick it to his former club. He leads us to the promised land picking up another norm smith while he does so.  It’s written in the stars.

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On 2/7/2021 at 3:24 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well praise the lord !!!

The world will once again have access to the wit and wisdom of my posts

Hallelujah. My life has been a shell of its previous existence during the absence of your posting on here.


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