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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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On 8/7/2020 at 10:55 AM, old dee said:

A banana sandwich for lunch, something’s can actually triumph over the virus lock down , illness and the Dees never ending performances from a bottom half team. Bananas,

Then I will not tell you that the world supply of banana is again under serious threat. Eat them while you still want can!

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    Just now, DemonFrog said:

    Then I will not tell you that the world supply of banana is again under serious threat. Eat them while you still want can!

    I am glad you did not tell me that DF.

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    May be we need to recruit Banana Man before it is too late and we are forced to have Pineapples!

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    The Victorian lock down has really impacted this thread.

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    I think the disinterest on this thread has infected the coverage as no free to air out here in NE Vic.

    Youd reckon there would be enough Pies supporters to get coverage on one of the three 7 outlets to out rate Pawn stars or similar dross on at this time.

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    Just now, dpositive said:

    I think the disinterest on this thread has infected the coverage as no free to air out here in NE Vic.

    Youd reckon there would be enough Pies supporters to get coverage on one of the three 7 outlets to out rate Pawn stars or similar dross on at this time.

    Reprise Yorkshire Vet, American Pickers, Border Patrol, Still showing Optus stadium Perth for Prime 7.

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    16 hours ago, dpositive said:

    Reprise Yorkshire Vet, American Pickers, Border Patrol, Still showing Optus stadium Perth for Prime 7.

    I feel your pain!

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    5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I feel your pain!

    Thanks Frog 

    perhaps they knew Pies fans would not want to watch and victory might improve profile of MFC matches for future.

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    I was wondering what happened to this thread but then again, it is about a bloke who isn’t getting a regular game at AFL level but rather, running around in leftover 12 v 12 hub games played on reclaimed mangrove swamps infested by alligators.

    That is no way to talk about Uncle Bitters!

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    • 3 weeks later...

    Coffee, macha and beetroot esspresso. To be poured over ice. Hipster cafes currently with too much time on their hands

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    7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Coffee, macha and beetroot esspresso. To be poured over ice. Hipster cafes currently with too much time on their hands

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    I think I have had that macha and it is very ordinary.

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    27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I think I have had that macha and it is very ordinary.

    They gave me a complimentary beetroot latte. Absolutely undrinkable, had to tip it out. They can't even give it away!

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    10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    No wonder you Melbournian’s are all crook, beetroot latte. FMD! 

    When you are locked down forever and going insane you will try anything.

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    I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

    I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

    However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

    Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

     

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    On 9/6/2020 at 8:53 AM, Redleg said:

    When you are locked down forever and going insane you will try anything.

    Supporting Collingwood?

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    8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Supporting Collingwood?

    Not totally certifiable yet.

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    39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Not totally certifiable yet.

    Give three more weeks of lockdown?

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    On 9/6/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

    I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

    However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

    Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

     

    The innuendo willalways do you in the end though

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    On 9/6/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I just realised I was up to my 10000 th post.

    I expect some sort of prize will arrive in the mail.

    However, I would like to point out that this should have happened ages ago. Countless posts have been denied to my faithful readership by the immoderators.

    Some of my best smut and crudest innuendo has been consigned to the cutting room floor and lost forever. The literary world has suffered an irreplaceable  loss

     

    Prize is on its way.

    There are air holes in the box as you will notice.

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    Anyone keen to go halves in this bad boy? 
     

    https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/The-famous-1991-Grand-final-AFL-Batmobile-in-running-condition/264868460985?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D7fe049b814544010bd45fe64fe9fd3bc%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264868460985%26itm%3D264868460985%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A71853a24-fb85-11ea-a8a5-74dbd180ef51|parentrq%3Aad58d4e31740acc6c590eaf7fff63b3e|iid%3A1

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    On 9/22/2020 at 9:39 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Anyone keen to go halves in this bad boy? 
     

    https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/The-famous-1991-Grand-final-AFL-Batmobile-in-running-condition/264868460985?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D7fe049b814544010bd45fe64fe9fd3bc%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264868460985%26itm%3D264868460985%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2380057%26brand%3DUnbranded&_trksid=p2380057.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A71853a24-fb85-11ea-a8a5-74dbd180ef51|parentrq%3Aad58d4e31740acc6c590eaf7fff63b3e|iid%3A1

    ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

    I broke that news last week. I believe the media reported on it just today. 

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    On 9/24/2020 at 3:10 PM, Redleg said:

    ET stop posting here and get back to breaking trade news on the Trade Board. You are the man. You did say that Jack Watts has retired didn't you?

    Who is Jack Watts and what did he retire from?

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