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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I hear that the virus doesn't survive for long on leather, so you should be ok Uncle

Not only that Moonie but leather is very durable 

My doeskin underwear has lasted for years 

 
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not only that Moonie but leather is very durable 

My doeskin underwear has lasted for years 

I'm sickened to hear it.

The only consolation being you have saved the environment from detergents and unnecessary water wastage no doubt.

29 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I'm sickened to hear it.

The only consolation being you have saved the environment from detergents and unnecessary water wastage no doubt.

Bah! Negativity as usual Biffen

Well, I’ll have you know that we have very high standards of hygiene at The Manor and my underwear is laundered at least once a fortnight!

Whether it needs it or not!

 
3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not only that Moonie but leather is very durable 

My doeskin underwear has lasted for years 

Good to hear, well, sort of...

Btw, where are you getting your weekly piercings and tattoos done, given those establishments have been shut down? Self inflicted?

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Good to hear, well, sort of...

Btw, where are you getting your weekly piercings and tattoos done, given those establishments have been shut down? Self inflicted?

I can live without Tatts and piercings Moonie, however, there are certain other businesses that provide .... err .... more personal services that I miss

This dam corolla virus thing is most inconvenient 


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I can live without Tatts and piercings Moonie, however, there are certain other businesses that provide .... err .... more personal services that I miss

This dam corolla virus thing is most inconvenient 

I thought that in Romsey they would be classified as an essential service, like shiraz supply chains

7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not only that Moonie but leather is very durable 

My doeskin underwear has lasted for years 

Never fear Bbo,  CoVid is very susceptible to friction. It cannot handle it.

So if in doubt,  Bbo,   Rub it as hard as you can,  its sure to knock that virus on its head.

Now,  about that doeskin Bbo,  does it work well with Leopard print strides.?

11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I can live without Tatts and piercings Moonie, however, there are certain other businesses that provide .... err .... more personal services that I miss

This dam corolla virus thing is most inconvenient 

Seems you have progressed beyond the deadly Corona to the more innocuous Corolla. Ramsey is fortunate and once again leading scientific orthodoxy. Your research methods need encouragement rather than officious dogma. What could possibly go wrong?

 
On 4/26/2020 at 7:49 AM, dpositive said:

Seems you have progressed beyond the deadly Corona to the more innocuous Corolla. Ramsey is fortunate and once again leading scientific orthodoxy. Your research methods need encouragement rather than officious dogma. What could possibly go wrong?

Bah ! Corona, corolla - it’s all Korean to me

I’m still waiting for the boffins to discover a cure for tinea 

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3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah ! Corona, corolla - it’s all Korean to me

I’m still waiting for the boffins to discover a cure for tinea 

Well if they discover the Tinea cure, you better hope they don't get Australia Post to deliver your medication.

Your feet will drop off before it arrives.

They are taking weeks to deliver a letter locally,  or a small parcel.

With so many people unemployed, you would think they would hire some more workers


1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

 

Thanks for that.

12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Daisy's on tik tok???

nice try but no cigar, moonie.

was forwarded to me by wife who had been forwarded it by a friend


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13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Daisy's on tik tok???

My grandkids love Tic Toc biscuits.

Why shouldn't Daisy love them too?

14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

My grandkids love Tic Toc biscuits.

Why shouldn't Daisy love them too?

are they gluten-free, red?

on a different note.......how are people coping with a lack of a barber? i'm starting to resemble saty. mullet is out of control

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3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

are they gluten-free, red?

Maybe, but they are certainly preservative and artificial coloring rich.


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

on a different note.......how are people coping with a lack of a barber? i'm starting to resemble saty. mullet is out of control

Argumentative and belligerent?

2020 has turned out to be a horrible year.

We need our fix of football!!!!

At least I am able to walk again.

I hope Biff and Mr Bitters have avoided those fines for not socially distancing themselves from respectable society?

 

 

 
25 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

2020 has turned out to be a horrible year.

We need our fix of football!!!!

At least I am able to walk again.

I hope Biff and Mr Bitters have avoided those fines for not socially distancing themselves from respectable society?

 

 

Toady's back!

Didn't you read in the papers about the party that was busted in Romsey? I managed to flee over the back fence, but Biff and Uncle were caught 'doing a Laidley'

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On 5/3/2020 at 8:28 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Normal method of dropping the kids where I used to teach!

You only had horse and cart back then BBO.


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