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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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On 8/15/2019 at 8:32 PM, Moonshadow said:

Is he as tight with Pinot as your daughter Red?

Edit. Or is that Old Dees daughter?

Close Mr Shadow. My sister. Don't tell Bbo but I enjoyed a bottle last night.

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Hello darkness my old friend....

I think that was by Simon Can Get Funkled.

14 minutes ago, old dee said:

Why not forfeit I would prefer that.

we effectively will ;)

 
13 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

we effectively will ;)

Have if we go in with last week's side. 

10 minutes ago, old dee said:

Have if we go in with last week's side. 

we've got last weeks FD !! ;)


4 hours ago, old dee said:

Close Mr Shadow. My sister. Don't tell Bbo but I enjoyed a bottle last night.

Thanks for the invite.... not.

Somethings wrong. I keep randomly shouting out 'broccoli' and 'cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets....

6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Thanks for the invite.... not.

People might find how good this Pinot is and I need continued supply.

Self interest you say!

YES.

 

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.

55 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy.

Someone stole your single malt! Is there no end to this torment?


I accidentally booked myself on to an escapology course; I’m really struggling to get out of it.

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First year in ages I have absolutely no interest in the Finals. 

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

First year in ages I have absolutely no interest in the Finals. 

I have had little interest for nearly 20 years Mr. Leg what keep you going?

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2 minutes ago, old dee said:

I have had little interest for nearly 20 years Mr. Leg what keep you going?

A love of the game. It has now turned to disinterest.

19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A love of the game. It has now turned to disinterest.

I still like the game but I find enjoyment in it at lower levels. 

AFL at the top level leaves me cold, it is just about the money and has been for sometime. 

Only my stupid love affair with the Dees keeps me interested. 


5 hours ago, old dee said:

I still like the game but I find enjoyment in it at lower levels. 

AFL at the top level leaves me cold, it is just about the money and has been for sometime. 

Only my stupid love affair with the Dees keeps me interested. 

Have you told your wife about your affair?

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I am looking forward to next week's game.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I am looking forward to next week's game.

VFL?

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2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

VFL?

No our next game. Aren't we playing next week?

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

No our next game. Aren't we playing next week?

Tonight at Leeds. Only 8 more wickets to go!


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14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Tonight at Leeds. Only 8 more wickets to go!

Just waiting for us to blow this game too.

17 hours ago, Redleg said:

No our next game. Aren't we playing next week?

Silly Red.  We have the bye next week.

Maybe you're thinking about the week / month / year after that?

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2 hours ago, bjDee said:

Silly Red.  We have the bye next week.

Maybe you're thinking about the week / month / year after that?

Yes, silly me, next week is a bye.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Yes, silly me, next week is a bye.

and yesterday was bye bye

19 hours ago, Redleg said:

Just waiting for us to blow this game too.

And did we do it spectacularly!

Well foreseen Red


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