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6 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

A lot of left over Banana Muffins, was told I needed a banana license to sell. Where do you get them from? 

Banana Republic.

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    34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Banana Republic.

    Was gonna say this, but thought it would be too American for this thread.

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    12 hours ago, layzie said:

    Was gonna say this, but thought it would be too American for this thread.

    You have the freedom to say whatever you want on this thread, as long as you don't plummet to the depths of humanity, where Biff and BBO reside.

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    1 minute ago, MSFebey said:

    When will my grass start growing? Start of september? Later? Now?

    The grass will grow grasshopper, when the green shoots open their eyes and reach for the sun.

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    Just now, Redleg said:

    The grass will grow grasshopper, when the green shoots open their eyes and reach for the sun.

    It's like waiting for a Demons finals appearance, always green shoots, but nothing ever happens

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    2 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

    It's like waiting for a Demons finals appearance, always green shoots, but nothing ever happens

    That is why grasshopper, they call it "watching grass grow".

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    That is why grasshopper, they call it "watching grass grow".

    Lets hope my grass and a finals appearance don't have the same green shoots as Carlton master.

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    Carnarvon bananas over in the West are apparently sweeter and smaller than the bananas in this part of the country. 

    Should we send Misson prior to the game to pick up a few kilos or have we packed enough?

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    4 minutes ago, MSFebey said:

    Why do they put wax on bananas these days? I prefer mine wax free, unlike my girls.

    This is not an area grasshopper, that the master will comment on, on a football fan forum where youngsters may also be in attendance.

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    This is not an area grasshopper, that the master will comment on, on a football fan forum where youngsters may also be in attendance.

    There is no shame in waxing, my old school teacher used to wax his arms and for some weird reason I still wonder why? Many swimmers wax, runners, wrestlers.... legs, arms, head all fine. 

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    You have the freedom to say whatever you want on this thread, as long as you don't plummet to the depths of humanity, where Biff and BBO reside.

    Definitely getting a feel for it. 

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    1 hour ago, SFebes said:

    When will my grass start growing? Start of september? Later? Now?

    Mine grows indoors.

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    1 hour ago, SFebes said:

    There is no shame in waxing, my old school teacher used to wax his arms and for some weird reason I still wonder why? Many swimmers wax, runners, wrestlers.... legs, arms, head all fine. 

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    What subject did he teach? This might shed some light. 

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    1 hour ago, SFebes said:

    Why do they put wax on bananas these days? I prefer mine wax free, unlike my girls.

    Your daughters are waxed????

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    3 minutes ago, layzie said:

    What subject did he teach? This might shed some light. 

    Maths and science, used to roll his sleeves up on his woolen jumpers. Weird stuff

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    5 minutes ago, SFebes said:

    Maths and science, used to roll his sleeves up on his woolen jumpers. Weird stuff

    Oh dear

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    Well it is clear to me that waxing and bananas don't go together.

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    @Red and Bluebeard

    Seems I owe you a banana smoothie ;)

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    4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    @Red and Bluebeard

    Seems I owe you a banana smoothie ;)

    Look up a recipe, but hold off on pouring it until the final siren next week ... ?

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