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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What's going on  Frogger? The last I heard you were posted to some remote outpost that relied on the telegraph.

Now you're back to annoy with your alien Westralian ways.

The NBN telegraph is still some years away, but we are so looking forward to being able to watch moving pictures when in arrives in town soon.

 

 

 
2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

The NBN telegraph is still some years away, but we are so looking forward to being able to watch moving pictures when in arrives in town soon.

 

 

Make sure you get "talkies"

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Make sure you get "talkies"

We can get sound as well?

 
8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

We can get sound as well?

Watching footy is better without sound :laugh:


On 16/08/2017 at 7:51 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Watching footy is better without sound :laugh:

And for the past 10 seasons without vision.

5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

And for the past 10 seasons without vision.

Hopefully not for the next 10 years Toady. My doc tells me not to go through that again. My wine collection took a reckless hammering

17 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

And for the past 10 seasons without vision.

Some good times this season though (as well as some !$^@ ones). But why are we talking footy on this thread?

Had any good bananas lately?

 
9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Some good times this season though (as well as some !$^@ ones). But why are we talking footy on this thread?

Had any good bananas lately?

Going shopping tomorrow, which should take around 4 hours travelling time. Hope they have fresh bananas!

Plus I closed down the local pub, so don't tell BBO as this fact will likely upset him for some reason. But must now travel for a drink.

 

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Going shopping tomorrow, which should take around 4 hours travelling time. Hope they have fresh bananas!

Plus I closed down the local pub, so don't tell BBO as this fact will likely upset him for some reason. But must now travel for a drink.

 

 

 

 

Closing down the local pub won't win many friends (except perhaps the missus). BBO probably finds this unthinkable anyway.


1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Plus I closed down the local pub

Que?

FMD

Pls explain?

?? cash strapped publican, revenge-fuelled law enforcement officer, rent-overdue landlord, Godzilla, Ozzie-culture-ignorant omnipotent alien, etc. ??

1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Closing down the local pub won't win many friends (except perhaps the missus). BBO probably finds this unthinkable anyway.

1) you are not selling enough banana vodka smoothies

2) wait for the finals and offer a deal for Melbourne members

On 16/08/2017 at 9:51 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Watching footy is better without sound :laugh:

I could not agree more R and B. I suggest everyone try it. Improves the enjoyment ten fold particularly when Brian Taylor is on.

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A big win over the lions, with big losses by Dogs and Eagles, would make it a good AFL weekend. 

Bombers dropping the unloseable game against Suns would top it off nicely. 

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38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A big win over the lions, with big losses by Dogs and Eagles, would make it a good AFL weekend. 

Bombers dropping the unloseable game against Suns would top it off nicely. 

One or two perhaps but three Mr. Leg I don't think so!


16 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Closing down the local pub won't win many friends (except perhaps the missus). BBO probably finds this unthinkable anyway.

Wife live 1,000 km away so no benefit there.

Dam I forgot the bananas!

16 hours ago, bjDee said:

Que?

FMD

Pls explain?

?? cash strapped publican, revenge-fuelled law enforcement officer, rent-overdue landlord, Godzilla, Ozzie-culture-ignorant omnipotent alien, etc. ??

Cashed up local government wanting to protect an old building.

6 hours ago, old dee said:

I could not agree more R and B. I suggest everyone try it. Improves the enjoyment ten fold particularly when Brian Taylor is on.

Will we make the finals this year OD?

9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Will we make the finals this year OD?

Yes. Predicted 13 wins this year and am still of that opinion.

3 hours ago, old dee said:

Yes. Predicted 13 wins this year and am still of that opinion.

Did your predict include preseason game and practice matches?


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10 hours ago, Redleg said:

A big win over the lions, with big losses by Dogs and Eagles, would make it a good AFL weekend. 

Bombers dropping the unloseable game against Suns would top it off nicely. 

Well we need to win and hope for the miracle suns win tonight, to round out the weekend .

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Did your predict include preseason game and practice matches?

No

7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Wife live 1,000 km away so no benefit there.

Dam I forgot the bananas!

You are fogiven this time :rolleyes:

 
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Fairly simple aim this week, win and play finals.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

Fairly simple aim this week, win and play finals.

You'd think it should be our goal every week Red. 


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